if i streamed starsector would you guys watch

i'm trying to figure out how to get nails that look like milk paint and its not really working

getting the surgery that makes my eyelids make the cartoon blinking noise

Calling especially rich chocolate milk “loud”

im sorry ecco2k im not doing that to my birthday cake

help me make green it go viral

do i actually like my job or did they do operant conditioning on me with a shitload of of unlimited caffeine and nicotine and the sound that the beverage label printer makes

What if instead of doomscrolling it was monkeyscrolling and we got a banana for it instead of never-ending anguish

gays need to hone their minds like knives

Unfortunately darling the exhaust manifold is heavily damaged causing a coolant leak among other problems

they said i would NEVER be green

woke up green again fuck im so green rubbing my big green belly uuuuugghhh fuuuck im so fucking green

ugh im so hungover i could really go for some getting the shit beat out of me

i need to read hellhound so bad you have no idea

thank you four twenty everyone smoke weed right now

i don't even smoke anymore and i'm weed now isn't that crazy

guys guys everyone shut the fuck up i have a lesbian for lesbian week and a good one too

they trapped me in the mcdonalds because the demon meal made me buost Sent from Outlook

the last few months have wreaked havoc on my phone keyboards predictive text i dont look down there anymore on the clock

Goes in the Shell

fuuuuck im so fucking green now fuuuuuck

if i said my hairs are green right now..... would u hold it against me.....

the praise kink stays on during work

i hate making this one

This Girl's Breeding Room

THINKS ABOUT EATING OUT AN ANGELS HALO

i love my job my favorite parts are doing the different voices and making the drive thru customers think im actually in love with them with my blown out caffeine pupils

going vampire survivors on the custoids

im going to put hidden messages on all of the donuts and coffee cups at work tomorrow april the 20th

🚬come into my mind palace

i need to hunt someone in the megastructure

i am going to get you ok

small kpi humiliation

theyll ban you if they catch you doing this but if you just dont update the app you can still see the old version of snakeroot

fuuuck i can't stop draining

i take off my headset during a rush and say i'm going to the restroom and then i come back and pick it up for just a few seconds and then say im going to the my car and then i come back and do the same thing on a loop for 8hrs. its been a few weeks and nobody has noticed

[0009001] Eager dwarf tries to store his owned item despite injury preventing him

pussy from a girl who kills you afterward >>>>>

it's so rainy stormy out here it's nice

i think the outage fixed me i don't even remember how to use this site

I have the sinking feeling that im only being cherished ironically for my comedic value

babys and mama airplanes

i kind of like when the site is crashing i feel like one of those dogs with those food bowls that slows u down

my costar says that i should wear a crop top today and also that im gonna get touched

it's everywhere

fuuuuuuck i'm draining fuuck

banana potion latte

is this good