Me, one hour and forty minutes into Blank Check’s episode on Lucky Numbers (when they start discussing the plot): “Wait, I’ve seen Lucky Numbers?”

I could not name a restaurant in 2026 that I would be excited to eat at.

I spent 20 minutes on the phone with Mitch McConnell this morning and he says he broke his leg and needs a wheelchair.

My friend is in Burbank today at he saw Jay Leno. Jay offered him $26 to listen to Jay tell jokes in an empty Flappers. Weird.

Hey, did Mick Foley really just come out to talk about his dog shoes?

Is MJF wearing Bam Bam Bigelow gear?

Omg streamers are so boring

Oh yuck, I almost gave a like to Movie Bob

The Uncles losing their minds right now

That ain’t Mitch, that Sigourney Weaver

Lol

I’m hearing rumours that Jay is going to try to push Jimmy out and take the tonight show back because he’s running out of money

Trump should call Tony Khan and tell him to reverse the ref’s decision because MJF cheated to beat Marc Briscoe

Gotta take a break from Reddit, people are absolutely unhinged on there.

The bio hacking billionaire isn’t going to live another 10 years

When Canada gets eliminated from the World Cup before USA

Oh, and fuck Wayne Gretzky. I will not participate in his rehabilitation.

Rats

Wayne Gretzky fuck off

I make the occasional joke on here along the lines of “I sat with She-Hulk at a wedding,” but she is actually really good in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, if anyone who actually knows her wants to pass that along.

I appreciated Kyle Fletcher’s screamo entrance music

No matter what xanderpuss says I don’t think it’s “rapey” that if you painted a white stripe on a black cat, some people would say that’s sexy

Send me money

I’m one of those sicko leftists who is going to laugh at Mitch being dead and I’ll maybe make Weekend at Bernie’s jokes about how he kept falling down

Yeah

I think it’s weird that everyone is reporting this like it’s news and not just him quoting a movie he was in

He married the t-Rex?

Deadbeat Dad Kenny showing up too late with a mitt and baseball. Cool dad Jon gave me a sticker. 🤼‍♂️

@jackob1.bsky.social ‘s favourite player appears to be having a “massive” game, mate

Can someone with Tony Khan's ear suggest that AEW should create a weekly news show for MyAEW that gave AEW fans the weekly clips and results for AEW CMLL Stardom and whatever indie promotions are on MyAEW. Like Samurai TV news for the west. #AEW #WrestleSky

At 41, both LeBron and I are good enough to play for the Raptors

LeBron obviously should go to the Toronto Raptors

What if Evil Dead Burn beats Moana at the box office? That would be nuts.

I don’t care about Big Bill and I rolled my eyes when people acted like he was good, including during his nxt and WWE runs

How’s KENTA doing these days?

I love how when that 5G+ pops up, it means my phone ain’t going to be working.

Ironically in Sydney Sweeney movies, the right’s favourite actress.

When Canada has to play Morocco is the next round of the World Cup

Thank you @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social in advance for explaining wtf Uncle Sam is

Folks, we're gonna make Spira Great Again. We're gonna get these Al Bhed outta here. You know what they do? They use machina. Machee-nah. Sounds foreign, doesn't it? It's forbidden, they say. I don't say it, Yevon does. We love Yevon. We're gonna make a million more Fayth. Shiva, she's beautiful.

I was thinking about it, and you know, I’d really like 6-8 Kongs.

Those horny fuckers

Reminds me of the time a person was threatening to fight and beat up a couple of trans women, while claiming to be build like a linebacker, and people got mad when I said the person were just fat.

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

I love wrestling and nothing that has ever happened in the history of it has ever been “pure cinema.”

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