so overwhelmingly tired, will probably have to sleep soon idk. see yall

puppy needs to be caged, in multiple meanings of the word >_<

i love my dumb puppy life ^ω^

how do i start stabbing my bad thoughts how do i start cutting them up with a blade on a long stick how do i best them one at a time in duels to the death

need to get knocked up asap it is imperative that i have a girl impregnate me

omg omg forgetting my ritual 😣 day 16 of ✨the challenge✨ honestly? it's started to go a lot better. i don't really think i feel any desire to, ummm... fail it, shall we say 😖😖😖 maybe it'll loop back around and get harder to do as we near the end but that's still a long way away... about 7 weeks >_<

need to be stretchy... need to be able to stretch in an elastic fashion... need to be able to grab things from across the room with elasticity...

probably should have realised i was a puppygirl from all those posts i made that were just like, me obsessing over how cute and adorable and amazing puppygirls were...

big sis who goes "god, you're such a faggot, lil sis" then laughs at me condescendingly. preferably after finding me doing something really embarrassingly incestuous like jerking off onto a shirt she left on her bedroom floor

i really wish i wasn't so anxious all the time. i really wanna be able to chat with a buncha y'all a lot more but i'm so scared of initiating conversation... working on getting better at it, day after day

i gotta say, being puppy is really really nice >_< so glad i had that forced puppygirlification idea.... though i don't think i could say it was forced in my case because it was so easy dujbgdgjkbdg >_<

shoutout to the piss drinkers i respect you greatly i could never be you, but not because i think lesser of you, because i don't i could never be you because i'm not into piss

"submissive mode" is now named "puppy mode"

could you imagine drinking piss? ⁤ ⁤ i couldn't because i'm not into piss

they should patch elden ring so that you have to give melina runes to level up but you don't actually get to level up, so you're just giving her runes for no benefit and the cost goes up each time

removing she from our pronouns for a bit idk how long we may use it for ourselves, but i would request that others do not

i really wish i was made of slime... body is too rigid :(

as someone who hasn't drank any alcohol before an intox kink is also kind of a corruption kink if you think about it

god i really am such a pathetic mutt... just a little toy to be changed and morphed and passed around by those better than it >_<

sometimes the only way to fix a bad mood is to post about piss

encourage your friends to crash out it's very funny

tatted up muscle woman who puts me into a headlock and teases me for being so weak and i'm unable to get out of it and also maybe she's my big sister as well

oh god the horny has arrived and is now in full swing 😵‍💫

y'know, i've always wondered... if you get horsefemmed, does it change, like... down there? j-just curious!

it'd be pretty sweet if like ur food could jerk you off before you ate it. special sauce or something idk WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

i know the jokes "to explain [TOPIC] to americans you have to go 'so imagine a burger'" but like... aren't burgers kinda hot? being ground down til unrecognisable? being molded by another until you're fit for purpose? that's pretty sweet! those burger patties would jerk off if they could! probably

how has it been 50 minutes it's literally only felt like five what the fuck

:1 :2 :3 :4 :5 :6 :7 :8 :9 :0

silly posting mode activated after waking up instead of staying awake for nearly 24 hours? i must figure out how to do this more often! hahahaha :D

disgussy is this anything

if i plugged a headphone jack into my urethra do you think i could hear the blood flow?

hiiii everyone 👋 i hope you are doing well

actually getting sleep now i should retake that test when i wake up and see what things might have changed >_<

ok i actually need to go to bed someone twirl their arm around and do a comically over-powered punch that knocks me out with a dream bubble appearing with sheep over my head

i like it when the luffster punches that guy in the face

ummm... what other dog words should puppy learn to say? >_< i wanna make sure pup can be good for its sisters.....

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck cocksucking fever is back omg i need to like... suck dick idk i'm out of juice i need a refill can someone deliver it to me? straight down my throat please >_<

doing my daily ritual early today so i don't forget... day 15 of my quest really really wish i wasn't on it... i hope this feeling passes soon cus it's really hard to endure >_<

it's actually great for girls to have core aspects of their identity manipulated to suit the whims of another, this fucking rocks. rad as hell

can't believe i actually got puppified... forced puppygirlification is real... and i love it...

i feel like it'd be really hot to be the tires on some gorgeous bitch's bike. there's some good stuff there, i think

true happiness comes from within which kinda sucks for me cus i'd really like to be able to supplement my low reserves from outside sources

despite all the horrific shit i wish to happen to me, deep down i think i really am just a soft little thing, desiring a happy ending

sticking my tongue in the barrel of her gun like it's her urethra

can someone please tell my brain to stop making me do things which are a sensory nightmare it doesn't seem to want to listen to me, maybe it would listen to others

eating meat, but like, ethically, without supporting animal agriculture (cannibalism)

i'm in my "listening to the same 30 seconds of a song from one piece" era again

FUCK I FORGOT TO DO MY RITUAL YESTERDAY day 14 of my fun little journey honestly it's not really that bad anymore. as long as i don't actively think about how nice it would be to fail my quest... then i do kinda wish i could do it...

do you think raiden uses fc to get hard? Infinite Wig B is viagra

feeling eepy, may have a morning nap? we'll see