When all the pieces come together, Blue Prince is incredibly satisfying for a game you absolutely are infuriated by.

I have no desire for the show I watch to start doing things that the show I don’t watch does

Someone was worried that the E will make Hobbs look like a joke, but I don’t watch that show, so I’d never even know if they did. I’d be more worried that some poorly trained nxt guy will drop him on his head.

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises

I really thought Brody was going to beat Bandito up after that match. They were laying it on so thick.

Is Betsy Brant CGI’d into Spider-man No Way Home?

Give Drew Carey the full rights to Dilbert.

Dilbert’s Dad is dead

Phil was like “nobody checked on me when I was injured.” I dunno, man, you probably shouldn’t have tried to fight your bosses

Will Arnett should have pulled a James Cameron and been like “my ex-wife winning the golden globe for podcasting has been long overdue”

SmartLess podcast was robbed, any pohler not even a podcast, she plays Hilary Clinton on SNL

If some American comes into Canada and tries to hold a door like this, we’ll throw their ass in jail and everyone will be happy about it

I’m going to go to that betting site and I’m going to make a huge bet on Madura being back in charge of Venezuela by the end of 2026.

Burgers are too expensive and too tall

Make Burger Mouth Sized Again (and not $20+)

You can’t yell at Theo for doing spoilers because I missed the end of the movie because my daughter was scared of the hair dryer at the movie theatre and made me take her home to use the bathroom

I want Avengers Doomsday to be as long as an AEW PPV

Don’t worry Americans, you can use ours food-guide.canada.ca/en/

The average SK police officer is not smart or capable enough to actually enforce this.

Maybe it’s time to finally watch two girls one cup

I may be old school, but I simply think you should want your heel world champion lose to every face challenger, and if you don’t then neither is doing their job very well.

Why is everyone talking about football? Football ended a month ago and my team won.

None of these fuckers is ever going to get what they deserve, anyway I’m going to learn how to build a table next week.

I’m not sure how well the G1 being in the USA is going to go, tbh. It may alienate the Japanese (and non-US international) audiences and I’m not sure they’ll draw the crowds they want for a huge audience. It really depends on how much AEW helps, I guess.

My main issue with NJPW is that the majority of these guys are dorks. Worse yet, they’re dorks trying to cosplay as cool guys, making them look even dorkier.

I don’t have any hot takes but I’m starting a wood working class next week so that’s probably what I’m going to be focussed on.

Man, fuck off

Anaconda was good!

This guy got forcefully removed from the stage in the liberal paradise of *checks notes* Regina, Saskatchewan.

Anyway, did Elle and Mike fuck or what?

The K-Pop Demon Hunters meeting the head of Netflix after the Stranger Things finale.

Underrated bit in Far From Home is when Happy is like, “I gotta get you guys outta here” and the kids are like, “Who are you?”

This next year surely won’t be worse than the last, this time.

What is it like to be the person who watches Spider-Man far from home and is like “oh mysterio is a good guy in this one”

Martin Starr should be Spider-man’s new “guy in the chair” reshoot the whole new movie to add this in

I missed it

New years is still 3 whole minutes away? Nah, I’m going to bed.

There is no Kennedy curse. There is a super rich and out of touch family that was too used to never experiencing any tragedy and they probably shouldn’t have started with lobotomizing that one girl.

I showed my kid all the MCU movies up to Endgame, and I’m looking at the stuff post-that and I just can’t see her sitting through most of the movies after that. She won’t have the patience to sit through any of the series, either.

MCU was really like, “What do we do about War Machine’s broken back? Robot pants.”

A guy was feuding with some trans ladies and said he could beat them up because he was “built like a linebacker,” so I pointed out he was just fat

Dear Fellow Millennials, please stop co-opting slang and using it badly. Thanks!

I said something mean to Mischa Barton that I thought was very funny in my late 20s, and in my early 40s I think is mean and not worth repeating.

No one answered this

It’s wild that every time that + shows up, my data slows down to shit.

Finn Wolfhard is too good for the final season of stranger things. This is not true about anyone else.

B/c what Mancinelli points at is how Rashovich — & by extension Tsiklis & Burton — will demand cuts when those cuts won't impact them or their constituents — oh sure, they'll demand cuts that hurt city staff… but those aren't hard calls. They'll back down when their inboxes fill up. #yqrcc /11

Did PAC come out to celebrate Moxley’s C2 win?

I’m not morally outraged or clutching my pearls, but I just wasn’t into a spot where a married couple was hitting each other. I did not like it.