worse: it was our oodr relaying complaints from full time employees, including: >we need to be here at 9 until 6 (no engineers are actually online until 930 or past 5 usually) >a “reminder” that misclocking our hours is wage theft >complaints that we are doing work wrong and slow

manager asking me about something she thinks the other tech is doing wrong, explaining to her that it doesn’t work that way and he did it right, and then her just asking him the same question to get the same exact response

out of office direct report with email that says “hey please be available at 3, we need to discuss important things” hm. don’t like the way this is worded

i ate too much :((( i need a little shoulder buddy that goes “hey you don’t need more than three things you just get overfilled and regret it” every time i add a fourth item

everything is fine i am eating chili cheese burrito

“bikes wrong way” sign on yhe only side of the 4 lane surface highway with a sidewalk lol

>get pinged on teams >immediately get asked by manager to come over >she relays the teams message i can see on my screen

i am ngl i am not sure why they wanted to hire another tech these last few weeks we have only had a few moments where having two techs on hand was actually helpful

how are some of these people spraying water all over the bathroom counter, what is wrong with you

they sent us assembled test devices that don’t have a working touchpad lmaooo

dysphoria over not having a tail to swish back and forth when you're happy

>asked to test camera >test it, doesn’t work >they say to change this setting in bios >there’s multiple that sound like it, try my best, still doesn’t work >”seems like bios settings are still wrong” >only now get an actual table of the full settings for making these cameras work you imbeciles

wait... the guys who make that Ubuntu wiki made their own distro?

extremely Hitler, the whole slop language is so obviously from the right wing it’s unreal people don’t notice

thread of bait: 1. arch linux is a meme distro

what if i posted bait

okay

don’t send me an email with the title “your bill is due” when it’s actually due in like 2 weeks lol

Here's a look behind the scenes from @kellz.bsky.social working on the motion graphics for Galvan's reveal trailer. Shots like these can take days to animate!

guy who has the cilantro soap taste gene but for pussy

another earthquake, this one overnight and i was only awoken by the alert i am managing to avoid actually feeling an earthquake

god bless drawbridge delay i got to eat more pasta fagioli this morning

does anyone else feel like they're freaking the fuck out but also chilling at almost all times

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

i am gonna be the most transsexual absurdist alive

friends, have you heard the good news?

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

i am a PUPPY CAT. bitch

pasta fagioli

i finally found a dress i like that doesn't make me second guess myself on how i look in it

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

quirked up white boy > kirked up white boy. know the difference

somehow, the posters strike returned

💫 excuse: mount jetstream as a userspace character device on linux. src: tangled.org/@oppi.li/exc... here's a breakdown of atproto collection usage in a 5s live tail of the network using only coreutils and jq:

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

after extensive wind tunnel testing and analysis, I've concluded that airplane mode is a complete scam. it doesn't change the phone's aerodynamics in the slightest.

Beauty Contest

wow it was surprisingly easy to get an alt youtube app on my tizen TV and now i will never see ads again

windows be like “you must restart after plugging in your phone to finish setting up the device”

playing free bird in a 35 mph zone to give myself blue balls

https://e926.net/posts/4804683 Source 1: https://twitter.com/999Gravity/status/1793825823704911977 Source 2: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOTzFAIbYAAEzpb.jpg:orig (Reference ID: 4207)

pube_peek

i want to be held so bad

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i need an alt so bad