Not sure "no restrictions" from the consultant 🦿 on Monday meant spend the afternoon digging up roses and hebes, but here we are (tea break).

Morning! RadMac on the radio and the green bin has just been emptied. A good start. Tea?

#facts #traitors #evidence

Nothing finishes off a lovely cup of tea quite like a mouthful of tea leaves.

Quote post with a clue of where you're from.

I need some advice... It's payday. It's the weekend. Shall we go to the pub?

"It is what it is." Fuck off.

A little bit of Chappie appears to have ended Bertie's hunger strike. 🐕

Good morning! Friday greetings, pals, the weekend is in sight. Tea?

Off to see Hamnet tonight. I have packed tissues (but will have a wee first)

Computer is fucked. There is a ghost reinstalling everything. In the mean time I am having a bit of a thumb twiddle. When did we become complete slaves to technology?

Morning and all that. Seems as though a few hugs wouldn't go amiss this morning, instead of tea. Form an orderly queue.

Is anyone even looking at Stephen??? RADA darling.

Thank fuck for that!!

Anyway, tidied things up a bit and here is a little peep into my insides. Tidy.

We ALL enjoyed our walk in the pissing rain very much indeed. (Tbh, it was miles better than being stuck at work, but dogs don't even know about work)

Post. A. Bird

Morning. What's happening out there? Any news? Have a think and I'll put the kettle on. Tea?

Xrays, right 🩻 I thought it was just bones they see, turns out it's all your squidgy bits and even a train waiting at the station!! 😬😵‍💫😲

It's about time there was a 🍊 heart attack. Bastard.

Lots of my people on here have been cluttering up the hospitals this weekend... Get well soon all of you!!

So, #1 child has asked if we think everything used to be better than it is now...... Get strapped in....!!

Today was a bit naff (to say the least) but pizzas (cut with ✂️) were excellent. Even though there was none left for the hairy boys.

Morning. I don't need to tell you it's Friday. Or that it's only another week till payday. Tea?

I've got FBI training. It's tea making. But still.

Sod it.

When this Baileys is finished, then so is Christmas.

"Someone has lied" Yes, that's the fucking point! #Traitors

Morning. Feeling remarkably positive, now I've muted the rest of the world. Tea?

It's sainsburys fault that I'm a chunky monkey...they keep bringing over ripe banananas 🍌 🍌

I thought someone eating a crunchy apple.was the most irritating noise. Turns out it's someone cracking nuts with a nutcracker!!

I have lots of pairs of people on Bluesky that I get muddled with. Sometimes it's the name, sometimes it's the little pictures. Just me being useless?

Sitting in the miracle department with 10 other replacement hips and knees.

Just put my own sock on. 🏆

Thick bleach just isn't.

*mutes world*

It's so easy to fall down a stalkery voyage of discovery with the old Internet (yes, me. Right now) Remember when you could only use the phone book for nosey purposes???

Oh, Peter Mandelson. This is making me cringe on a sunday. ON A SUNDAY!!

News just in... He said it, not me!! Obvs.

So Mr C and I are both pretending we dont want a drink because yesterday I said we mustn't drink because we are bored. A bit like playing chicken really ... who is going to be the first to suggest a medicinal gin and tonic?

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

Just finishing the Christmas cheese... 🎄 🧀

Morning! No hip pain + no booze = decent sleep. Who'd have thunk it? Tea?

I cant reply, but I wanted to recommend using those fishing nets on the end of a cane. Day glo colours mean you will never ever be able to catch a fish...unless you're still stalking that unfortunate fish with the "injured" eye...

Nice and bright out and about. Little Wilfie is starting to look quite old now 😕

Off to a national truss place. Probably with the rest of Berkshire and Hampshire..

Good morning! Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday's here alright! Tea?

Ah no!! #Traitors 📺!! You know I love you, @fionadean.bsky.social 😘

Fiona is a bit of a bitch.

We had a very quiet Christmas, but pre bought booze as though we were entertaining the whole of London. Which is making January very pleasant indeed. #squiffy