"Oh, hello! Finally, you're awake. After all, it is breakfast time, please and thank you" 🗯️🦊 Today's fearless and very cheeky little fox for #FoxOfTheDay (@chrisgpackham.bsky.social)

This is why I'm still on this www site

Guess which heartthrob has caught a cold in the middle of a heatwave

In 100 years, you'll have been dead for ages and only some nerd doing ancestry dot com will notice you were ever alive let alone have the faintest idea who you were, so many many things don't matter 👍

When's the next world cup anyone know

Your boyfriend has just been telling me how smug he is that his plastic grass is still a vibrant green 11 days into Heatwave 3

Guys if anyone has lost a mouse, Pip has found it

Guys if anyone has lost a mouse, Pip has found it

This is nice, considering it's just sprouted birdseed

You've got to respect it

A few more days to go, but feels like the hottest stuff is behind us. Need some crap weather asap right

Y'know, if I had the opportunity, I'd meet Trump. Just think it'd be interesting and a good anecdote. I don't think that fact weighs the scales against me all of a sudden

I was caught watching The Rest Is Football on Netflix, and my other half accused me of only watching to see Maya Jama. It felt too complicated to explain it was actually due to my burgeoning obsession with Dominic Sandbrook, so I just said yes

I was one of the two people at a Basingstoke screening of Guest House Paradiso in 1999 (not exactly low profile on "it's Rik Mayall's birthday" bluesky but y'know)

We've almost made it to sun down

Eating an Aldi spiral bar for electrolytes

Everybody online right now.

Anyone else's satellite dish baking in this sun and going on the blink, or is that just another classic me thing?

Editor: You get those photos of new signing Harry Wilson? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin weirdly photoshopped with a single massive tattooed popeye forearm and a football that isn't even round just like you asked. Editor: what

Same here my furry friend, same here

Love when the title of a book gets a mention within the story, such a thrill. Bonus points if it's on the final page

Dozens of gulls above the house can only mean flying ant day is here

Eggplant, zucchini, cilantro, arugula, Jell-O, shrimp, scallion. Oregano with the stress on the second syllable, can you hear me? Oregano with the stress on the second syllable... your boys took a hell of a beating!

Giving a new saucepan its debut this evening, if you're sat there wondering about me

This morning we watched Jenny Wren removing her babies' poo sacs

Good news guys, found the source of that sorta dead mouse smell 👍

Thou Shall Not Mpasi #morelike

Good morning from the cold frame

Out crazy early this morning, sun wasn't even fully up. There was a hint of mist in the valley as the temperature finally dipped overnight

He doesn't want to come in just yet

this is like the time everyone at work was told to dress down in anticipation of anticapitalist protests on Canary Wharf and I was told to to smarten up to avoid being arrested

Anyone know if people slept okay last night? Trying to find out

"Cowabunga!"

What's wrong babe? You've barely worn your Wagner Group t-shirt *charity shop, Shropshire, June 2026

Not going to be available much this evening I’m afraid. I’ve got A LOT of emergency podcasts to get through

CHRIST GET THE NEWS ONNN HERE WE GOOOOOOOooooo

Trying to find out what the weather's going to be like this week. Anyone know ?

Anyway, I'd best be off too x

It's Cockchafer night. I love these crazy little dudes sm

I'm back in that pub in the middle of nowhere and thirty years in the past

My friend bebé Swallow wishes you a good evening

Because I have children I am in the cinema watching The Mandalorian and Grogu, so I just want to remind everyone to use birth control xx

Left a downstairs window wide open all night like an absolute bad boy for life

Morning dweebs. Up and out early to give the garden a bit of a tidy

I went from getting Ryan Phillippe in my mid twenties to Fabio Capello by my mid thirties. It's been a deeply humbling ageing experience

Got thinking about a thing that happened with one of my partner's friends. It was those early weeks of Covid proper: lockdown was being delayed & delayed, but the writing was on the wall. Everyone's minds were blown that Tom Hanks - someone we'd actually heard of - had caught it. It was really real.

Just been out throwing snails over next door's fence 👍

Today we found a busy bee’s nest in a big old tree