We just started What We Do in the Shadows and there’s a moment in the orgy ep where Guillermo their familiar storms out of a room and Matt Berry makes a sarcastic “OOooOoooOo” for the ages.

gummy kicked in and now I’m like…he called it Big Beautiful Bill…

Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

If someone is totally debasing themselves and their workplace in public to make me confused and mildly annoyed for maybe a day, mostly in private…. idk man that doesn’t really sound like a me problem.

2016: someone who sucked off Bill Clinton (D) vs someone who sucked off Bill Clinton (R)

She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol

I listened to the NPR interview / rundown of the Loomer story and my main takeaway was she will probably attempt a murder/sui on Trump when she gets her turn to be betrayed.

More like Don-ica Lewinsky am i rite

suckin' on clinton hog 🎶with jeffery epstein

A gender swapped Running Man movie could have had an incredible tagline

Heyyyyyy hello new Orville Peck EP

OBAMACARE WAS A FUCKING REPUBLICAN IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE IT CAME FROM THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/

Good morning, our president is a pedophile and Jeff Epsteins best friend open.spotify.com/album/7q4mZi...

Feels like the perfect time to bring back this bad boy.

Trump 100% had Epstein killed lmao

Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."

I think it’s about American elite capital losing the finesse required for helping these guys avoid getting their asses in a public jackpot in the first place, and the Christian right openly deciding to pick up the slack by selling themselves out wholesale.

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

Bsky today

we should be doing mass hangings

how aren’t they just run out of town

The Wind Rises is Studio Ghibli’s best film

Quoting this as Trump is mentioned in an email from Jeffrey Epstein to Ghislane Maxwell by name because he spent hours with an underage sex trafficking victim at Epsteins house and Dems white knuckle through another round of ODDLY not screaming it from the rooftops.

I nearly flunked junior year reading the omnibus edition of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in classes instead of paying attention because it was the first actually funny book I had ever read

Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)

We finally got armed/masked federal goon squads officially declaring “NO PRAYERS ALLOWED” after shooting a priest in the head but it’s a Republican admin so all the paranoid christian dorkasses who talk about that shit all day have to say actually it’s good lol

I can’t wait to negotiate for health insurance as one person rather than millions together with govt backing.

Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

We could get Medicare for all if we recruit Jennifer Lawrence to Metal Gear Solid her way into Mar a Lago armed with a set of flash cards designed by Pinkfong

Trump calls Erika Kirk over for a kiss.

Monti May’o

We had a chance to speak with author, Duane Tudahl, about all things Prince and his book "Prince and the Purple Rain Era Studio Sessions 1983 - 1984" on our most recent episode. Give it a listen then jam out in the waters of Lake Minnetonka open.spotify.com/episode/6Xop...

get a pair of Anthony Kiedis shoes, they have no problem coming in 16

Or even better check out our full interview with Mr. Duane Tuhdal, Prince expert and all around cool dude:

we need to get fetterman talking to chatgpt stat

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Hey! Fuck Chuck Schumer, and icymi there’s a new episode of The Indie 500 Podcast about Purple Rain where we interview the guy who wrote Questlove’s favorite book about Prince:

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)