Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.

Morning, from me & the norovirus. Happier days have occurred.

Nobody actually answered my question!

Sundays are for…?

Time for an early night. I can’t be doing with the Sunday evening dreads. Nanight.

Am so glad there are other nutters like me in the world.

Post a comic every hour of the day (you are awake) 9-10 #hourlycomicday

Sundays are for…?

Don't know what everyone's moaning about Looks great youtu.be/XTAQkifHAxY?...

Oh god, PEOPLE. Why are some people so self righteous without self awareness and so certain without experience????

Happy Saturday Quackers

Rest in peace Yoda you would have loved ska music

You know the gross feeling when your skin feels like it’s not yours but is sitting on you and you want a social life but you feel like a lizard and you’re lonely but also really bad tempered?

How’s your day on a scale of holy shit to quality scran?

Sorry.

Pulled up to the centre I do my Counselling from, singing along to a mariah carey ballad, wearing a BIG SCARF & dangly earrings, in the unexpectedly posh-for-me Evoque, & realise with absolute embarrassment that I HAVE BECOME A LADY OF A CERTAIN AGE.

Handcream & .. forbidden handcream. Painters worst nightmare

Sorry.

DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!

If anyone would like a highly personalised Valentine’s card or gift, I can illustrate you & partner in pretty much any situation. Let me know so I have time to get it to you.

"Luchs speaks five languages: English, French, Italian, and some German and Russian. She approached grasping Gen Z parlance like she was learning another language. ...An Instagram commenter wrote: 'She’s so natural with it too like it’s not even cringe.'"

The gurgling running rain-rivulet sounds don’t half make me happy, especially when staccato punctuated by wet pigeon wings flap-clapping.

Today is Friday and I’m relieved.

Increasingly we see patients who need a bit of extra support to engage with medical care (for a variety of reasons) getting labelled as 'difficult' or 'complex', & signposted to us in Clinical Psychology. Glad we're available, but we need to be aiming for general care to be more holistic/accessible.

I was woken at 5:30, not for the first time overnight & am subsequently in a dreadful bad mood.

Good morning once again

My youngest started his new SEND placement today. I went down with him & we managed 90 mins. Am a mixture of utterly relieved & full of headache & exhaustion.

Something must be done about *them* breeding too fast, rather than *us* consuming too fast. All too often, residual population growth is used as a scapegoat to shift blame from rich-world impacts, which means that the people in places where growth is still occurring are themselves scapegoated. 11/13

In the short run, we can survive the decline in wealthy countries by reopening the door to immigrants, which would also offer sanctuary to people fleeing from the climate breakdown and conflict we've caused overseas. Two wins, in other words. In the long run, we'll steadily shuffle away. 8/13

Yes!

She wore a raspberry ferret

I have become into possession of an Evoque. I didn’t mean to, but it has been allocated to me via a kind benefactor. The law is: Nails done today, going to have my lips filled tomorrow, get my tits done next week & have a massive stanley cup on order.

Set fire to an omelette today by forgettingI was making omelette & wandering off, & was late for a client as a result. Turned up stinking of burnt egg. This is what your therapist is doing.

Tupac definitely makes loading the dishwasher more fun

In the park: can’t tell if this is for the squirrel or human persons

Please don't go to see Melania's film ironically. You'd still be supporting the Nazis and they won't know/care if it was a joke.

-Signing online petitions that never amount to anything -comic relief

"I shall become a poet and with my revelatory verse, I shall transform humankind's understanding of existence!"

I documented all this quite a whole ago, not that the Guardian would have anything to do with me. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/society/3871...

Good morning

NANIGHT

Who would you be and how would you spend your time if you didn’t have to take care of anyone?

The concept of sons is definitely a challenge for the olfactory system.

I use a progress tracker when trying to drop weight. It is apparently mocking me to fuck. “You made progress” it celebrates! “At this rate you could weigh x on feb 7th! and on feb 28th, 1lb less!” Frickin amazing.

Exciting work situation today, as I’m accompanying a young charge to a FARM PARK & donkey sanctuary. Donkey photos incoming.

“Starlings are flying in converging flocks towards their roosting place” Artist: CF Tunnicliffe (What to Look for in Winter, 1959)

It’s the best bitch fest ever

Hellebore and Snowdrop ‘Wild Flowers’ (1957) Artists: Edith Hilder, Rowland Hilder

I do really love that I can be in my dressing gown still. It’s offset against the fact I was preparing son’s medicine for 45 mins at 9 last night. He is on 17 different medications across the day with variable doses so takes real concentration to prep correctly.