Today on a brand-new episode : GTA6 twerk button, Male Pregnancy dot com, The Transgender Coffee Shop, MySafeSpace, China's artifical tongue, Balancer getting hacked for $110 million and we custom-order our very own baby 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

Is anyone else just flabbergasted that Epstein's email is just his initials + whatever. Jeevacation, jeeitunes.

i've been kind of out of it with being sick and all and i missed posting about yesterday's new episode of @podcast.48minutesofdogsbarking.com. it's out now and it's about malepregnancy.com I'll do the full post with all the topics here shortly. go to 48minutesofdogsbarking.com and enjoy.

Jeffrey Epstein sitting in Professor X's Cerebro helmet to locate every sex offender on the planet and broadcast to them a single global telepathic pulse that says "i,,m the .email pedaphole"

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

Steve Jail is watching this from heaven, smiling down on us

Megyn Kelly: they're called ephebophiles...

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Epstein emails are written like this

The funniest, gallows humor style, out of all the Epstein emails today is his total lack of punctuation, capitalisation, Grammer... Dude was the e e Cummings of pedophiles

Oh uh .. that's bad huh

sitting in the lotus position, hovering 3 feet above the ground, eyes rolled back in my head, an electric thrumming fills the room: the pee tape is real

If there's one thing I despise about short form video content is explainers. No I do not need to hear some 20-something "explain" the plot and setting of "It"

my "we dont pepper spray children" tweet has a lot of people asking about the video of me pepper spraying a child

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

Looking bad dude

It's fall, that means it's time to get my favorite forbidden treat : black radiator water fresh from the tap! Yum!

Bluesky suspended Sarah Kendzior today for no reason whatsoever. She just shared excerpts of her articles, which were as always incisive and not offensive at all. Hey @pfrazee.com this is super not OK. I know her- we've interacted a fair bit via chats and her work is essential.

i was walking somewhere in my neighborhood last night and some college aged men started yelling Baba Booey at me over and over again and not knowing what else to do in response I yelled "howard stern's penis" at them and they looked confused. They know the words but not their meaning.

Young people let phones ruin their brains, I say, as I load up Instagram and watch 5 awful sketches in a row where people pretend to work in a bad office and their sketch groups name is like Dunk and Beef

a lotta yall still dont get it Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

[less than a week after dems sweep elections] chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?

democrats winning would cut into their fundraising

Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics

Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world Mary Shelley: holy shit Shelley: brutal

"Guy Who Profits Off Things Being Bad Says Things Should Stay Bad, Nothing Should Ever Get Better"

inventing a zohran's wife to be mad at

Listen I'm not saying it's all his fault but Francis Fukuyama has a lot to answer for

This makes me want to go just to get one. My dude loved public libraries.

Hey @jay.bsky.team can we get a ruling on this? Is it okay to say that it's funny Dick Cheney was stung to death by wasps and that he shit his pants before dying

i forgot to ask @jay.bsky.team if its ok to joke about dick cheney dying. not sure if that was only for charlie kirk or what. i think its funny that dick cheney died. im glad hes dead. is that ok @jay.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app @pfrazee.com

this thread is a journey, AND i learned something new.

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

bwaaaa? can't seem to remember doing F4F, and i don't know who this theophite is, but apparently i'm a bad person now who loves drama (again, not sure what that's about)

ceo of mcdonalds say big mac yum yum

The real horseshoe theory is that right-wing cope-posting about Mamdani is indistinguishable from left-wing shitposting

Today on a brand-new episode : Cuomo's insane AI ads, the Chicago Rat Hole is actually a Squirrel Hole, the CounterStrike market crash, Missing jury duty crypto scams, Greg W. Howard vs STC and the world's first Sonic The Hedgehog-themed cat funeral. Enjoy! 48minutesofdogsbarking.com

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Stranger Things Season 2 is where it really turned from "wow what an interesting time capsule and a love letter to Stephen King and John Carpenter" to "DA 80s BABY!!!!" and it's suffered for it since

now to find a tiny VCR

My kid makes amazing art

New @midnightpals.bsky.social is out! It's FINALLY Howard's turn at the campfire, and he's doing... Shadow over Innsmouth?? Ugh. Mary took his thesaurus and made a chilling bet. Listen at midnight-pals.simplecast.com

Extremely normal and cool

saying "capitalism is good, capitalism is right, capitalism works" as they set fire to me inside the wicker man

As I am with many things, I was very late to the party with Inscryption but wow, what a nice little game. The first act reveal is wonderful and the game that follows is too. Dang