i gotta sleep good night take care of yourself

cascade failure imminent lockdown

how can i help others when i can't help myself what a fucking joke

*scoops u up and takes u to a place where you can feel safe and be yourself and follow your dreams and be proud of your strengths and learn how to be kind to urself and learn how to do all the things you ever wanted and have a loving social circle and everything will be okay shh shh it's okay now*

the face on the poster is familiar, but the title is wrong? "missing woman"? but that's a photo of pet! Trainer has been so helpful in teaching me that. that's not her name, either... I ask Trainer to tell the nice lady at the desk that her poster is all wrong, but She just smiles and pats my head.!

any women in [DATA EXPUNGED] wanna rip a girl to pieces?

ERRYBODY OUR GIRL NEED HALP

sigh

NOT NOW JULIE

so before we got better ways to chemically synthesize estradiol, we used estrogen extracted from the urine of pregnant horses. everyone knows this. famous drug "premarin" stood for PREgnant MARe urINe. this isn't news. my question is, how did this go down in the umamusume universe

An important part of growing older is developing 3-5 secret kinks that if discovered would cause a decent majority of your closest allies to betray you at your most vital hour

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

T4T fourth base is wanting to murder your girlfriends mom

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

don't feel good

Whichever group of tranny’s have their shot day line up with New Year’s Day are in charge for that year.

that feeling where i want to play video games but then nothing actually sounds good

In 2026, turn all your sorries into thank yous. Instead of "Sorry for being a sinister and manipulative woman," say "Thank you for being innocent and easily corrupted according to my carnal and scarlet desires."

the reason tornados mostly happen in europe and north america is cuz god hates white people

android girls eat probionic yogurt

like this post if you're my sister

it's that time

the last of the weed has been smoked yeehaw the next few days will be uncomfortable but im looking forward to getting my brain back

if jimmy kimmel's late show were hosted by a doggirl it would be called Jenny Kibble Live! but that isn't the world we live in. we live in a fucked up world . an unjust world..

in 2026 i will gain more sisters

☘️☘️☘️🍀🍀🍀☘️🍀☘️ ☘️🍀🍀🍀🍀☘️☘️🍀☘️ ☘️☘️🍀🍀☘️🍀🍀☘️☘️ ☘️🍀🍀☘️🐌🍀☘️☘️🍀 🍀🍀☘️🍀🍀🍀🍀☘️🍀 ☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️🍀☘️☘️ ☘️☘️🍀🍀☘️☘️🍀🍀🍀

trooning out at the 7-11 with three butch sisterwives stimming next to me and two boxes of taco bell in my duffel bag and one lovense plug in my butt

2026: less cis, more sis

happy new year transexuals <3

next year im going to meet new transexual women in real life

reminder that i give head that regularly makes girls say "what the fuck"

so... the juliebots... I've been adding them on sight to my [access denied] but i dunno how bad the flood is gonna get

bro ur literally friendbait. ur so hangingoutbait. ur talktoforhoursbait

the last thing you ever see:

y'all wanna see somethin

getting complimented about your hair from an old Mexican lady hits completely different

boymoding* and mogging the cissoids regardless *wearing a hat

Tranny New Year!

in 2026 my tits will get even bigger

frocking* with a girl who has had bottom surgery * frotting + docking

hi u look cute yes you

for new year's all i wish for is that 1 (one) oomf gets laid tonight