Dropped strawberry yoghurt all over the kitchen floor (again. again again) … office-dog couldn’t be happier! 🐶 🍓

@martinmto.bsky.social a very happy birthday sent your way 🧁

Never been a huge Take That fan, don’t hate them either, ambivalent I suppose. However the documentary on Netflix is fascinating! Really enjoyed it! 🥹 🎪 🎶 🎤

@messmonstergigi.bsky.social Done 💗

Stressful day off! 🧗🏻‍♂️

Me & ‘our kid no. 1’ at the cinema last night (of course you wear shorts in late-Jan)! 🙄 My lot get super stressed going with me as I do that thing, book a seat, then move to one of my choice once there! I never cause a raucous, I always move if asked but they get really anxious! #RulesShmules 😂 🍿

Sometimes it feels my kids have dispensed with me & that’s fine (it’s not!). Today ‘our kid no. 1’ asked if I fancy the cinema tonight, just us 🩵 … I said “what about dad”, he said, this is zombies, violence & gore, it’s not for the likes of him! 🤭 So, off to watch ‘28 Years Later’! Catch ya tmrw x

Mindles’s lunch time jeopardy … who wants to play?! 😳 The soup of mystery!

Just slept for 11 hours!

Oi! Paging @andrewblue23.bsky.social …. your photos of P on the beach made me dig out Mabel chasing her ball in her prime! Wasn’t she a beauty? 🩶🩷

Went for a hike. Pulled into the carpark, boots are in the porch at home! It starts to rain, no option really … now 2 bottles in by the fire in the pub! … apols for any posts hereafter … 🍷

To chop or not … my chums are voting … 🗳️ ✂️ #SlowNewsSunday

Oh dear! The dropper strikes again! 🪞💄 #SevenYearsToGo

Doesn’t take much to bring back the Mindles-mojo! They seem to be a bit of a love/hate flower but they make me feel sunny & happy 🌼

I’ve lost my zebra and can’t find her 🦓 😔 #Zebra #Zeb

… a family meeting has been called with 1 item on the agenda …… 🐶💗 … And yes I’m blaming people here! You know who you are with ya cute puppies all over my timeline …

When you go to watch The Housemaid in screen 8 it’s always better not to be sat in screen 9 when Avatar is starts! 😂😂😂

I’ve had 2 x Redbulls and now I’m off to the cinema! 🤪 #PrayForTheChumsOfMindles

Going for a long work round Stratford on Avon today and then doing that thing where you have to sit still for ages! 🍿 🎥 #cinema

Oh my heart! My poor mom who moved into a retirement bungalow in December went to Tesco today and accidentally drove back to her old house! 😆 👵🏻 …. you can see where I’ll be in 5 years can’t you?! Probably a bit bonkers! 🤪 😂 💁🏼‍♀️

Okay, someone explain this to me please!

I’m wearing a jumper the same colour as my hair and I look all weird. Morning all 💛 #Thursday

Just booked a few days in Belfast, how should I fill the time? Crumlin Road Gaol ✔️ Titanic Museum ✔️ #Belfast #FirstTimer

Urghhh! Today has been horrible! I can’t promise I won’t fail Dry-January for the 3rd time this week! 😂 🤯😩🫣🫤🥃

Good god! This woman fills me with chortles! @deb-o-rah.bsky.social 🦓 Wait till you see Mr Egg Zeb, you’ll lose your mind!

I’m going full on ‘Nuclear Ananda’! 🤬 Any shoes not put in my new ‘footwear organiser’ go in the black bin! No second chances! #ShoeWar

Made a friend. I like new friends! We’re gonna meet for drinks again soon hopefully 💗 #PubDog

@theresa-c.bsky.social hope you’ve settled on an album T?! I’ve charged my AirPods and wound my CarPlay up to the max! 🤭 🎶

What if the inventor of Marmite tried it and thought, nahhh that tastes rank and binned it right there and then! This is the stuff I think about a lot! It would be awful wouldn’t it?

I’m enjoying myself this afternoon! 🎶 Found me an old cassette player in the ‘man drawer’!

*Taps mic*🎙️ …. anyone there?! It’s very quiet, everyone okay? Ummmm …. have a pic of my wfh attire! You’re welcome! Think I might make a # out of Funky Crocs Friday … any thoughts?! Have a lovely day all x 💜

2016 to 2026

Oh well! I’m dieting anyway! 👙 …. I’ll google some food photos and imagine! 💭

Don’t think I’ll find my little car by morning! ❄️

Ahh maaan! That’s practically on her’s house that! ❄️

An office full of OTs and yet it’s me who’s astounded them with this! It’s not free standing, it’s space saving!! 🤯💁🏼‍♀️😆 (Ignore the rust, it’s been used in a free standing sitch till I swooped in!)

Morning all, hope you’re well … Would hate anyone to worry that just because it’s a new year I’m not still going into work dressed as a kid’s TV presenter! 💖 #LucyAndYakDungs #DMs #BrightmotifSocks

Black to match my mood 🖤 … I jest, I’m super chirpy! 💖 💅🏼

Whoaaah! Guess *who just slept for 10 hours?! 😳 *me 🙋🏼‍♀️ Bet I’ll pass my eye test with flying colours! I can see you all from here! Even the Scottish fella!

New years resolution of thinking it not typing it is going well! 😳

-5° here in The Middle and I slept very well with my bedroom window open and my tower fan on! 🥶 ❄️ 🌪️ Morning Bluebz x

Ooo! I forgot to tell you my NY’s resolution. I’m gonna start swearing here. Just gently at 1st, but then I might go full on industrial. Will tread gently, see how it pans out. Thinking I’m pretty close to retirement anyway so what’s the worst that can happen?! 😏 😈 Think I know all the words 💁🏼‍♀️

With the same enthusiasm they showed for helping put the decorations & tree up, I’m left alone to take them all down again! 🙄 Will give my new vinyl a blast to make the chore easier! 🎶 #Pulp #More.

@magnumificent.bsky.social HB2U 🧁

Beautiful day here in ‘The Middle’, 1st hike of 2026. Nick Skelton had his horses out especially for me again 🤍 #Coughton #Warwickshire

… 2 boots, 4 socks, 1 bobble hat, 3 chums, 5 layers, 10 miles ….. 🥾 🧣 ⛰️ 🥶 🧤 ❄️ 🗺️ 🧠 💚

Remember the car that crashed into my office whilst I was daydreaming out the window & drove off? Just had to complete a paper based witness statement. The section where I had to draw a sketch was some of the best work I’ve done in ages! Shading, blending, bit of stippling…hope they like it! 🎨✏️ 🖼️

Just opened my calendar to see when my next gig is and ‘February 2025 Ananda’ left ‘today Ananda’ a reminder! 😂

Oh god! Apparently I left a terrible mess on the back seat of the Uber last night! My perfect score is gonna plummet isn’t it?! 😭

I’m watching Les Mis stage show on SkyShowcase and trying to imagine your face whilst watching this at the theatre! @andrewblue23.bsky.social 😂 🎭 🎶