the long walk home

It's tricky being into findom as a genuine kink, because I've never found any discussion around fun and creative ideas for it, or people using it in their everyday relationships, and I really want to talk about that stuff.

This is so great

Today i am: insulating

The "set aside the art from the artist" thing in this case is moot. Harry Potter money now goes right to destroying the human rights of trans persons. A billionaire who got her ass kissed for two decades got a rebuke and now she's got to wreck the lives of others.

Anyone for a game of snap?

"ow"

I get knocked down but i get over it and stay right down there on the floor

Update: i did it

This is so great

Who makes a good quality chastity belt (not cage) for penis havers? I want something that I can't just slip out of the back of. I have a surprisingly good one from aliexpress, but it's not as secure as it could be and the tube is just slightly too small.

There's not much you could take a picture of me doing that would embarrass me, but audio or video that includes me talking is soul destroyingly humiliating

I just love being teased so much 🥺

Today on the pink CD player I got for my birthday: This unironically excellent record

This may be as close as we’ll ever get to an official confirmation

It's tricky being into findom as a genuine kink, because I've never found any discussion around fun and creative ideas for it, or people using it in their everyday relationships, and I really want to talk about that stuff.

If anyone is interested, here's a petition asking the government to not introduce digital ID petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Finally had some success with this facesitting cushion I made years ago 😊

Dreaming of Odysseus

Rude

Dom who takes your oyster card just before you travel together, so you have to use a bank card and they use your credit

I'm thinking about setting up a bank account that I pay myself a small amount of spending money into each week. Partly to try and have a healthier attitude to spending money, and partly so meanies can take it from me 🥵

My DMs are always open to mutuals ❤️ Let's be friends!

I went to the library today, and for the second time started to read a book that turned out to be the third in a series but didn't mention that fact anywhere on the cover. It's such an infuriating trend.

"this little piggy took your wallet..."

Just got rid of facebook and instagram. I've been meaning to for a while.

Cutie: (marches me to the atm) Me: (follows meekly) Cutie: Bank card. Me: (hands over bank card) Cutie: Pin code. Me: ...um... damnit i know this... um....

I don't remember if i posted this at the time but i just rediscovered it and i think i look pretty 😊

My DMs are always open to mutuals ❤️ Let's be friends!

I want to go to a ramen party so bad

I'm so excited to try this out, hopefully pictures soon 🥺

I've done some business work so now I'm building a smother harness as a reward

I don't remember if i posted this at the time but i just rediscovered it and i think i look pretty 😊

Time’s ticking. If you want to be My bitch, make your move now.

I am SO butt motivated

Every single time i see ENM i read it as Embarrassed Nude Male

When speaking to Tommy Robinson at the far right demonstration in London today, Elon Musk wore a t-shirt saying "What would Orwell think?" So let's dive in - what would George Orwell think about Tommy Robinson and Elon Musk? 🧵

UK people who grew up in the 80s and 90s: Vienetta still exists and it's gooood

"The Patron Saint of the Male Debate Me Industrial Complex" *chef's kiss*

If you're not keen on the longer darker evenings, it's a great time to get interested in astronomy. I always get very excited about it this time of year, and an added bonus is that January has my favourite night skies 😊

Body double toil and trouble

Nuns

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

A sneak peak of the business development presentation I am preparing as part of my findom for business development project

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

This is the perfect weather for being pissed on outside and then made to walk home without changing (it's raining)

It's so true 🥺

When I was announced as the lead in a Doctor Who spinoff in 2023 Graham Linehan tweeted about me for TWO DAYS, tagging the BBC and others to say that I am pro-child abuse and they shouldn't work with me.

Got rained on