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Its simply outrageous that we got a live-action Black Bolt in a marvel movie before the Morlocks; the lamest of Inhumans deserved screen time over a bunch of sewer freaks? C'mon, Callisto had motherfuckin' snakes for arms at one point, that woulda been incredible to see

I have Fallout predictions I NEED to talk about if anyone has been keeping up with it, please please please hear me out

If you really believe people are being paid to protest and disrupt ICE, go sign up. Go ahead. Go make some money and then take the paystub to Fox news. Prove that's what's happening

Fascinating that he has a bellybutton. Does any species of reptile? We need more research on how this happened

In 1914, Gavrilo Princip assassinated a jar of creatine, sparking Protein War 1 In 1939, Hitler invaded a GNC, and Protein War 2 began

I still can't believe there was a point in my life where I listened to Amanda Palmer or read Neil Gaiman, I'm truly disgusted by the people they've revealed themselves to be and I hope they rest in piss

We do have a shared reality. There’s a video of the attack. We can’t cede them ground that their version of things has any meaning. At all.

People who are ok with Newsom are literally brainless "People shouldn't say stupid shit and expect my approval, unless you're throwing the trans community and homeless under the bus, then you should be president."

Chicken nuggets Fish ore Hamburger diamonds

Beer Bong Crack Pipe Cocaine Funnel Heroin Laser

Annihilation (2018)

Christmas Christmas me so merry

Rogue: "hey Remy, I put the clean laundry in the bedroom, would you mind--" "GAMBIT NEVER FOLDS!!"

Merry Christmas Eve Wompsters, we eating good this morning @cbbworld.bsky.social

To me, my X-Mas

The missing quotation mark made me think Jar Jar Binks wrote this

Christmas on Pandora: Holiday Hits! Featuring: *Grandma Got Ran Over By A Titanothere (I Had To Google If Avatar Had A Reindeer Analogue And This Is All I Found) *Sully Na'vi Dad *Blue Christmas (Because We're Blue) *All I Want For Christmas (Is Unobtanium) *Eywa Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Well, I hung up some Deadlights all over my house for Christmas, and now my yard is full of floating kids driven insane by the terrifying scope of the Macroverse, sheesh

Getting to Valhalla and telling Odin I died from falling out of a tree picking plants

this is the ideal gay couple. you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.

So, Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the brother of the guy who sang "One Night In Bangkok"? Fascinating

A gall bladder

This would make one hell of a poster.

"We all help down here, Georgie. Come down here and you'll help too."

In the spirit of national unity, I am encouraging one man and woman from each state to attempt the thing we've all been hoping for

Today's kids would probably defeat Pennywise by calling him "mid" and shouting "six seven" at him, amirite 🙄

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I die instantly

Goddammit, I need to activate my special attack, does anyone have those glowing blue orbs, I used all mine up

Even worse news: this is required viewing to understand what's going to happen in the next Avengers movie

I can do this too

He's gonna Budd Dwyer himself tonight, isn't he

Santa's reindeer but they're all human-centipeded together into a monstrous creature with a giant glowing red eye at the front

An important addendum to "look for the helpers" is "and then join them."

*Opening my sandwich up to reveal a bunch of melting clocks* Dammit, I ordered this nontoasted

According to data, people named "Cody" are most likely to be virtuous- least likely to fall into sin. "Gary" remains a name for the depraved.

Friendly reminder this holiday season that the person at the register has an almost zero chance of being the person who set the prices for things, so if you are upset something seems too expensive, your option is to buy something else, ask to talk to the manager, or leave. (1)

Jonathon Pez, heir to the Pez candy dispenser fortune

Full power to Booth Torpedoes. We'll end this once and for all.

Lol, lmao even Has to be the @whatsallthispod.bsky.social effect for number 5

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If you're bored, check out a little bit of this playlist and answer any of these questions A song that: 1. You really like+why 2. You didnt care for+why 3. You expected me to have 4. Made you laugh/brought back memories 5. You didn't know about but liked I'll do the same for your playlists!

Sending out a big "stay safe" to all my midwest peeps about to get dumped on by this snow

Now begins the time-honored tradition of Mom Bringing Out The Tupperware For Take-Home Leftovers

What if someone climbed into the talking wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast and then it changed back into a person Would the person inside merge with it Cronenberg-style or would they burst out and kill the wardrobe person like a Chestburster Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving and whatever