slimegirl that doesn't expand when consuming food, her core just gets denser and denser

the black hole is the cosmic object i admire most. its endless gluttony is inspiring. i must continue to consume more and more and more and more an more

brain might be pretty bad the next couple of days, gonna try my best not to crash out

little sisters are just punching bags that moan when you hit them

it has to be so satisfying making a head crunch under your boots

i love this guy so much, what a goofy dude. he's literally me when i'm silly

chat do i piss or hold it in for another 20 minutes YOU DECIDE

i don't like being forced to hold it in, but i do take pride in the fact that every time i've had to do it i've been really good at it

aging piss in barrels to give it an enhanced flavor

sisters who hug and kiss and cuddle and hold hands and kiss and make each other meals and go on cute dates and watch things together and kiss and lay on the other sister's lap and kiss and did i mention they love kissing?

finding reasons to be nice to myself even though i should just be able to be nice to myself but it's helping very much

i just pissed

YES I CAN PISS NOW

it turns out that pure aggression actually is the answer!! i've been holding back trying to "play it smart" and dodge and stuff but it turns out you don't need to dodge shit as long as you don't let them fire in the first place!

i need to piss really bad but i need to hold it in for about 35 more minutes, wish me luck y'all

thinking once again about parasitic slimegirls yeah, don't worry, i'm perfectly safe, you can bring your orifices close to me.....

mechs should have erogenous zones i can target with big spike

on one hand, every single bad thing my brain has ever said to me in my life on the other hand, i'm literally loved puppy, so i think i'm doing well ^ω^

flesh that sprouts bits of machinery which grow and connect together for some unknown purpose

thinking about mechs is also making me think about really big slimegirls and they are lesbians together.....

i did not expect ac6 to make me this worse this quickly but i guess i should've figured piloting a massive steel body and impaling my enemies with BIG SPIKE would corrupt me

my drafts are like: BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST i wanna suck dick i wanna suck dick i wanna suck dick i wanna suck dick BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST BAD POST self indulgent reference

girl forced to keep a wand on her junk while she plays ac6 and she isn't allowed to get off until she beats every pilot in the arena one after the other

it's a shame that human biology can't handle listening to music at a proper volume without being damaged

i need to get better at ac6 so i can bring these thematic ac ideas i have to life properly

yup yup yeah i'm getting way worse 🫠🫠🫠

alternate universe me who is actually into piss must be so jealous of me for being bullied about my weird not a kink relationship with piss

there's something almost intimate about hitting a direct hit charged pilebunker

i'm gonna try and come up with some post ideas but i fear ac6 has consumed my brain and will be 99% of what i post for a bit

what if we touched the tips of our pilebunkers together........

i can never be mad if i get killed by a pilebunker. big spike is big spike, it always makes me happy

once again thinking about forcing flesh onto a robot girl and turning her into a cyborg

BIG SPIKE

crazy how much of a mood buff it is to hop in a mech and kill people am i being made worse?

reminder that i have a piss alerts account that i only sometimes forget to update and you can check it out

i feel constant dissatisfaction with my build, not because it isn't working or isn't fun, but because i believe it could be better but i have no idea how to do so

i seem to have gravitated towards staggering my opponents but i have zero idea how to actually maximise my ability to do that

i feel like there are so many slime enemies but not enough slime protagonists

i thought i could escape certain brainworms but i guess they just took 6 and a half years to develop

back pain day, where's my slime body when i need it.......

today is a good day to become a mother

girl who gets her mom the mother's day gift that matters the most: her unending love... and also sucking her dick all day

stress toygirl (she makes u stressed)

hmmm, might need to start putting actual thought into my build.......

can't piss til i beat this arena fight wish me luck

PILEBUNKER I LOVE BIG SPIKE

i need to think of more ways i should be forced to embarrass myself and then wonder why i ever came up with them

would u still like me if i made u secretly drink my pee........

i'll get better. too much blood to spill to resist

omg i was exactly right on with my prediction i'm so fucking bad at this game