cloak yourself in the golden hush of various pastries

What's up with Rudy Giuliani these days? Did he die, I honestly don't remember.

Ain't nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't participate in Mixed Martial Arts

Liver Sucker Punch Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry

Insane they didn't lead with this pic of Dr. Pepper Man, presumably taken right before he flew away to beat up an immigrant

Playing Final Fantasy Tactics on an Xbox is the most 2025 thing my 16 year old self could have imagined. I'd have assumed I'd have a jet pack or affordable health care before this ever happened.

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If you strike me down, I shall become more dead than you can possibly imagine

Skeleton that reaches into your mouth, pulls out *your* skeleton, then crawls inside your mouth

The Return of the Living Dead Re-Animator Ravenous Prince of Darkness From Dusk Till Dawn The Blob (1988) The Vourdalak Lifeforce Rosemary's Baby The Howling

Me: I want grandma to look like she did when she was alive. She meant so much to us. Please, do whatever you can. Herbert West, Re-Animator: Best I can do is gibbering zombie. It'll be free, though. Me: *high fives* my man

*Stallone voice* Pose the head, mouth, stalk and leaves

What if there's a smaller Danny DeVito out there, waiting, biding his time, growing ever stronger in the darkness

I secretly hooked up a polygraph to Shakira's hips, and the results will shock you

I have some and they're wonderful.

Whatever happened to Saturday night?

I was wondering why this piece sound so familiar and comforting. And of course its because I hear it at the end of @rudetales.bsky.social every freaking week, duh!

Technically, its only Clobberin' Time if The Thing is in the Clobber region of France, otherwise its Sparkling Wine Time

Good idea: singing in the shower Bad idea: recording an album in the shower

You hit me once I hit you back You gave a kick I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to our medbed

I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration free campaign idea to good home

Dont do it

replaying Fallout: New Vegas and having a fucking blast all over again. also really enjoying these

New vegas posting is it?

New Springfield are so good

a few more because why the hell not

Get a load of this dumbass

if you have democrat rep/senators i recommend calling and reminding them you will never vote for them again if they bend the knee on this. shutting down the government is the correct choice. that is the exact phrasing in my 3 calls and it took 5 min total bsky.app/profile/pink...

@williebhines.bsky.social remains the GOAT

Very much fingers crossed/too early to say but someone might narrate some of my work for their youtube channel 😮 they said they like what they've read so far!

democrats if this happened in the US

You've been visited by The Electrocuted Max Shreck from Batman Returns Like and Share for good luck and prosperity

Wouldn't it be easier to just turn up the escalator really fast until he gets sucked into it and spit back out as a bunch of bones like a 90s Mortal Kombat Fatality

Yay spooky season is here

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Walking up to a Walmart employee, tugging on her shirt and saying I threw up

I met @mrgipson.bsky.social in real life today so I know he's not a figment of my imagination. Still not sure about the rest of you though. Especially the Bugmane ones

That green zombie juice in the Re-Animator movies tasted delicious I bet

We are in it, and if it doesn't seem so it's because it hasn't targeted you yet, with the added factor of it being a particularly lazy and stupid and avaricious batch of fascists in a huge country.

Still blew my mind when I heard the Freeport, Illinois episode. Like for real, never would have imagined we'd get a name drop lol

Wild that she just blatantly admits hes in hell now

The scene from Bram Stoker's Dracula where they stake Lucy in her tomb, but instead it's Count Chocula and he spews chocolate syrup into Anthony Hopkins' face

They should do a crossover with Sonic for the second Mario movie, but also James Marsden should cameo too, with no explanation why he's a live human

Bulletproof Turtleneck would be kind of a cool band name

Glory Hole was an odd choice for nomination but whatever

(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶Sonic the Hedgehog Picks up the rings that he dropped when he hit a bad guy Or he will die🎶

I hope you all read this from me.