Give a person a jigsaw, and they’ll do a puzzle for a day. Give a person a jigsaw, and they’ll do puzzles for the rest of their life. 🧩 🪚

As a responsible owner, taking my cervix for its 3 year service and MOT* (*PAP test)

I don't want you dead! she says, calm as the sun. I want all the people like you to be gone. I don't want you there in the places I go; I don't understand, and I don't want to know. That's worse than you wanting me dead, I replied. You're overreacting, she cheerfully lied.

[kink] My favourite sex position is slowly pacing around you before I take the cloth bag off your head.

I remain incredibly proud of this post and this first date - the day I kidnapped, tortured and collared @harlequinworks.bsky.social.

the only time I care about BlueSky being the global town square is when I want to pillory a girl in it and leave her there as punishment

This duet cover of Radiohead's "Creep", between a son and his Shastriya Sangeet classically trained mother, is the mash-up I didn't know how much I needed in my life. Totally spontaneous sobbing may have taken place. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZoH...

Finally a way to convey ‘I am a woman and I am not going to put up with this nonsense’ in one easy pin. I love these!

Paging @bibulous1.bsky.social

Two separate text conversations happening right now, one about beating subs and one about beating rugs. What could possibly go wrong?

How was I not following The Peacock Parlour before now? Such an excellent venue.

Been listening to Rihanna’s ‘Shut up and Drive’ and I think, I *think* [conspiratorial side glance] it’s actually about… you know… sex stuff 🤭

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

Make a Bond film casual OCTOHANDJOB

This inspired a very mean advent calendar. One picture of me. 24 days.

It really is about the notes you don’t play

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

One year ago today @harlequinworks.bsky.social met me for the first time when I kidnapped him off the street, dragged him to a dungeon, and did horrible things to him. He suffered so beautifully before he even saw my face. I collared him that day and he has been perfectly obedient to me since.

Yesssss - make them stand holding a tray stocked with lube and toys and refreshments. Oh, and something I can use to hurt them every time I call them over.

I kidnapped the pawn in this picture for a while. Nice to see it back recovered from its ordeal.

reasons for me to start running again: 1) more stamina for sex 2) it will make me better Prey 3) my ponytail and tits bounce when i do it 4) uh health or whatever i guess

[definitely kink] Ok Bluesky, someone is about to get pissed on. What do we think? Head? Face? Wet my knickers and then take them off and wrap them round their head?

This is what happens if you come to a dungeon with me and offer to be my puppet.

Oh dear, @subbee.bsky.social has got themself into quite the pickle.

Today I have a devoted subby boy and a living, breathing puppet to play with. I’m going to have so much fun.

Even if this wasn’t brilliant I would repost it just for the name of that dolphin.

A bit of a long shot I know, but does anyone know of any photo studios for hire in the London area that are wheelchair accessible? I need to get shooting (and posing) again and it's too far to use the brilliant studio I used to use independent Hampshire. Pic for attention

Two out of three ain’t bad (I’m not a clown).

transphobe taunting a bagel with marinara and mozzarella on it and a little oregano parm and red pepper flakes saying you will never be a real pizza

Today Girl Club are shopping for underwear.

[kink/findom] My favourite sex position is that moment when you hand me your wallet.

Keep doing the things that bring you small bits of joy. Jump in the puddle, crunch through the leaves, enjoy a walk playing Pokemon go, get yourself little treats here and there when you can, enjoy games and media you love, and don’t let anyone tell you how to enjoy your life.

These are lots of fun 💜🖤

[kink] My favourite sex position is you tied to a chair alone with me in a locked room.

...am I in trouble? ... ...can I be?

Today Harley’s girl bullies are going to test this theory.

So important to find oneself a good cuck.

fucking a robot girl so good she makes the sorting algorithm noises

Some of you human subs are pretty adorable sometimes too. Now get back to cowering in the corner where you belong.

Planning a date with @subbee.bsky.social and it turns out we need a spreadsheet. I’m such a fucking nerd ⚡️

First dungeon date we broke your ability to keep still when receiving pain. Yesterday your polite deferential speech. Next I might go for your ability to do as you’re told.

Such an excellent play space 💜

I have some plans for this week and they are very hot and I am struggling to focus on anything else.

found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT Father Larry did not come here to fuck around

Oh, and did I mention that I give as good as I get? Here’s another fun one from the other side of the slash.

What an excellent memory. This was extremely hot.

taps the "kink is not inherently sexual" sign

Awww 🥰

Very important.