What are these rules and instructions you speak of? They can’t apply to me! 💁🏼‍♀️ #RulesShmules

Yow ar roit @drkoning.bsky.social 🏊🏼‍♂️ ?

Can I quietly ‘let my self out the back door’ of a WhatsApp group unnoticed?! 🫣

My Sunday really has no right being this excellent! 🦈 #HomeAlone #FilmsWithTeeth #MindlesMovies #Thrash (Thrash was a risky # but I went there!) 😂

I wasn’t allowed to watch Grange Hill (I obviously did) in case it either scared me about going to high school or turned me into a chopsy badly behaved student! *Imelda Davis was my favourite 😂

I can’t lie. I’m blatantly using you lot! … Scrolling back through your posts trying to work out how long I just napped for … 💤 ☺️ 💖 …

My favourite Saturday pastime … hygienist appointment 🦷 ✨… although I now need to fit 6 months of missed flossing into 3hrs! 😬 🪥

A very scary ‘science’ happened in my kitchen today @mrohm.bsky.social 🧬 ⚡️💥

Doesn’t take many ‘gaps’ for it to feel quite different here does it? 😔 … I understand (mostly) but wish chums would hang around always … Anyway, morning all ☕️ 🥐 🙋🏼‍♀️

…. 4am part 2. 👀 … not as good as the first one! #Insomnia

Just had a VIP visit at work! 💚 #OfficePupNo.4 #NotMine

4am 👀 🫤 ….

If no one sees you go to bed at 7.30 did *you really go to bed at 7.30? *me 🚿 🛌 📺

Intriguing item left on my windscreen today!?? 🤔 🐰

Oooft … the back to norms feels … god it’s a struggle! I’m rubbish at this bit 🫤 Morning all, have a lovely sunny day x

VIP seats! 💺

Delayed flight klaxon 🚨 We all know what happens next …

I’ve missed ya bluesky so I’m coming home to Brum 💛

… And there ends the bank holiday weekend … also, stop Negroni time! @andrewblue23.bsky.social @stopfordianneil.bsky.social

Bringing the bluesky bank holiday ‘bab’ to Belfast! #YesBab Have a lovely Monday all x

Playing cards … I’ve been given an instruction booklet after 4 failed attempts … how’s this going to pan out? … 😂

All the ‘learns’ 🧠 #TestMe #Belfast

Black cab tour today. Very excited. I’m doing ‘learns’ in the morning and booze in the afternoons meaning I’m forgetting my ‘learns’! 😂 #Belfast

Under lock and key 🔐

Oi @stopfordianneil.bsky.social been here 9hrs and just realised it’s an English left and right not a Spanish left and right! Can’t tell you how happy I am! … As you were. See ya soon x

Hers has landed and is mingling in with the locals! ☘️💗 #belfast

I like to call this ‘breakfast’! ✈️

… Off to Belfast in the morning! Have a lovely long weekend all. See you in *5 days x ✈️ 🍻 ☘️ *tomorrow lunch time!

At least I’m getting praise from something 💦 😇 #HateWater

Sunshine *and* new nails! Winning at Tuesday-ing! 💅🏼 💗🌸

1/2 I’ve little to show for such a quiet wknd other than an empty washing basket & slightly tidier garden. What I have done tho is snoozed, had lie ins with coffee & chats, watched films & laughed with my sons about stuff I can’t post!

Yesterday I got up at 10.45am. Today I got up at 11am (10am 🙄) … I’ve had to strip my bedding and put it in the washing machine lest I get back in later and end up with bed sores! 🛌 💖 #LazyWeekend

Watched this last night! All 2hrs 35mins of it!! 7/10 ⭐️ #MindlesMovies

This tine tomorrow it’ll be 8pm and that’s so unfair! I’ll probably sulk. Why can’t we skip forward at 4pm on Monday?

I unfollowed @brooksie81.bsky.social last night (by accident 😂) and re-followed. Now it looks like we’re new chums and that’s not true! They should make the unfollow button a 3-tap situation. Has bluesky not heard of vodka?! 🥴

Contact lenses haven’t turned up so I’m calling it!! Today is ‘gigs Thursday’! 👓 #JoinIn #Glasses #VariFocals

I was just typing a message to a good friend & I couldn’t find a word I needed. In my head. It just wasn’t there! I literally typed “I can’t find my word” … brb … Closed my eyes & timed myself … 5 whole minutes it took for an every day word to arrive in my brain! 🧠 Still an 8hr work day to do!

Happy BIG birthday @daf66.bsky.social 🧁

@deb-o-rah.bsky.social how’s annual leave treating you little Zeb? You doing lovely stuff? X

I’m off to Ireland next week (I think!) … chaos via the medium of WhatsApp!👇🏼🤷🏼‍♀️

I’ve a blister on the ball of my foot that’s rivalling the one from the film Run Fat Boy Run and it’s taking all the self control I can muster not to post a pic! 🦶🏻 📌 💦 Evening all 💁🏼‍♀️

Sunday done correctly … can’t understand why I feel sick! 🍦 🐰 🍫

Another new follower (mutual) this morning with a profile full of gorgeous dog photos! 🤎 …. you load of blackmailers aren’t gonna be happy till ‘puppy-Mindles’ is procured are you?! 🐶 💕

I’m not sure what disturbed me most about my lunch pic, the giant penis behind us or my hair resting in the ice bucket! 😬

Train to ‘town’ with my school-chum today for lunch then theatre! … I know! Twice in 8 days! I really don’t think this show will be for me but I’ll go into it positively … 🎭 🤔

… Anyway, let’s keep here positive and happy … 99.9% of this place is lovely! My commute home was smooth (dining room table to sofa!) Cheers Blueskyers, have a beautiful evening x 💕💖💕

Got a bit cocky with my DIY skillz this morning … fail! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that is ln't Indiana Jones)

… Still giving “been fighting vibes”! She’s really mean that ‘Ananda’! 🥊

Now then. Hers is about to read a film so shush …. can’t work out how to dub it so going in with subtitles! Popped the varifocal gigs on and positioned myself right in front of the telly box for maximum concentration … brb … 📺 👓 🇰🇷 🍿 #Oldboy (2003)