me: i promise i wont get political me after 2 drinks: men should literally pay us

you either die a grungler or live long enough to transition

grungling is no longer permitted until we figure out what the fuck is going on

Furbish as an auxillary language for Trannies

holy shit, they really did use Lindsey Graham's life essence to reanimate Mitch McConnell's corpse

i think it's good when evil people die

id like to wish all aortic dissection a very pleasant evening

fettuccine alfredo, oreos and buffy the vampire slayer are lowkey goated when hanging out with ur sister is the vibe

yep sorry i have to diagnose you with terminal lack of 4hr teasing cockworshipping lesbian blowjob. youll never guess what the treatment is or who the only specialist in the province that can cure such a disease is

The fake news media will stop at nothing to villainize me

what do you mean i shouldn’t fetishize my own oppression. what else am i supposed to do with it

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade. when life calls you slurs you learn how to cum to those slurs. It’s Just What You Do

hgblblblblgbl

need selfcest

little sister that lives in the wired that you can only communicate with through http requests but every 200 OK is like a digital kiss on the lips

i sectioned my hair while it's clean and omg it feels so nice

I am noticing there are only three different types of posts on here. The first two are "I'm scared" and "I'm horny" concealed beneath [0, n) layers of window dressing. The third type is one so transcendent that the light that they cast, and its comprehension, is utterly blinding. I wont name it

dinnertime rice & lentils & sweet potatoes & carrots

tried to upload pics but they were just blank. odd

[licking her face repeatedly] w-what..? what do you mean this isn't "kissing with tongue"?

robotgirl is nice and clean <3

know your history

love when women are dorks

taking a shower, apologies as always to all lovers of girlsmell <3

why would anyone assume jesus wasn't into reggaeton

How are people even monogamous??? Like??? How are you supposed to be pinned between two incredibly sexy women who treat you like prey if there’s only two girls?? There can’t be a girl in the middle if there’s only two girls. That’s not natural.

it's gotta be so good knowing resurrection spells. whenever anyone starts being annoying you can just kill them and nobody can get mad cus you'll bring them back right after. consequence free murder

stimulants are weird cuz wverything i say on them is correct but i talk so quickly and intensely that i still sound insane

thinkin bout how a beautiful gorgeous stunning woman i love called me the Seattle Tranny Streak Breaker bc i keep being the first pussyhaver tgirls fuck since pre-transition and i think thats pretty metal actually. so whos next

talking about linguistics and mentioning bilabial fricatives and getting so horny i pass out

(Fallout New Vegas pop up) You have become addicted to Momcock.

biofuel intake

You have to stay alive because what if something funny happens and you're dead so you miss it???

*subtly* hey can you bite me in these exact spots

man some of you people actually do things

sometimes u just need a dick filling ur throat

the word "grandsister" just formed in my mind

polycule that's a family tree

trying to come up with a good post: Aunts nieces Mommys and daughters are all uh types of sisters

how the hell are there 400 people following me where did they come from

join for the neo-Gnostic Schizotransexual Jihad, stay for the friends <3

walking into a dispensary: hey do u have the weed that makes you suck dick?

after much consideration: bweh

sometimes you have to hornypost during the day to affect the weather around you, u know?

apparently tgel turned me into a "whiny squirmy little cockslut" is the feedback i was given

alright I'm sick of reading about platner let's get back to what matters