Haunting: From One of the stalls in a public bathroom, the iphone camera shutter noise.

on one hand, offering six months of free credit monitoring after a security breach seems cheap and ineffective. But on the other, there are so many that I’m generally always covered by a new six month stretch at any given time.

There are two different places you can live in America, one is a place where lemons cost a little more than you think they should, and the other is a place where people are handing you lemons trying to get rid of the giant pile of lemons

THIS

You really gotta watch this space. I might be wrong, but feels like we're watching a wave starting to crest. Could see mass takeover of old/unpatched iPhones in a way we've never seen before.

Officer Poundcake is a great name for a dog

There's this youtube guy who catches video game cheaters. He's found that the people that cheat aren't people who are unskilled, but people who are skilled, but feel their lack of success is somehow "unfair." So, this AI book is just a one time thing. Writers are never like this.

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

For about a year I've been working with some of the best reporters and editors in L.A. to build a brand new city news outlet. It launches tomorrow. Is it possible to operate a sustainable local journalism business in 2026? Let me know! lamaterial.com

In better and more simple times, we’d only be talking about the afroman trial

Chipotle line. Lady walks away without paying. Chipotle: You didn’t pay! Lady: I’m allergic to pico. You put pico on my last one. I called about it. Chipotle: You didn’t talk to us! Lady, walking away: I called corporate. Chipotle: You have to pay for that! Lady, so far away: Call corporate.

Waugner Moura is 49. That’s upsetting.

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

the young me assumed everyone was doing their best to make sense of things. but as I get older i’m more convinced that many people’s minds are like cartoon thought bubbles filled with angry scribbles, and that's the way they like it

Here’s a first for Okay Donkey: “Escalator” by Dan Sanders (June 2018) will soon appear on standardized tests for the English Teachers Association of Western Australia! Many congratulations to @donsamders.bsky.social. Read “Escalator” at okaydonkeymag.com/2018/06/15/e...

A reminder to look at the boots. Oldspeedmfg.com

This is a food in a scifi book that lets you know how unnatural and weird and bad the food is in the sci fi world

Looking at pictures of the war and thinking about how seriously i take recycling

It truly does not matter what the phone clock says. The dog clocks are in charge

generally have a 'that's for them' approach to the ocean, that being the ocean, them being fish, and never go near it. Starting to get to a similar space with internet/robots

LOOK AT THE BOOTS I SAID

My friend Dave started a boot company and made me these boots and everyone should look at them. Look at the boots.

Why go through all that trouble to rename the department of defense

Being a depressed guy at CrossFit is a good bit

The Chris Fleming comedy special is a good comedy special.

I like that we’ve all agreed to the term ‘feed’. “It came across my feed”, “I strapped instagram to my face like a bag of oats.“ “Some rich guy built for me a trough, where he shovels a slurry of barely edible matter. And it is there I go to feed.“ etc

If I did that game winning hockey goal I’d project the video of it on the front of my house for the rest of my life, I’d never be able to talk about anything else, itd be printed on my clothes, the coolness of it would effectively cripple me, and that’s why I don’t do the game winning hockey goal

Maybe I was put on this earth to look at my phone

A new bookstore opened in my town today and there was a line down the block to get in when it opened. I stopped by later with a coffee from a few doors down and it was still too crowded to buy anything.

i often think about this review

very very excited (& nervous! stage jitters!) to share news of a project that my person & I have been working on for so long now we're starting a tiny artist residency here in Baltimore; say hello to The Doll House! www.thedollhouse.studio

One thing that's fun is that if you're black and you don't have much experience, it's woke dei if you get the job, and if you're black and you have all the experience in the world, you're an out of touch elite who is not really black and doesn't deserve the job.

Depends on what you think her job is! Her boss likely thinks its to do exactly what she did: be a weird monster.

I live in PA in an area with a large population that will be targeted by ice and it is a crazy experience knowing that your adorable little town is going to turn into a war zone at any moment.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Ten years sober today. Good boy, Danny.

“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

the last few weeks have really put me on team pluribus virus

Every time I open this app I think: I know how bad everything is. Does it help me to know each individual badness or am I just driving myself into a hopeless level of despair? Not sure! A fun chicken and egg and hopeless despair problem!

from: jeeevacations to: tons of people lets do ssome crmes on my islan the finest sleuths of online: the real plot is a code hidden in a catalog

Another one of these. Why not. open.substack.com/pub/dansande...

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I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy. www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...

I’ve been going to CrossFit for a year and I hate it but it’s good for me. I am always off to the corner and completely silent but today someone referred to Fiona Apple as a one hit wonder and I reflexively shouted “What? Sacrilege!”

but if we get rid of the unaccountable and unrestrained murderous criminal gang that's acting as an ethnic cleansing paramilitary force for a demented Nazi authoritarian, who will keep the streets safe?

Punxsutawny Phil, in The Emails somehow: hello Jeffrey my resplendent co-conspirator Jeff Vacation: helo grndhog

We all live in a world where we’re viewed as entirely disposable by our jobs, the healthcare system, on and on. I will never understand why ice floe-ing every name in the Epstein files is not an acceptable and immediate reaction from the entire working population. We do not need these people.