Lot of Chinese lads at #thesnooker this year

Berlin Alexanderplatz (1929) - bryter layter. Is this where it’s from?

Shout out to the cyclist who jumped a red and *rang his fucking bell at me* as I crossed the road with the green man

Steamer is completely cooked but won’t go until the party decides it’s time. Badenoch is wasting everyone’s time with this #pmqs

In Tooting #VisitTooting

Don’t kid yourself

@allownstunts.bsky.social safe, unless the FA shit it all up

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Watching a child hammer the world no. 2 in #thesnooker

Someone just put this in a w’app group chat and I haven’t been sleeping well lately but anyway it made me cry youtu.be/t3GcVBr8cbw?...

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

It is now!

When is ‘Under The Bus With Kenny Steamer’ on?

The wah-wah on the closing credits of 1977 Kojak has to be heard to be believed. Completely unhinged.

Monday

Fac 51/Fac 201

i am a neutral and i want arsenal to win the league because human rights abusing petrostates are worse than annoying fans, and i don't understand how this isn't a consensus opinion.

One from the vaults. Suspect wouldn’t look too different today.

Sensational decision

One from @jambookshopuk.bsky.social

Julian Cope, Birmingham Powerhouse, April 28 1987

The author of this article refused to sign an NDA, giving up severance and healthcare benefits to tell this story. If you didn't read it already, read it. Because he refused, we may be able to stop the Kennedy Center from being sold for parts and turned into a gaudy MAGA fundraising warehouse.

Back in the attic

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... 41/41!

LIMBS #pusb

Good record, good band, good video #totp

Been in the attic #WFH #cans

youtube.com/watch?v=oOxG... Go well Andy Kershaw.

Old photos browsing, lady in front of us at a Calexico gig iirc

Is this the end for our old chum B. Sky?

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

A fabulous piece by Ian Penman in the @lrb.co.uk on the transcendent genius that was the music of Brian Wilson www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Powerful turn from Ian Byrne (West Derby, Lab) at #pmqs requesting a FULL Hillsborough law to include security services #jft97

From the latest issue (sorry no refunds). shop.viz.co.uk/viz355bs

lol

Wednesday

“Guardian-stasi”

Bede Trio jazzing up Tooting tonight. Mix of originals and ancient Northumbrian folk tunes rearranged for jazz, which takes them into Ayler territory at times. #nice

Legal news: European Court of Justice clarifies scope of ‘pastiche’ in relation to sampling - in a case brought by Kraftwerk curia.europa.eu/site/upload/...

Southbank Centre, intended as ‘a tonic to the nation’, gets into *reads small-print* ‘dynamic pricing’

*Waits for Ofcom to do nothing* #OffFuck

U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia

All Leeds, aren’t we?* *deletes ‘Leeds, Leeds have fallen apart again’ draft*

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

So much winning: latest

Yesterday my thirteen year old cousin told me he likes to go fishing because it is “mad nonchalant” and so I thanked him for the new addition to my vernacular