same

don't say that

Singing this with cadence of the Hammerman theme song.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

this is what it was like when i was a teenager. before the internet was a bunch of Bull Shit

Marco Polo coming back from China:

Oh Great more straight people relationship discourse. I have an idea how about everyone kill themselves right now.

I also have an idea

Alice & Ape III from Arm Wrestling (1985)

okay make it four dollars

need these pants

One thing about me is that I am very susceptible to buying stupid things that are on clearance for under two dollars

who needs installs when you have a segway

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

Close enough welcome back XERXES

Videogames genuinely never needed to look better than Silent Hill 3.

If a girl ever comes over to your place just play this to set the mood.

I love it when ppl say bluesky is this like awful place where you get screamed at all day. that doesn’t happen to me i just hang out you must be really annoying if that happens to you

This is fucking nuts dude. What the hell

This message I got at work is either a very unfortunate autocorrect or a very insane r34 tag.

if you finish a movie and your first impulse is to search "ending explained on youtube" i am sending you psychic waves to give you stomach cramps

The Xenoverse 3 press tour might have the funniest tour map I've ever seen. Like why even show the map, that's only going to make people angry.

literally all of these features are available in the base game of Saints Row 3

They're opening the first Buc-ee's in Arizona tomorrow and people are camped outside and there's a mile wide police perimeter. Who says America has no culture.

People who haven’t been to the store won’t relate!

got an extra item in my taco bell order

34 YEAR OLD WOMAN AT ANIME CON HOTEL PARTY: you sound pretty passionate about that jax character. you know, when i was your age we had similar arguments about a different character, we called it "vriscourse" 22 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO DIDN'T KNOW SOJU WAS THAT STRONG: could yuo push me down the stairs,,

amazing digital circus is a cautionary tale about what happens if you fumble a green woman

Now that the finale is actually out: I know at least one person who bought this immediately in the theater and did not read the description beforehand. It's such an evil idea.

they're sentence-mixing you in the quote retweets. yeahhh you really shouldn't have said the word happiness in such a silly way they're removing the first syllable and, well... heh, no, I won't say something so crude...

This is a terrible character creator and I can't fathom why they'd make it look like this instead of being like an oc maker or something instead but naturally I did it anyway so

Sonic Mania for two bucks is a steal.

yu-gi-oh just announced a new monster that is a submersible that when summoned it can destroy itself and another monster on the field, on the anniversary of the oceangate titan disaster

ok who says that last one

A24's Router Box fall 2027

this video i saw on instagram is a tactical nuke aimed towards my friend group

the square enix cafe menu options look like they would all kill you in wildly different ways

anyone that thinks prohibiting younger people from being online is a good idea are naive at best the people holding power right now are terrified of being held accountable by the generations they strip mined possibility from censor & regulation are means to an end, not protection of innocence

reading a 2005 preview of final fantasy XII and got stunlocked by the magazine's caption

bob odenkirk voice GOD DAMN IT