Why does nobody ever talk about progesterone intolerance. This is so hard.

The pair of us are so burnt out and exhausted we resorted to ChatGPT to plan a break for us. Can confirm we wouldn’t be having a holiday otherwise 😩

Hello hive mind, I have a question. Prior to having a job interview would you connect with the people interviewing you on LinkedIn?

Had a weekend of heavy DIY and we hurt all over. Crawled into bed last night and the Keeper turned to me and said ‘I had planned to fuck you tonight, but I fucked myself up instead’.

I hate how perimenopause makes me feel, I hate how HRT makes me feel, I don’t know which makes me feel worse. All I want is to feel like me but I don’t know who I am anymore.

What happened to me, I’m trying to work out how to get rid of old sex toys and repurposing my electrastim to TENS machines. Oh yeah, that’s right, HRT killed my mojo 😟

I have a dead Doxy floating around my house. How does everyone dispose of rechargeable sex toys. I don’t want to bin it because battery, so where do dead toys go?

I don’t like bashing the NHS but it’s a real struggle. I was told at the beginning of Feb I’d have a 16 wait for an appointment. The appointment arrived for Feb next year 😢

I got to say hello to my new niece, I’m looking forward to all the mischief we’ll get up to

Noooooooooo Canada 💔

I don’t know what I’m going to do without Ed and Tim entertaining me in the evenings. If more people commentated like this, I’d watch loads more sport.

Noooooooooooooooo!!! What happened yesterday to make me forget.

Been dreading this day since it was arranged, let’s get it over with

Slow horses

Making myself snigger today because I’m currently sitting at my desk in lounge pants, fluffy socks and a blanket and nobody in this mornings meetings has a clue. Also, absolutely not leaving the house today.

Share a photo of mountains that you’ve taken.

Currently sitting here wondering why my jumper is so uncomfortable today…it’s on back to front! Been at my desk for 4 hours and I’ve only just noticed. That said I can’t undress in the office to fix it, the corridor has CCTV covering it and I can’t use the toilet here…it’s going to be a long day!

Off for an overnight city break soonish. Thought I’d look into getting the train instead of driving. Nope! It’ll be £200 each and a four hour trip. Driving will cost £40 in total and be a two hour trip. There is no incentive to not drive, is there!

Why do workmen not wash their hands after going for a piss? And then walk around the house touching door handles, my kettle etc 😖

Decided to pick three and see what happens. Not sure about GOAT but I’ll take it. Potato, well they’re my favourite food. But I like hopeful, my entire year is hoping that I hit my goal of being cancer free for a year.

But now the house is clear of all the Xmas Decs and stuff my anxiety is already calming, I feel like a can breathe again.

Why is it when you’ve packed all the decorations and clear everything away you then find a hidden, stolen bauble 😺

Right, had my cry in the shower, now time to my my game face on, grit my teeth and get through the day.

🎶Tis the most stressful day of the year 🎶 Already had my first anxiety attack

I’m pretty sure I’ll be waking up to hear the news that Santa has been shot down over the US. Trump can’t handle an immigrant that’s more popular than him, importing goods.

This time next week it’ll all be over, I’ll be able to breathe again and look at booking my flights for next year!

Sunday morning rant: Why is it ok for horses to shit on the pavements and roads? Owners are expected to clean up after dogs, but why not horses? I have a steaming pile of shit outside my house, that I need to now clean up. What am I supposed to do with it?! Do not say put it on a garden.

I can’t believe it was 20 years ago a younger me was blown out of bed as my flat was shaken by several explosions when I lived less than a mile from Buncefield oil refinery . My windows popped out of their frames, roof tiles came off and my loft hatch opened by itself.

I was so disappointed last night. Popped to my local shopping centre after work, to get last minute books for presents. It shut at 5 when all the other shops are open to 8. So Amazon it has to be.

It’s amazing how much better I sleep knowing I have no more London commutes this year.

They can’t make it any more clear can they. This isn’t about protecting women, it’s isolating and legislating people out of existence.

Disaster: I have run out of Marmite 🚨

Why does winning* the 8am Dr appointment scramble feel like you’ve won the lottery? *getting an appointment on the first day of trying

Had a lovely catch up with @sexblogofsorts.bsky.social yesterday, let’s not leave it so long next time 😊

I was today years old before I got my first ride in the front seat of a double decker bus. (I’ve never lived anywhere there are double deckers, nor where you can rely on public transport.)

Was super worried about the cats and the fireworks last night. Our closest neighbours had a party and our ‘big brave’ wussy puss was sitting on the windowsill watching the pretty lights in the sky. And for the later ones he was glaring at the bangs for disturbing his sleep *phew*

We’re due to be at a gig tomorrow night, so we checked the ticket time only to find out it’s been moved to January. Would’ve been nice if they’d bothered to contact us in time to cancel the hotel 🙄

I was a very good cuck yesterday. I picked them both up following their date, drove them to the restaurant and bought them dinner.

I love it when he has the pre-date horn 😈

I can’t wait for the mornings to get light again, or the evenings. There’s nothing worse than standing on a cold, empty platform waiting for a train

Happy #BlackCatAppreciationDay to this adorable void, although I appreciate her everyday 🐈‍⬛ ❤️

Sitting in the office for another day of presenteeism, I’m so tired I can’t even think

I had a go at laughing yoga, never again, it was the most uncomfortable I’ve felt in a work environment ever! I thought yoga was calming, the tension in my back, neck and head is painful.

I thought getting the news I’m cancer free would make me the most excited this year, turns out it’s getting my bathroom after 18 months of fighting a well known company to finish what they started, I’m no longer house-barrassed!

Why are we giving someone’s death so much airtime when time and time again victims usually get ignored.

After 8 1/2 ours of inking, I was left shaky and exhausted (plus a 28 day period isn’t helping) but I am so happy with it. Now I just need it to heal

Today is new ink day, I’m so nervous after my previous experience but it’s going to look awesome!

I went to the cinema last night and it was FULL, as in, every seat (that I could see) was occupied. I’ve not seen that in years and it was amazing to see. Even better I didn’t see anyone on their phone nor were they chatting, it was wonderful 🥰

Found out this morning there was due to be some kind of emergency test sent to phones. Still waiting on my phones going off so can those in the U.K. do me a favour and let me know if the world is going to end please?

Spot the difference? Well I didn’t as I didn’t have the original pack with me. Now I not only need to carry an emergency pad everywhere I go (thanks perimenopause) but an emergency pair of scissors to cut the wings off too. Can’t they make the packs an obvious colour difference?!