its ro khanna so nobody knows including himself

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

got some extra feedback! about another kind of failure we don’t handle and let someone else deal with what in the heck do we do lmao

do you think god could make a fleshlight so tight even she couldn’t fuck it

either there’s more training and no one has told me or this is really all the job is and thus wondering when i’m going to get asked to work nights

vyvanse stop making me feel tired thats not your job

every time i see a jury summons its never for me. i’m starting to feel left our

my landlord’s property management firm sending me a birthday email… lmao

most of the racks are unpopulated so far today

please don’t create passkeys automatically thank u microsoft

alright puppy! it’s time to go to the dog park, get up into your Honda Element Dog Bed!

fawn pigeon

I hear a lot about a future of "shared" AVs where riders travel with strangers. Not gonna happen. Most people -- esp women, as per this study -- don't want to sit alone with someone stinky or creepy. Nor are they willing to let others' itineraries dictate their route. doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...

emery go round bus drivers play good music god bless

i’m 26 now, why is my back hurting… i’m so old

keep drinking little kitty, you need to stay hydrated! no, water’s always tasted like that silly. you’re just imagining things… petting you gently…

can confirm. source: i have known both guys.

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i would do unspeakable things for caffeine free diet mountain dew

should i have an evening diet dew y/n first answer makes the decision

i think some of the people who upload their dash cam footage are humiliation fetishists. yall drive like assholes

i need cuddles

I got that Big Puppygirl Disorder

so like did riot forget to do market research or did they assume they’d be able to bully most of the fighting games out of existence on launch

this was funnier in my head

maybe California should stop throwing tax dollars at a scammer who won't shut up about how much he hates the state, just a thought

FYI Americans: if you had Canadian grandparents/parents: you may be Canadian

AAAWWWWRRRRRRUYFFFFFFFFD

it’s really nice that if there’s nothing going on at this job i can just leave at 5 on the dot and its fine

please tag this penis for debug

dude i’m gonna be 26 tomorrow

mommy? sorry. doggy? sorry.

One single local BRT line in Oakland (AC Transit Tempo) serves more riders than the entire VTA Light Rail system, and has a Cost Effectiveness that rivals our top *regional* transit services Bay Area should be super-funding East Bay BRT if they distributed funding based on objective metrics

call moved to tomorrow, that’s fine

i should make mistakes

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i don’t like that the “training” here is just me running into stuff i have no idea about and then the people i ask having no idea either and just telling me to power cycle it

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Hold me like this:

yay i got a server to pass a failed test and chug along

i keep running into the wall of “every decision sucks if you look at it the right way”

the warning tag says not to put any objects on it but i say personal grooming choices are a woman's business. community consensus intended use case is when you park you pet it and tell your cube it did a good job (it's not easy being CVT)

awruff!

all of you are slugs

i’m sleepy can i go to bed

my right paw is not happy with me this morning