awesome video i found on tumblr days ago

hell yeah

this is a crazy way to end a paragraph

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Proud to announce I can finally break the nda on my first face-modeling gig.

the problem with “iPad babies” is the babies are looking at stupid bullshit on the iPads. give a baby an iPad with Deadwood on it and see what happens

have to get a minor surgery on my leg and rather than get scared about it my first thought was to start looking for the stupidest canes possible in case I needed one afterwards

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

no sorry, we are NOT doing silent hill revisionism the real actual reason behind this "thoughtful change" was bc Christophe Gans thought that a man caring for his daughter to the point of risking his life was too gay and unrealistic so he ended up creating the mom as a replacement.

I'm gonna win the battle city tournament without even breaking a sweat

DLSS 5 Off - DLSS 5 On

“Dad what were you like in the ‘90s” viral trend

same

forgot I made this

I'm tired of hiding how I really feel to appease the masses.

It’s her birthday today, and she's 5! That means only one thing… BRING IT IN, GUYS!!!! *every cat toy from every room, hiding spot, cupboard, and under the couch come in with everything for a HUGE party*

permission to be annoying about stuff that doesnt matter but i genuinely hate this type of post and i wish bsky wasnt all about showing me "epic own" like all you are doing here from the perspective of geoff is basically the image on the right. also why are you still trying to do this on modern X

how streaming feels sometimes

Evolving Scyther into Scizor like

look at him, he begs for death, won't you please dissolve him in your bathtub and end his pain

Thinking about the One Piece figure series that double as desk organizers.

everybody rushing to say glup shitto wow so original. the real answer is something only true fans know: Darth Icky

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

gotta be another way to do this

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

checked cnn and was briefly convinced that dr breen is a senior iranian diplomat

happy international wemon’s day

Adding "avid non-fiction reader" to my dating profile.

Can you really call yourself a gamer if you haven't played one of theses bad boys

happy international women's day

‪Hands down the funniest card description text of all time and it's not even close.