Much Ado About Nutting

I place this card in defense mode and end my turn

I have another month of high vet bills while my cat finishes radiation and this is currently my only source of income while I apply and interview - I really appreciate your support! ❤️

I just had a dream I was in my car waiting for the light and a guy walks up to me with a bunch of fireworks and says "twelve dollars?" "Nah man thanks though." "Twelve dollars." "No I'm good." Then he just kind of shrugged and sighed and tossed it into my car. I got free dream fireworks I guess

Still the best Met Gala look I've ever seen, she Final Fantasy Ate and left no crumbs

He looks like Venom with clinical depression

Besides the incredible art, another reason Branson's work has always resonated with me is that his lettering often features random letters being a little thicker/bolder than others, and I actually write like that, and as a kid I would get yelled at by teachers for it, so I feel validated seeing it

Twilight Zone Movie. The opener where Aykroyd turns into a monster and kills Brooks terrified me, I rewatched it older and was astonished I got so scared. The creature makeup is ridiculous! Dan just sort of grabs Brooks and shakes him!? They used a leopard cry or something for the sound!? Corny!

6 crab rangoons can be a meal. Anything can be a meal. Not taking any more questions at this time

As long as there's microtransactions and paywall-locked story content they'll have already nailed the original story's premise that suffering and pleasure are eternally linked so everything else doesnt matter

Is this a Malignant-type situation

Super Mario Bros. The Movie should have gotten a video game like the original Street Fighter movie did, can you imagine playing as John Leguizamo in a video game

Had a dream that I had Spider-Man powers but the web shooting was really boring because my town has maybe 5 buildings tall enough to swing from, making it largely impractical.

Took almost a year, but I built a bird house based off the beautiful Dat Dog restaurant on Magazine Street in New Orleans. Really proud of this. Also, it now lights up. A whole lot of popsicle sticks and glue and paint and love.

Fabuloso

Biblically Accurate Angel Food Cake

Grok can I eat the drywall in my house

Hopping onto that Dragon Age train again, goodbye to my life/free time

🎶I wanna be average in skill, like most people generally are🎶 🎶to catch some Is my real test I'll train like, 6 at most🎶 POKÉMON!

Whoops here's the picture

WHOA SHINY ALERT! this is only the third non-story Shiny I've ever caught or seen in my whole life First two were in Legends: Arceus, this one is in Unbound

🎶The Fuck Shack is a little old place where/ we can anonymously fuck🎶 🎶Fuck Shack, baby🎶

We hailin' y'all

🎶JEREMYYY PIVENNNN, JEREMY PIVEN, JEREMYYY PIVENNNN TOOO YOOOUUU🎶

Oh, stay out of the Infinite Corridor, I'm getting the floor waxed. Yes, I know Frankenstein is in the torture chamber. I mean, he's *a* Frankenstein, but idk if hes *the* Frankenstein? No, he's never explained it to me Wifi password is "Alucard" by the way

Who are those guys? Oh thats Slogra and the guy with wings is Gaibon. I dunno man they were friends with the previous owner and I dont have the heart to kick them out Anyways dont blow out the candles or there will be a bunch of hearts to pick up in the morning, goodnight

Having friends staying over at my house but I live in Dracula's castle from Castlevania: So yeah, uh just sleep anywhere you want, there's a pull-out in the upside-down library and if you need to use the bathroom don't forget you need this special ring to open the door in the clock room

🎶BEES IN A CEMETERY🎶 🎶LIVIN IT UP WHILE IM GOIN DOWN🎶

Me every time I'm waiting for a new episode of a podcast

What's that now? Pope's weak on grime? Didn't even know he cleaned

Okay everybody get in close. Shriek can you duck down a little? The top of your—no that’s too far. Up a little. Too high—just—no fine hold it there. Spider-Man look at the camera, not Venom. Spider-Man can you—just look right over here. Right at the lens. Just—okay never mind. Everybody say cheese

"STAY AWAY from our granddaughter"

Quote post with your favorite Pokémon

He has so much health

What the hell is an Avril Lavigne Papacy

Oh my god I didnt think he'd reply lol

Ate too many bbq sliders, please send help and more bbq sliders

I recall games not having great camera angles back in the day but playing Breath of Fire IV is like trying to navigate through an Escher drawing 4 90-degree rotation options and none of them show where the hell you are or where you're going, how did I ever do this Yes I know I'm a baby man, stfu

2 lies and a truth: Rude Tales of Magic: Blue Kindness High is really good Its really, really, good Its so good These are all true. I'm not in the business of lying.

Hell yeah

Artemis II flight plan

Oh shit they found Metroids on the moon oh fuck

My wife will be going the extra mile this Easter by telling the kids I was cucked by the Easter bunny

Accidentally left my TV on last night and was awoken by the Portlandia theme suddenly blaring, was startled then immediately chilled out by the vibe, odd sensation