So the good news is that Elon Musk just lost his case against Sam Altman, the bad news is that Sam Altman just won his case against Elon Musk

𝗚𝗘𝗧 ᴳᴱᵀ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 ᵀᴴᴱ 𝗠𝗔𝗫 ᵀᴬˢᵀᴱ

I wish the Crab Museum was on here so I could tag them.

This is cat check point: Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Mogwai request feeding after midnight. It will be different this time they assure us.

I'm playing Chants of Sennaar and I know it's besides the point but the framerate on this VR game they're playing is terrible.

All of these weird transatlantic rivalries around food culture literally always revolve around classism.

Brain incredibly bad today. I will mostly be lying in the dark and mainlining beta blockers.

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

Cats have a finely attuned sense of when a human needs to pee. So much so that they realise it before the human does and they can time to perfection, coming over and sitting on the human's lap *JUST* before the human realises they need to get up.

Your local planning authority is 100% allowed to block this on climate grounds. Pressure them to do so.

good morning. thought I would share some writing advice that I've found useful over the years. hopefully it will resonate 🙏

A picture of some prick in a suit would've been more appropriate, but yeah it's all because someone nicked a bottle of wine

suck my entire fucking dick

"If there's something strange preventing disk copying, call DISKBUSTERS!" "DISKBUSTIN' is gonna make you feel good!" Diskbusters print advertisement, 1986.

"Me and my spouse were in a head-on collision Friday night, February 27, down in the Virgin Islands, and now my neck is broken in 2 places. I was a passenger, and the young gentleman who struck our vehicle had no license, had stolen his mother's car, and left the scene."

Fuck Marry Kill John Travolta's weird beret John Travolta's weird facial hair John Travolta's weird three piece suit

simcity 2000: cd collection, print ad, imagery (1995) www.mobygames.com/game/2313/si...

gonna tell my grandkids that this was the borg queen

I had a life threatening medical emergency this week. I didn't die but now I have to figure out how to live with the accompanying financial hit. Hate to ask but I could use help. ➡️ cash.me/$redconversa... ➡️ paypal.me/RedConversat... ➡️ ko-fi.com/RedConversat... ➡️ venmo.com/u/Redconvers...

it's caturday, but i'm making an exception for Her

me I do I've never wanted anything more

Gov. Gavin Newsom portrays himself as a resistance leader—though in his budget proposal, he is once again attacking Medicaid funded home care that helps disabled people live independently. My latest for @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

#TransRights

happiness is pampering yourself like a 24-carrot gem ✨

As the cherry on top of this, the Department of Labor and Unemployment had a new entrance under construction for months. They now have a shiny new wheelchair ramp. With an entirely new set of chains blocking access to it.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

To no one's surprise I have completed about 75% of the game. The problem with full-screen games is that I utterly lose track of time while I'm playing.

Indigenous people in Bolivia have also surrounded the house of Evo Morales to protect him.

Air to Ground Message: LIVE TV DOESNT WORK. PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO WATCH HOCKEY GAME IS THERE ANY RESET THANK YOU Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a71962ba402 F: #f0f8732ee32

That saying about the Dildo of Consequences is getting more literal.

It is 12:25am. There is a fucking Stratolifter buzzing the town.

Same as it ever was. besacenter.org/ibm-holocaust/

TURBO

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

logging on

Ohhhhhh the consequences...

I think there's a young pheasant up the road. Dogshit quality photo I'm afraid but it's as close as I could get before it wandered into the neighbours' back garden.

Solidarity with everyone out resisting the fash in London today. Look after yourselves.

www.tumblr.com/zetarays/816... I saw this plesiosaur from the @amnh.org and was struck by just how stupid plesiosaurs are (they're my favorite)

cw death My aunt has decided that she doesn't want any more chemo and is going to be transferred to the palliative care team. She's arranged her funeral this week. Her and my late uncle are my closest family outside my mum and siblings.

Where ever has that Beanie gone?

Ask Labour to stand down in a by-election so Polanski can get a seat and see what they say

Oh my god Chants of Sennaar sounds like it was made especially for me. Solve little logic puzzles, explore a tower and follow the story, figure out foreign languages from context... www.youtube.com/watch?v=__hz...

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

Wes Streeting origin story

Before you seek revenge, dig two graves. Then I can chop you apart from the top straight down and have the two halfs plop into each of them.

Honestly finding all this "Greens should stand aside for Burnham" stuff pretty distasteful