Nigel Farage will only eat tampons with meat in them.

It's not about how far you TWANG, it's about who you TWANG with. 🥰

“Yew tree on Lothrie Burn”, watercolour on hot pressed cotton paper. I always stop to look at this tree on my daily walk, it was about time I painted it! :) Now available through everydayoriginal.com/artistprofil...

My "Bigfoot is hiding behind the giant squids" theory is getting klout

Well, now I have to find people to play Mermaid Calvinball with. Obviously.

Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.

Regularly think of this all timer

I wholeheartedly agree with this, and I haven’t touched a humanity since I was 16. Without Not STEM, what is the point?

For #WorldOctopusDay we'd like to share with you this rare octopus skeleton that was found at the Palace.

To the tune of, “If You’re Happy and You Know It” “If you’re doing UBI it always works If you’re doing UBI it always works If you help your people thrive They’ll do more than stay alive If you’re doing UBI it always works.”

when u think about it, nunchucks are just very chunky circular knitting needles

if I'm not mistaken, this is the first UBI scheme where they aren't in some stupid endless "study" and finally have enough data to just simply DO it, and of course like all the studies showed, the result is a huge boost for the economy

Maths has been not behaving for a couple of months now, and I’m feeling very very stupid. I’m also suspecting that having about 90% of my happiness invested in this might not actually be very healthy.

everything i've ever done everything i ever do every place i've ever been everywhere i'm going to

Bruce Banner is Helping.

My pal @beccapaintmore.bsky.social is making big gay stickers relating to big nerdy media! They're great! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Prou...

This entire thread is delight.

Today is the 89th anniversary of The Battle of Cable Street when the people of the East End of London halted the march of Oswald Mosley’s Blackshirts through Stepney.

I am hungry but too tired to eat. I am sleepy but too hungry to sleep.

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Don,t forget to occasionally refill your apostrophes with helium or they,ll sink

MW correctly reading the room

Doomscrolling break. Especially for everyone facing deadlines and challenges, I offer you this small, persevering hedgehog by way of encouragement and inspiration. #TinyJoys

I've been down the most fascinating rabbit hole this evening. A charity here in the UK called Heritage Crafts are giving bursaries for people wanting to learn endangered crafts. Just some of the crafts on the list: 1/

Chanda is 100% right. Read this. It’s a 15-minute piece because you’re going to want to slow down and enjoy the language. Compared to the slop the author masterfully derides, this is unvarnished poetry written by someone who very much loves the English language. Quotes can’t do the whole justice.

BlueSky artists! I’d like to open an InPrnt shop but have zero idea of how to go about it. Main questions are: 1. How best to get trad art into digital form? Photo? Scanner? I don’t want to risk smudging pastels. 2. Just how good do I have to be? #art #traditionalart #watercolour #pastels

Timeline cleanser 🐈

🎶 All I want is a room somewhere Far away from the cold night air With one enormous bear Oh, wouldn’t it be lovely 🎶

Just gonna leave this here

I cried with laughter and choked on my chocolate (not a euphemism)

Last day to see my Swallows artwork "Once filled the skies" Is Saturday September 27th Pensychnant Nature Conservation Centre, Conwy, Wales #birds #embroidery #WildlifeArt

I’m hoping it evolves into Alan Moore Mk 2

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be the girlfriend they never forget

A happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day to Lt. Cmd Max Horton, who might not have talked like a pirate but damn well flew a Jolly Roger like one.

Good thing about not leaving the house in a week, plus weather changing: Bruce Banner has started experimenting with having three feet on my lap while kneading my tummy. He hasn’t quite learned about claws just yet but this is good! The scars will heal!

So, there’s an ideal amount of struggle that stops you from being bored but doesn’t overwhelm you, 70% of people have the overwhelming amount, and 5% have the boredom amount, and 25% are in that sweet spot. What I’m saying is, tax that 5% until they’re not bored.

this is one of those posts which really makes you pull up short and think 'what the fuck, it wasn't already?'

@idlmpodcast.bsky.social needs to see these

Make a band singular: A Seagull

It Leg

Make a band singular: Millus Vanillus

S’minions: 2 graham crackers* with a minion in between. *which I think are digestive biscuits?