Yourself but as a cartoon

It stops raining. Pitch ready…. Shall we start? Oh no let’s have some lunch first 🙄

Think the lady behind the bar took a shine to me…… Just a large one @mindlesmandles.bsky.social

Just seen Claudia Winkleman…… I can guarantee she didn’t see me.

What absolute tosh……. It was a cup of coffee fella…. You’re hardly Simon Weston 🙄 Where’s there’s a blame…..

Arts a funny thing isn’t it ? I’m struggling with this one. Thoughts ?

Green and reform candidate both living in cloud cuckoo land. You can put a price on experience. #bbcqt

And this is why everyone should listen to Athletico Mince 😂😂

We’re lucky if a train stops every hour where we live……… Darn south they have stations for golf clubs…..🤔 Levelling up 😂

Can you smell Chanel Bleu drifting towards the capital ???🤔

Someone tell Dave to get back on here or I’ll be round to whack him on his plums with his auctioneer hammer……..

@dairycontrary.bsky.social You are next weeks chosen one for selecting the album. Let me know somehow what your choice is. Cheers.

Duran Duran tickets in the bag 💪🏼

Game of darts anyone ???

Felt a great vibe here yesterday and 24 hours later it feels crap again……. Weird how it changes day to day.

Afternoon tuuuuunnnnneeeee 🩵

Post an album you have listened to 100 times

A friend of mine changed his name to Bjorn today…

Sitting on my Grandads knee as a child being told magical stories……. Shattered memories in a heartbeat by the heartless council ….. Whatever next…no Father Christmas?

What do we think this was ? @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

Mate sent me this….. Spotted….. Can you spot your favourite goon 😜

Mork, Would you like to come to the opening of our new restaurant in Alderley edge next week ? Trial run? Oh dear what’s a man to do…..stuff his chops that’s what 🐷

Afternoon tunnnnnnneeeeeeee 🩵 🎵 what you drinking……..

If anyone wants adding to the list just shout out…….

Afternoon tuuuunnnnneeeeee 🩵

Good Morning all……. This weeks album selected for #morksalbumclub is The Scene Between by The Go! Team as chosen by @cazoo.bsky.social Enjoy…🩵🩷

Wonderful afternoon in the woods with James Walsh……… Just beautiful 🩵

I know you’re all jealous of my egg cups…

Happy Sunday sweethearts 🩵

@ginny65.bsky.social Hope you have a wonderful 🩵🩷

Prediction……. Mosquera off before half time…destroyed

Oh fuck Mr Brightside …..shoot me now

Any true football fan really doesn’t need pre match entertainment……. #bullshit

Jack Wilshire….what a player that lad was. And a nice guy it seems too.

I am torn……. I follow two of my favourite people here and want them to be happy ……. Another who’s my least favourite person here ever…….. Who do I support tonight ???????🤔

Afternoon tuuuunnnnnneeeeee 🩵

Beer anyone?

An absolute classic 👌 Not to be found on Spotify anymore …

Whether this is just a me thing but I work hard all week and aim for the weekend and when Saturday comes a feeling of flatness arrives…… Probably just me…… Phone down and gonna chase some sun. Laters potatoes 🩵🩷

@sillygarah.bsky.social Have a wonderful birthday my friend. Enjoy every second.🥰

@juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social Happy Birthday lovely. Hope you have an amazing day 😘

What a nice film………🩵🩷

Yipppppeeeeeeeeeee week is done….. Who’s bringing me a drink ?🥰

Well deserved treat…….

@cazoo.bsky.social You are the chosen one for next weeks album. Need to find a way to let me know your choice. No rush.

Cheers ears……….

Evening tuuuunnnnnnneeeeee🩵 Think Bob may have been on the drugs back then……

Spare ten minutes in my day to carry on learning Dexys on Duolingo….. Almost fluent…….

Think I need these in my life 👅

Domino ooooo ooooo