This, THIS is why shit's fucked

Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual

YO THAT THIRD ONE CAN WE GET IN ON THIS BIG BRO

X (it's not Twitter any more and hasn't been in years) is the red state diner of the internet: the place lazy journalists go to get a sense of what they think "real" americans believe based on a ridiculously reductive and wrong definition of what it is to be a real american.

super mario odyssey is also a tale of a brave hero who doesn’t want someone else fucking his wife

Alex Jones is a big reason Andrew Tate became as famous as he is. Alex had a little skirmish with Joe Rogan, but offered an olive branch one day via text seemingly just so he could get Tate onto Rogan's podcast. I swear to you these are real texts, even the "Chinese monkey pig hybrid" part.

People who are mad about The Odyssey already got their representation in a previous adaptation

Forcing kids to use "A.i." to make comics is child abuse. A miserable undertaking that robs kids of the human experience of writing and thinking and drawing and seeing. A pox on this company and all those like it.

…I think everybody needs to continue not to let this administration scapegoat restaurants, no matter how the media tries to frame it. Why is every report about fucking Taco Bell and not DOGE? I mean, I know why, but I see folks on here falling for this shit.

This and the repeated Boar's Head contamination events make it clear that public safety cannot be entrusted to wealthy self-interested individuals, because without an outside party forcing them to not be a goddamn sociopath they will prioritize money over society.

Imma be real with you, chief. The Remaster of Fallout 3 that just changes the lighting engine and starting canvas for the character faces won’t be enough to generate enough profit to fund the first Fallout 5 trailer with just a logo and no gameplay in 2028 before it gets delayed three times to 2037.

OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

We are never getting Elder Scrolls 6. I made peace with that years ago.

Objectively, probably Frank Miller's The Spirit, but I also think it's absolutely hilarious. In terms of me not enjoying it, Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice. Just a dour mess. In terms of poisoning my love for something? Rise of Skywalker, no question.

Ironic detachment is so boring.

A lot of people are doing testosterone explainers, but you should read the one written by a trans man.

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

I think it’s healthy to have like a 80%/20% split on errant thoughts/positivity versus negativity on an average day. If your posting habits drop below that into mostly bitching, even if you feel justified, that becomes your brand and even mutuals dread seeing your pfp come up when they scroll down.

fuck james dolan. i stand with my wired homies. long live journalism.

Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish

Tired: Sonic 1 became a bad game the moment its sequels iterated on the gameplay and was only ever consider good because it was the best thing on the console at a time when owners couldn’t comprehend how much better a game could be. It can’t be enjoyed as-is today without nostalgia. Wired: SMB1 “

Trump is a dirty fascist liar. Don't believe or spread his bullshit. Wanna protect your vote? Make sure you're registered RIGHT FUCKEN NOW and share the link with everyone you know. vote.org

The Politico article itself notes that there is ZERO actual evidence for the DHS claims. The Politico headline is inexcusable. Never forget that Politico is owned by Alex Springer. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

man, fuck this. every time i walk past a store selling these cards it's just 25-40yo dudes in there buying everything, trying to hustle, because this is just the latest in a long line of speculative markets ruining stuff that used to be fun. last thing anyone needs is IGN promoting the behaviour.

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

AI is sold on the notion that “it will get better,” and to an outside observer, it -has- gotten better. … But it’s not actually that the technology has gotten better. It’s that the underlying infrastructure has gotten bigger, and with it, MAGNITUDES more expensive to maintain.

And think about all the times something has been dismissed as “liberal bias” in your life time. For me, just to name a few: - the link between smoking and cancer - criticism of the Iraq war - global warming - saying “happy holidays” Criticisms of “the liberal media” were never serious.

The whole concept of “the liberal media” has ALWAYS been a right-wing lie. Right-wingers were upset that their ideas couldn’t make it in fact driven institutions, so they made their own media ecosystem to forcibly insert them into the dialogue.

Step 1: I'm gonna stop drinking for a bit. I'll finish up this bottle of Toki Black because there's only a little left. Step 2: There is more in the bottle of Toki Black than I had anticipated. Step 3: I should not be browsing Bluesky right now.

Today's dystopia is sponsored by BritBox, apparently.

Got "blood boy conference" into People Magazine.

With the help of two people close to him, we have confirmed David Brouillette as the main suspect in the shooting of Joan Sebastian Guerrero in Maine. We would like to thank the public for their help in identifying this agent, and of course our team who worked for the majority of these 2 days.

The federal immigration agent who shot and killed a 26-year-old Colombian man in Biddeford has been identified as David Michael Brouillette. Brouillette, who is 37 and lives in Manchester, was identified by an ex-wife as the ICE agent who shot Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero.

This isn’t vandalism, it’s art – and reminds me I must watch They Live again

No amount of discrimination or war crimes this man commits will nullify the aura of angry impotence he emits.

If you watch Youtube, curate your followed channels so you don't get videos that say "Look how sick this is! >:(" and instead get videos that say "Look how sick this is! 8D"

Well shit.

I know a lot of the focus here has been on the Dems who voted not to cut aid to Israel but I think “the majority of the caucus voted to cut aid” is a monumental sea change in Dem politics and the movement here is only going in one direction this is the most Dem support Israel will ever see again

28 years of cyclosporiasis testing Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. All are back because of this science denying administration.

100 Girlfriends adapted as a turn-based RPG and it's just hilarious Suikoden.

The Luddites loved technology. They owned looms at home and would ‘mod’ them to count threads. Their battle was against worker exploitation. The degradation of their rights, safety and wages. They were against a handful of rich businessmen owning the means of production. Sound familiar?

my unholy creation. its actually working, it hasnt been an hour yet and the air quality in my place is noticeably better. i can breathe in comparable comfort, and my eyes dont hurt! link to build ur own here: engineering.ucdavis.edu/news/science... beware walmart, they overprice their filters

Why not just call it South Yonkers or Manhattan's Hat if nothing matters anymore?

If I hear someone say “meeting in Bronx” I will kick them in nuts

"Witticism commonly misattributed to me, and Bill Maher is a fucking schmuck." - Mark Twain

Is this like the balls version of the president bragging about repeatedly passing dementia tests?