Elite? I sure hope so. #AEW

Action Andretti is rightly mad that his tag partner started acting like a zombie that crawls around like a cat

Drake’s bot farm is going full force on Reddit

Slightly increase a band Ton 41

I’m liking the final season of the boys

Ricochet costs Jack Perry his match for no reason because Jericho needs partners for Stadium Stampede.

We collab

Post your favorite Final Fantasy character (wrong answers only)

The Juice is Luice

This means he logged in as his mother to say that he was not allowed to cage fight Zuckerberg

Darby wants his hair? What a dork.

I think the potato chip industry is in crisis.

The casino planet was good and the entire movie should have been about that

Is he dead yet?

He got his license

Wasn’t Hook supposed to be in this match?

The Napa Boys Presents: The Napa Boys and Grogu

I hope Gen Z discover Tales from the Crypt on Shudder this summer and realize how dystopian the America of today is compared to when we had a zombie muppet yell at us and call us “Boils” and “Ghouls”. He’s a good guy, he’d be woke now and probably add “and non-DIEnary fiends”

Just thinking about how Clark Bezos didn’t have the guts to pull his regular shit on @patthebook.bsky.social

Top 15 TV shows ever: Star Wars Skeleton Crew Star Wars Ahsoka Star Wars The Book of Boba Fett Star Wars The Acolyte Disney’s Willow Marvel’s The Falcon & The Winter Solider Disney’s The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers Marvel’s She-Hulk: Attorney at Law Marvel’s What If Marvel’s Secret Wars

If it was called The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda people would be buying tickets.

They accidentally created the genre Medium Rock in the late 90s/early 2000s and just nobody acknowledged it.

My AEW prediction of the summer: MJF puts never challenging for the world title on the line, Hangman returns to cost him the match (likely with a low blow), they have a blood feud into the summer, meanwhile Okada, fresh off losing the Intl, challenges and beats Darby for the world title

Well, yeah, it’s super fun when you don’t charge anyone taxes for a decade and let someone else deal with the mess

Over or under 10 years for the sold REAL campus to be bulldozed and turned into hotels (or mostly a parking lot)?

Here’s three (I thought the format might take off)

AEW is for virgin nerds, not like me, the guy who thinks Roman Reigns deserves an Emmy

I wonder what’s next for the Napa Boys?

I caught two shiny Absol in Ultra Sun today?

Venus de Milo

@benbowlin.bsky.social that supreme pizza thing was a little nonsense (not that it isn’t overrated) pizza ingredients are all pre-cut, they aren’t chopping ingredients up made to order for every pizza. I think someone was messing with you if they told you that.

Will Ferrell in the LEGO movie would be okay if he just dialled it back a little bit

Danhausen won’t be at WM 43, not even a mention or reference.

CM Punk, Wrestlemania Main Event Jobber.

The Napa Boys do it again!

Also, imagine if the AEW shows were the same length with the percentage of the show being wrestling that WWE gives you. That would feel so much longer.

There’s no snacks in my house so I’m considering eating Mennonite sausage and perogies as a snack

Been checking the WM results on Wikipedia, don’t know why, and saw that there’s been just barely an hour of wrestling before the main event. Why would you want to watch this if you like wrestling?

I just remembered that WM is going to have commercials so that’s a hard pass for me brother. I’m going to be watching the HBO show The Outsider from a few years ago, instead.

Is Wrestlemania and Royal Rumble the “Christmas and Easter” equivalent for former-WWE fans?

People who only know about wrestling from WWE docs were like “this is WCW 2000” and, no, that was WWF 1998

That rules

That makes no sense, Hechicero is a magician. He must have had an appointment so he let Will win.

Stokely wouldn’t give me Christian’s watch

I didn’t really care at all until this segment, I’m getting Mankind wins the big one vibes

Okay this has the potential to be crazy and exciting, and this is from a guy who isn’t into Darby Allin

I don’t get mad at AEW wins and loses and who’s the champion and who isn’t because literally every show is entertaining regardless

I had a similar experience with the two Alexes