This isn't normal.

Editor: You get those photos of Mario and @frankcifaldi.bsky.social? Photographer: Sure did boss, dominating a sexy sub just like you asked. Editor: EXCUSE ME?? (Photo: @matthewcallis.bsky.social)

After Ken stole Gee Bee's colour & signature move (Rising Bee Fist), he weny on to worldwide fame & fortune Gee Bee tried to make a comeback bit could only get the job of 18th bee from the left in Vampire Savior

It's independent media or bust these days. Every one of these outlets has capitulated to the government and are untrustworthy news sources. Never thought I'd see it from the AP, but here we are.

Is there one single character in games, movies, or television that summarizes your style or the style you aspire to? Because movie quality aside, I wish I could dress every day like Alice from Resident Evil.

Producer: You create that ad for our sports game One On One? Designer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Producer: What

Alternately, I’d love if someone made a list of less challenging Metroid stuff.

Fri PM: You notice a bag of sandwich delivery just sitting in front of your neighbor's door. Odd. Sat: It's still there. Maybe it was delivered to the wrong door? You check the receipt, but it's the correct apt #. Sun: It's still there. Should you call someone? You knock on the door...

I’ve been wondering the same. Anyone know how to activate the extra year of W10 upgrades if you’re not seeing the option anywhere?

When I tell you that one of the greatest regular features in the history of Japanese gaming magazines was called HOT ACCESS TO TECHNO MAN.

The only problem with that theory is that if I had a Tardis, I would be testing the boundaries of paradoxes by going back and kidnapping my kid self to raise her in the distant future where she could transition young without the trauma of going through the wrong puberty and be happy.

I've had a few different people ask "did I see you at [place I haven't been in years] the other day?" Apparently I have a doppleganger, which is unreal because I can't imagine anyone with both my weird face *and* wavy hair down to my hips. Or is there some sort of Tyler Durden situation happening?

YDKJ but for video game history: You Don’t Knolan Bushnell

How is there still not a solution for doing polls on here?

I hate to be that guy, so I became a girl.

My most Millennial opinion is that we should’ve been called Gen Y. I was using that term for years before Millennial took hold.

Needed to move the old longboxes again, and briefly browsed though the boxes marked Inspirado, which are the highlights that remind me why I fell in love with comics. Among my most prized is this X-Men #1 (1991) that I got signed at SDCC by Chris Claremont, Jim Lee, and Scott Williams.

Is 2026 even a real year? Feels made up.

You'll never guess what would ever cause me to post this meme...

Imagine if we lived in a world where this was the most discussed topic of the month.

Was this the first RPG to switch to another view when a fight was initiated?

Thread. While her print book is out of print, and AFAICT, there wasn’t an ebook, the audiobook is still available at both Libro.FM and Audible (spit), and that is a source of revenue for her. It appears abridged, but probably lightly, given the book is 288 pages and the ”abridged” audio is 10 hrs.

This BlueFacts thing claims I’m a Bluesky celebrity, and yet still no blue check?

The Carpenters’ estate should commission a remix album where all of Richard Carpenter’s parts are replaced by John Carpenter.

my myst story: a fun "party trick" I learned in the 90s is that you can beat Myst by memorizing the solution to three puzzles. Everyone I knew had a copy (it was bundled with a LOT of new PCs) and had noodled around it and never beaten it, but you can solve it in 5 minutes knowing only 3 things

The thing about the Tylenol-Autism news is that it's so transparently clear that Trump is scraping the barrel for ways to distract from Epstein now, which makes me nervous because he'd almost certainly got a number of anti-trans distractions left in his quiver.

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

How to come out as trans if you're a superhero:

I believe they were trying to convey that they don't believe human writers and researchers are worth paying for.

All I can think of now when anyone mentions the rapture is this great standup by @jackiekashian.bsky.social youtu.be/AiLPRUAfNVo?...

This is a pretty big deal; Heavyweight Champ is an early predecessor to fighting games, is TTL-based (and therefore difficult to emulate) and there are no extant units that I'm aware of. All we've had is a few precious seconds of it being played from a newscast. Here's hoping it lives again soon.

The funniest thing about Stallone’s Tulsa King is seeing how it goes from being a painfully bad Sopranos For Septuagenarians to an entertainingly bad Godfather Knows Best.

Loving the idea of imagining autism as being high, in part because I’ve had enough people subtly hint they I’m high.

DID YOU KNOW: the R.O.B. amiibo works with four times as many games as the actual R.O.B. does

We did it!

Podcasting is now twenty years old. And that means shows that ran for years are now just a bunch of URLs that resolve to nothing. Sometimes, someone uploads a full set of mp3s to archive.org, and that’s great! But you can’t easily listen the same way as your other podcasts. What if you could? 🧵

Trump Tax strikes again.

Have you ever met someone who is tensial? Why do we only talk about the existential?

I see people pointing out this would be a good time to cancel Disney+/Hulu and when it asks for a reason, check “Other” and write in something about Kimmel. Some people are going with a variation of “you cancelled Kimmel, I cancel you.”

Nothing pisses me off more than when someone says swearing is “a sign of low intelligence.” Dude, eat my vagina. My brilliant fucking vagina.

Between this and now the Jimmy Kimmel news, I find myself in the unexpected situation of extremely looking forward to the next South Park.

This feels like a rare bright spot in a world where it feels like nothing is going right. QP and I have been OBSESSED with this magazine cover since we first saw it. Click though and be astonished this image exists.

This feels like a rare bright spot in a world where it feels like nothing is going right. QP and I have been OBSESSED with this magazine cover since we first saw it. Click though and be astonished this image exists.

Boom Boom's secondary mutant power is being a top level Dig-Dug player. (X-Factor #12)

An alternate pitch: Imagine if Puzzle Quest was also a razor-sharp parody of the entire survival horror genre and also a branching story about the chaotic nature of game development.

I don’t think the world will ever accept my hottest hot take: There is a mode of travel faster than a jog but uses half the energy, yet society has arbitrarily deemed it embarrassing and thus socially off limits. Skipping. Try skipping next time no one is looking. You will be fucking astonished.

This passed almost entirely without notice, but the 1978 arcade game Block Fever was preserved for the first time and added to MAME. This was Nintendo's second arcade video game, and as far as I can tell the only Nintendo game that had not previously been preserved www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaWr...

The subjective nature of anti-humor is so fascinating to me, how everyone thinks their own generation's or group's anti-humor is peak comedy, and that everyone else's is either incomprehensible nonsense or dad jokes.

Amazon's The Tick should've got five seasons, and The Boys should've stopped after two.

I finally got around to getting the two Hot Ones Pringles flavors in a 2-for-1 type deal. Those of you who've tried them, how would you rate the hotness of them?