Oh my Gawd

Love when I go to the Chinese restaurant and they bring out the big basket of fortune cookies to share

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A dragon ate Mitch McConnell's heart so now he's an Arisen and John Thune is his Pawn?????

Oops I was leading Mitch McConnell out of the Underworld but I accidentally looked back at him and now he has to stay there

Mitch McConnell is in my basement admiring my fine amontillado casks and will be back shortly I swear

In his house at R'lyeh dead Mitch McConnell waits dreaming

I hope he remembered to move the planchette on the Oujia Board to "GOODBYE" or else Mitch could possess him

The transcendent joy this single panel gives me is ineffable, we don't deserve Branson or Swan Boy

Joe Rogan: Robert, buried in this tub of offal is a key to unlock your shackles, find it faster than anyone else to win Fear Factor RFK Jr: so I just need to eat all this offal faster than anyone else and I win Rogan: no, no one has to eat- RFK Jr: I'm done did I do it fast enough

The only polymarkets I wanna hear about are the vintage Polly Pocket toy markets, bring back tiny toy ecosystems, and obviously the Mighty Max variant as well

Happy Birthday America 🗽🚬

If I was Batman in the Arkham Asylum games, I would simply tell Alfred to send all my gadgets and upgrades to my location immediately at the start instead of waiting to be inconvenienced by things and realizing I need them

Do I like Final Fantasy X-2 or do I just like endlessly putting on different costumes? Does it matter? 10/10 perfect game

Folks, we're gonna make Spira Great Again. We're gonna get these Al Bhed outta here. You know what they do? They use machina. Machee-nah. Sounds foreign, doesn't it? It's forbidden, they say. I don't say it, Yevon does. We love Yevon. We're gonna make a million more Fayth. Shiva, she's beautiful.

Putting on too many hats before bed so I can meet the Benadryl Man

The Brotherhood of The Evil Sisterhood of The Mutant Traveling Pants, is this anything

A centrist pushing back? what other kinds of mythical creatures will we see from this?

You've Depeche'd your last Mode

My dad's the boss

Advertise your bluesky with a simpsons gif

All right, this is just getting ridiculous

Dance Dance Revolution Interpretive Dance Dance Mutiny Polka Insurrection Chattanooga Choo-Choo Coup

I scribbled out a quick Swan Boy as I left work because everyone needs a little whimsy @bransonreese.bsky.social

Whoa, wait a minute! Cloud!? Cloud Strife!? Of the Nibelheim Strifes!? He blew up what now? You're sure? Well, damn.

Favorite whips: Dole Bull Miracle Cool Ghost Riding The

Messaging my instacart shopper to make her play the stuffed animal crane game as she leaves the grocery store and to get one of those sticky grabby hands out of the dispenser

FIVE ILLYANAS

Doctor Who but he's the Crypt Keeper now and every episode is a scary story

I'm gonna need some bonus art on the Patreon of Kelsey Grammer as a literal crane now

Who saw a flamingo and said, "thats the perfect thing to make into a yard decoration"

My signature battle move is tossing my sword high into the air, pummeling you with a 47-hit combo, then the sword falls back down and I miss catching it and it nicks my femoral artery and I bleed out

Why arent we working on breeding ostriches in different colors like chocobos

This party has everything: Mitch McConnell's Milkshake Madness, Kash Patel in a corner getting sad drunk, Pete Hegseth in a corner getting all the other kinds of drunk, and Bari Weiss firing the entire cast of 60 Minutes via email

So, Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the brother of the guy who sang "One Night In Bangkok"? Fascinating

Noooo RIP Giles

Walking around all day saying "fuck you, Hollander" in a bad Russian accent

"What's that thing growing on him?" "Do you smell that too?" "Honestly, how long does he really have?" "Can we speed that up in any way?"

My parents were killed in Tornado Alley and that's what drove me to become Tornado Batman

As a Final Fantasy player I must sadly endorse a fellow crystal lover /s

I tried calling the surgeon's phone number and was immediately put on hold while Enigma's "Sadeness" played in the background

Fun fact, The Crypt Keeper is canonically Egyptian on his mother's side (literal mummy) and his father was a two-faced circus freak named Enoch

Better Homes and Gardens Decent Huts and Dirt Piles Disgusting Shacks and Corpse Pits

Friends are just strangers you've developed an unhealthy attachment to

Vampire Hunter Deez Nuts