Jonathon Pez, heir to the Pez candy dispenser fortune

Full power to Booth Torpedoes. We'll end this once and for all.

Lol, lmao even Has to be the @whatsallthispod.bsky.social effect for number 5

We're hosting an emergency fundraiser to help fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need help. Currently we're $13.2k away from meeting our goal Thank you all for the support so far, we're getting close to avoid debt! gofund.me/16ef32cb1

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If you're bored, check out a little bit of this playlist and answer any of these questions A song that: 1. You really like+why 2. You didnt care for+why 3. You expected me to have 4. Made you laugh/brought back memories 5. You didn't know about but liked I'll do the same for your playlists!

Sending out a big "stay safe" to all my midwest peeps about to get dumped on by this snow

Now begins the time-honored tradition of Mom Bringing Out The Tupperware For Take-Home Leftovers

What if someone climbed into the talking wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast and then it changed back into a person Would the person inside merge with it Cronenberg-style or would they burst out and kill the wardrobe person like a Chestburster Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving and whatever

Made some seafood salad for today, better test it for quality by eating 3 bowls 🤷‍♂️

Should I send this to my mom

God took one of Ronald's McRibs to make Grimace

The military plot/subplot in the IT show is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen attempted in television

Filling the pockets of my clothes with shitposts and walking into the ocean

The opening scene from Look Who's Talking with the sperm traveling to the egg but all the sperm have his voice

I have swallowed the harvest that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for Nuzzi Forgive me It was delicious so salty and so cold

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.

🎶WOKE UP THIS MORNING🎶

Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!

Been ruminating a concept for a short story, but I'm always worried the idea I have is ripping something else off

Give me a letter of the alphabet and I'll post my favorite song, film or art piece that starts with it

🎶The kind you don't take home to mother🎶

Family can be a bunch of internet people, family can be anything

I heard this in @pftompkins.bsky.social Werner Herzog voice

Has anyone phoned in a voice acting role as much as JK Simmons did in Baldur's Gate 3? Jesus

Ok but what if my crime was destroying robots Checkmate, idiot

It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla

A witch should perform an arcane ritual over his blown-off genitals to activate all future 007 agents and create an army of Bonds like they did for that one season of Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I am finally going to roll credits on Baldur's Gate 3 this week, please clap

Can anyone on here who's knowledgeable recommend a good starter electric drum kit for an 11 year old who's into making music?

Oh I hope he has an incurable condition, all these little sessions where people line up to kiss his ring seem like a last hurrah for an egomaniac in the hopes he gives them a favor before he croaks

Exododus is that guy from Yu-gi-oh that wins you the game if you assemble all his body parts, right?

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

If you're still in line to piss on Dick Cheney, stay in line

I got all the headlines mixed up today and voted for Dick Cheney 😬

I love my friends so much

My little buddy is shy about his Crow costume but I think he looks awesome

Going all out for these kids tonight

All I want for Halloween (is you) By Mariah Scarey

happy halloween 👻👻👻

Oh no its literally Halloween tonight and I don't have anyone to kiss at midnight yet

I don't care how long I knew anyone, the moment I found this out I'd be dragging them into the sea with stones in their pockets.

Call me Depeche Mode because I just can't get enough Swan Boy

Man, I feel like a Swan Boy, doot doo doo doo doo doot doot

You think this house is haunted? I've been living here for 127 years. I think I'd know if it was haunted, ok 🙄