A bit of fancy dress tonight (a party, cheeky, not just for fun!!) Me n him, beforehand.

Someone's going to be lucky ....

Just seen someone on Facebook wrap a toilet roll in a napkins for guests....bonkers!! But made me think ... whatever happened to pink, blue and magnolia toilet roll???

Morning! How are we all today? Full of chocolate, or being good and waiting until tomorrow? Tea?

If you didn't live where you currently live ... where would you like to live???

Well this sounds fab, but it's just *a bit too far* for a weekend

Last day at the coast with the family. It has been ace and the weather has been charming. Give us a few.days and we.will be ready to go again.

Chum circle, cheers pals for entertaining me 🥰

Morning! Last day of hols for us, so another coastal walk and a good run on the beach 🐕 What are you up to for this lovely Bank Holiday weekend? Tea?

I've lost my voice. It's really fucking annoying. For me. Anyway.... Nice beach scenes...

A decent flat walk in the spring sunshine and a windmill.

Morning! The sun is shining and I think I might be on the up. Even had some sleep!! Tea?

Right. Let's have a crack at going to bed. I wont say sleeping.

My (future) son in law (probably) has got us into The Pitt whilst we've been away on holiday.... if you need something new to get into on the telly box.

Grumpy.

There's a feature on GMB this morning about a woman who fell in her wheelie bin whilst cleaning it and broke her shoulder. Cleaned her wheelie bin????

Morning! Still coughing up chunks. Silly bugger, why didn't I do this in work's time? Tea?

12.15. No sleep just coughing. Pissed off.

I didn't have a chest infection on my Easter Break Bingo card. But here we are. 💊 💊

Quite the claim

The family dynamic is working well..a lovely walk along the coastal path and some pints in the pub.

BBC breakfast are absolutely losing their shit over Carol Kirkwood leaving... and it's been going on for months!! 🌨🌦🌤❄️☔️🌞

Good morning! Just come across something called pre-poo powder. The world's gone mad. Tea?

Sharing our family's love of John Shuttleworth with our new family member. ❤️

Who doesnt love a steam train???

Update: he is adorable. 🤗

That vile cold last week has left me with a #chestikov

Morning! Today is a big day, as we get to meet the new boyfriend. I am cooking an extraordinary amount of sausages for his arrival. #feeder Tea?

Guess where?

Morning! The sun is shining and it's holiday time!! Tea?

I could definitely deliver a lamb.

"Jambalaya" Sung to Bamboléo by The Gipsy Kings

Also. Where's the fucking Frisbee?

32 little chairs, surplus to requirement at school, were collected by a lovely Grenadier Guard today. He is shipping them back to a school in The Gambia. A lovely new lease of life for something that otherwise would have gone to the tip.

School's out!!

Morning! Last day of term!! Tea? Champagne?

Morning! The wind has calmed, the sun is out. Let's do this!! (Blows nose) Tea?

A bit of swearing would liven up this fucking costume drama.

Just watching some bees have a bit of sex. 🐝 🐝

Why don't vets ever tell you what you "need" to do and not what you "could" do?

Orzo... just make an extra sloppy sauce and chuck it in for the last ten mins?

Between the hail storms and rain showers, I've taken my germ riddled self* out for a walk with the hairies. *Baggy eyes courtesy of the common cold.

Tissues from little packets are far nicer than ones from a box. #opinion #nopileonrequired

Morning! The cold is entrenched. The snot is thick and the lungs are squeaking. Tea? (I'll wash my hands)

Today just keeps on giving.

Morning. Who wants to make the tea? Feels like I'm swallowing razor blades this morning. Pretty please?

The aurora last night from our house.

Enjoying the news about an escaped Capybara called Samba from Marwell Zoo. Run/swim for it, little lady!!

Anyone want a slice of cake?

"I know you were frustrated, but it's not okay to hit someone with a tennis racquet"