Word? What do they do? Install apps on their sons phones so they can message each other about how often they jack off?

Personally, I would not try to start a new Middle East war as I was polling below 19% but that’s me

How did this band not rule the world

When you’re mean to me online this is who you’re being mean to

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

A Roland jazz chorus would heal me, even the small ones, hell especially the small ones

Opposing drunk driving is the reason democrats are losing young alcoholics

@tawnynewsome.bsky.social hello I loved ep5 of starfleet academy! Great writing, great show. Happy travels

Avery Brooks rocks so hard they made a love letter episode to him in Starfleet Academy even though he clearly refused appearing in it. It was so lovingly done I had to double check that he didn’t die.

Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend needs you to go die so Jesus will come back lol Owned

it's all time favorite album time

That’d be news to Minnesota

Truly do not understand why giving himself the Medal of Honor is where Trump draws the line and demurs. Buddy you unilaterally started Iran war, bulldozed 1/3rd of the white house and are sending masked goon squads to terrorize and kill your own citizens…what’s to lose here?

Honestly cannot tell you which is the worse option here. Endless war with “nation building” or wars we know will end because we have toddler brained bullies who just want to shoot some missles at other countries to feel cool.

Underrated album

I’m sorry to report that having a Jem’hadarr number one, Paul giamatti and Robert Picardo automatically makes it a cool good Star Trek

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

Leader of the Democratic party earlier this year

A very ok looking bass went up and sold on fb marketplace in 2 hours flat for 20 dollars while I wasn’t looking, I feel like a failure

Dudes, and I cannot stress this enough, rock

You can't blame Max Landis for being the way he is. He had a helicopter parent

It’s called poking the bubble, more and more people are saying it, its a new word now and some of these people are very rude people who say it could pop it could pop, but thats ok

ROAD RASH 3

Mom can we have Arcade Fire’s Everything Now? We have Arcade Fire’s Everything Now at home The Arcade Fire’s Everything Now at home:

Nicholas Ray at the table reading of Rebel Without a Cause

Editor: yeah we’re gonna need to review your reference materials

I was gonna make a joke but that’s 100% what I look like everytime I try to relax with a videogame

Yeeeesh

Zohran is so savvy for knowing that one of the only surviving portions of Trump’s failing synapse network is the part still yearns to be known and liked by NYC and fully taking advantage.

I never thought the leopards would eat MY facemask

Republicans don’t even pretend to serve the public good anymore they just look at you like this

White SA’s are, for all intents and purposes, an experimental immigrant class made to stress test American white supremacists dedication to accepting the most annoying people on earth just because they too are white and racist.

A new Gnarls Barkley album what the fuck

Trans people want to have sex and make art and talk about sports and do all the shit everyone likes, and instead we have to think about Nazi freaks all day. This sucks eggs.

Malheur national wildlife refuge circa 2016

Among all the other stuff, getting a lecture from >this< admin about being good stewards of US tax dollars? That’s rather bold lmao.

🎤🎵Memories🎶

Times and WaPo just dragging Trump across the fascism finish line like

Aight back to playing vidyagames

Thank god Jeffries pulled out all the stops to make sure Dems were sitting there politely to be pointed at and called an illegitimate party lmao

Lmao a year+ of decimating the country on every front, including a paramilitary assault on a US city with multiple street executions and the pundit class still can’t help saying out loud “get ready everyone, if he’s lucid for 4 seconds straight we’re gonna declare he’s got his groove back!”