Happy birthday to Bluesky’s very own ‘Ken Hutchinson’ @andrewblue23.bsky.social have a smashing day Morkdrew bab! 🪩 🚓 🚨

I used to baby sit where I could watch those films with the *naughty red triangle in the corner of the screen! 🤭 *disappointing as it turned out 🫤

After I washed my car Saturday I used the remaining soapy water to give my son’s a quick once over. I didn’t try hard, I basically just rearranged the dirt into different places! 😂 He’s just got in & his GF’s dad has written “my mummy washed my car” in the grime! Absolutely deceased! 😂😂😂

I’m at that stage of hungover where I’m in my hammock taking selfies of my bent knees positioned so it looks like I’ve got big bo0bs! I suppose I could use AI but I’m going in old skool!

Went to a party at 7pm yesterday evening …. I’m still here! 😂

This year’s themed party is Cops & Robbers / Goodies & Baddies! So pleased I chose something cool, airy & floaty! 🥵 I’m gonna melt! #ForwardThinking #Heatwave #30° Mr Mindles? Dick Turpin!

When I bought my last car 4 years ago it had this nice zippy case in the boot with all car cleaning equipment inside. I obviously never took it out! Not until I sold the car and moved it into the boot of my new one! 😆 Today I’m going to do a first! I’m going to wash my car! 🚙 🧼 🧽 ✨

Had to go analogue! 🥵 🪭 #Powercut

Oh deep joy! We win ‘the race’ today then! 🥵 #FryDay

Anyone else need to match their banner pic to their profile pic or is it just me? It’s a bit like underwear, if it doesn’t match it doesn’t feel right! 🧡🩵🤎

It’s was 33.2° inside (yeah, you heard right, INSIDE!) our office by 3.30pm yesterday. At the same time it was 23° in my house. I’m trying to work out how to negotiate wfh Friday lest I vanish completely! 🥵🫠 *also tennis 🎾 📺 😂

Being a slightly cheeky scamp because I’m home alone and being driven this evening for dinner at a fish restaurant! Wearing my shorts, presume that’s allowed? We’ll see … 🩳 🐠

Putting ’fires’ out all over place lately! This little fella was lucky it was washing day, he was gasping. Mindles and the emergency nails scissors saved him and I got pecked for my efforts! 🤎 #5thEmergencyService 👉🏼 💁🏼‍♀️

Hiking 🥾

Seriously considering booking a peaceful £52 Premier Inn room for 1 tonight! ⚽️

Right. Off out on the day-wine with ‘Naughty Katie’ … family fear they’ll not see her till tmrw! Don’t let *me use social media! *Ananda

Maaan … annual themed/fancy dress party is a week today. Better get on that I guess! Dress code: cops & robbers / goodies & baddies type thing … eek! *heads to The Amazon* … 🚨

No screenshots. Will set an alarm for the early hours to delete #nsfw #nude #thirsty #fcf

Might post a nood whilst Bluesky photos aren’t loading! 😏

Our kid no. 2 went to Miami for 10 days (12 days ago?! 🤔) for the World Cup! ⚽️ Had a few Instagram stories but the content seems to be raccoons on an island and alligators from a hairdryer boat! 🐊 No idea when he’s home! Our kitchen is tidier tho! #Win

Monthly nail day! They’ll need to get the angle grinder out this morning! Think I’ll go typically demure and understated 💅🏼

Please don’t make me … 👩🏼‍💻😭😭😭

2lbs! 2lbs he’s put on!!! He ate pizzas, ice creams, chips, drank nothing but beer! 2lbs!! 😤 Proper strop that’s put me in! I mean I’ve not been near the scales, won’t for a week but I can definitely ‘feel the suet’! 🐽

Malta is lovely but I want to come home now please! I’ve missed you all x

I think it’s time I came home. I think it’s important! 🇬🇧 #NakedEggs

I’m reading Vicky Pattison’s book by the pool and Mr Mindles is in a museum with Dan Snow! 😂 I’m not sure how long this marriage will last! *I only confidently know who 1 of these people are! Morning all x

Ahh ‘the bottoms’™️ have arrived. No judgement here, I’d never body shame, I love all the shapes & sizes you see on holiday but these are bought & paid for & I’m fascinated! Mirrored sunglasses on & sneaky peeking has commenced! 🍑😎

Best seat in the bar secured! I’m an hour later than you lot so no spoilers! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😂

Gozo. Nope. Not for Mindles! Too far, too hot, too busy, too crowded. Too much effort for too little reward! It’s not for me.

It’s a myth that I’ve got huge hands! 🙌🏼 *not a regular sized cup

Wow! 😮 Who’d think ‘our kid no. 1’ would be needing the AC the most?! 🇲🇹 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

Will obvs delete once my lunch-gin has worn off but I’ve put some effort in today! One shade off grandfather clock!

D’fuks this?

Veh veh busy x 🌅

I’ve taken my holiday hat to visit Valletta 💚

Mr M has gone off for a solo trip to the war rooms! My eyes glazed over at the mere mention so I’m having a peaceful day looking at this view with my beer pass! Dreadful 1/10.

Found the sunset last night 🧡 🌅

I love the quiet afternoon, post shower, balcony moment when I de-tangle with a G&T and a few tunes! It’s just lovely 🧡

Lunch break ☺️

Just slept for 10hrs in the biggest bed I’ve ever seen in my life! 😳 Would recommend. Morning Blue Crew, it’s Friday (apparently!) 😬

Mr & Mrs Mindles can’t access the room till 3pm (Maltesers time!) but allowed to explore. Have managed to get into a lift that opened in the hotel next door all Twilight Zone style & have lost our ‘welcome pack’ within an hour! On the plus side, no Malta L & R to learn 🚙 & English electric! 🔌 🇲🇹

I’m not going to bed tonight. I’m drinking Red Bull and staying up all night. Yep! You heard right! Turn your notifications off! 😂

Can I just check, can you over-check?! Check trousers … check ✔️ Check socks … check ✔️ Check sneaks … check ✔️ #JustChecking 🏁

@marcatty79.bsky.social @brooksie81.bsky.social Roll call …. oi oi, we good lads?

The countdown is on … 🚿 🪒 🛫 👙 🍹

Evening all x

What a bizarre way to advertise a jumpsuit! 😂

We all love a good scratch occasionally! #Harriet 🦔🤎

@jojoyoyos.bsky.social watching the tennis? 🎾 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

Love making gentle, future plans! #NaughtyKatie 📆