just watched my cat pull a phone out of his pocket and check the weather app. the pocket was in his fur

when the bass guitar is also a little bit saw wave synth thats squase guinth. i think

these are my coasters please be kind to them

in the future phones will mainly be about vibe transmission

i came up with @cloudsponge.bsky.social ‘s fursona. fight about it.

every other week or so the store radio plays unwritten and they do that so i dont shrivel up and die

i fixed my mouse

i added frozen banana to my mixture to mix it up im excited for the results tomorrow

the names whole. whole peperoncini

jeopardy contestant: what is poog? host: that is correct

so what was that

is there a surgery to remove my hiccup box

spamming no worries/you're good is still completely unpatched btw

heres my disgusting evil stinky freak of a cat that i loathe and here is my list of people i have killed for even thinking a slightly negative sentiment in his general vicinity

wait a minute

the names Jack. Peppered Jack. The pleasure's all yours

the doctor said i'm going to die of epicness

this morning had 4 sausages and 4 biscuits and a quantity of yogurt and tea as well it was awesome

just a second ago it was night time and that is so crazy to me. it is also still night though. some people call it the morning though and thats fine

We Put 100 Rats Into a Simulator: The Results Will Shock You

i forgot to make my wet food for tomorrow. and thats ok #ok

my wet food makes me big and strong

forgot to make my wet food for tomorrow im fucked #fucked

i dislodged a peanut-sized obstruction in my ear today it was so awesome i felt much more normal for about 3 hours

big science doesnt want you to know that the human body is capable of producibg bacon bits on its own

im making bullshit soup

untraceable 3d printed poog

Poog #poog

couldn't sleep. i just awoke from a dream. everyone had started using the strangest word

i put a little bell on my doorframe that the door hits when you open/close it its cute

i fucking love wet food

basically im words

is scam likely a girl

THE BANKS DONT EVEN HAVE PENNIES ANYMORE PANIC SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW #releasetheswarm

they're switching me over to wet food

i dont know chef are you mad at me chef

water, that’s the stuff -frielf

its high pony hwensday

and other places as well

the ocean is where water is

maybe chef

i used to really not like my forehead scar and now i kind of love it

yea add it to my greedy little cart

im trying some new stuff at work like hitting the back of my head on a steel shelving unit instead on the front

my name is Chunks in Gravy

babe my doctor says i need evil head or i'll be sick forever

but doctor, i am 6 7

calling out of work chilly

@jack put shapes on here and colors