My stomach is in so much pain that its making me feel sick. I'm attached to a hot water bottle on the sofa - what a boring, miserable day 😢

Love getting up super early on my day off 🫤

The Long Walk is so far my favourite film of this year. I'm itching for my pre ordered 4K Blu-Ray 😍

A weekend of non-stop wins. Unreal!

F1 in bed after a boiling hot bubble bath. A nice way to end a Sunday 🥰

Been at work since 5am and this random fucker will not stop talking. Rabbiting on about nonsense - i can hear him over my headphones 🥱🤡

In the spirit of me keeping busy so I have zero thinking time ill be working 13 hours a day from tomorrow until Thursday. 65 hours in five days. It seemed like a good idea at the time, slightly regretting it now 😵‍💫

Yeahhhhhh! Utter chaos! Wtf did i just watch 😂😂😂😂

Let's gooooooooooo Max!

Ran to the nail shop, got my nails done, did some bits in town and ran back. So this is technically two runs that i just paused for an hour and a half. Keeping busy, busy, busy.

🥳 🎉 YEAAAHHHHhHHhHh!!!!!

I got some cherry cola spiced rum for my birthday and if you drink it with diet coke it tastes just like cherry coke. No booze detected, its lethal - I'm off my tits already 🤣

I swear F1 has more drama than every season of Real Housewives.

"So what are your plans this weekend?"

The extent of my football commentary "hes a bit fit, isn't he?" (Talking to my cat, who's asleep)

Today is one of those days where im going to have to drag myself kicking and screaming to the gym. Proper can't be arsed today - just want to drink tea in bed and ignore the world 🥱

I want to buy a horse. I could buy a horse? Why don't I have a horse? Maybe i should buy a horse.

Apparently, another toxic trait of mine is not being able to book a direct train from London to Manchester or Manchester to London. Why the FUCKKKKK am i in Stoke on Trent?! First Crewe, now this!!!

Convinced that if a heaven does exist that Euston Station would be purgatory. It's the most miserable place in the whole of London 😂

Cuddled up on the sofa with a cup of tea, cats fucked off under the bed ignoring me - time to catch up with The Traitors 🥰

Just spent 45 mins dead-eyed on the stairmaster. That's me done for the day.

Brilliant 🙄

It's so boring being good, isn't it? I've had a Terry's chocolate orange in the flat for over a week, and I haven't touched it. I'm avoiding making eye contact with it - if I go near it, it's gunna to get demolished 🤣

Going to have a boiling hot bubble bath, cook a nice dinner, get in bed early & watch a documentary about murders. 🔪 💙

Went on a cute little walk and got a dr pepper zero on the way home. I haven't had one for over a week, I was getting withdrawls 🤣

Gym done for the day - it wasn't too busy in there either. A miracle! 🥰

I fell asleep and woke up because I had a dream about two headed bugs being in my bed, and now im awake and paranoid that two-headed bugs are going to eat me. I just want to sleep 😤

Stabbing my Chicken salad to death while wanting a sneaky mcdonalds. Stab, Stabby, stab 😫

Decided to watch Isle of Dogs, which basically means i'm going to cry soon.

I'm so sleepy, sleepy, sleepy, sleepy 😴

When Deftones - Beware hits the shuffle

Up for a run in the dumbest, most sleepiest hours of the morning 🥰

I know I shouldn't really be going for walks when it's dark outside, but i love it too much to stop doing it completely 🥴

Spent half the day dreading something that lasted 20 mins, and it wasn't even that bad. There's a lesson in there somewhere that im sure I'll ignore.

It's not the best run at all, but it's doneeeeee ✅️Also, why is it roasting? I'm still sweating after my shower. It's October, ffs! 😡 #run

I wasn't consistent with any runs or gym last week (it was my birthday week) and I felt absolutely MINGING for it. Happy to get back into a proper routine today. 🥰

Lit all my candles & watching IT (2017) 🤡

It's tiiiiiimmmmmeee, Let's goooooooo Max!

Ice skating is one of those things where the more I do it, the worse I get. I love it so much for something I seem to be getting progressively worse at. I haven't had a clean skate for months 🤣

I understand how ridiculous i look carrying my Stanley cup about, but im drinking about 3 litres of water a day now, so who gives a shit. They look stupid, but who cares. I filled it up last night, and the ice is still in there! ICED WATER GET INSIDE ME NOW! YUMMMM

I'm such a homebody its a joke. Sat at home, eating too many snacks, drinking procrcco, wearing an oversized tracksuit & watching trash tv. Solid Saturday night.

Hearing a storm whistle past the window while you're tucked up in bed is one of the best feelings.

I honestly can't wait for this!!!

Had a massive hot bath and made myself a big bowl of pasta. For the first time in ages, I've had dinner without boring protein in it. Pasta, i love youuuuuu, if i could eat you every day i would. 🖤

In one of those moods where i feel like i have wasted my entire life. Hehe

Not my brother trying for years to get me into F1 and all it took was to see Max Verstappen losing his absolute shit in a 30 second tiktok to complete the task.

Im really annoyed with myself. I woke up an hour late because I had a few glasses of procecco last night, so I overslept and missed the pink sunrise 😡 so I had to run with a normal sky. Very cross. Still, another run in the bag.

Barista wrote "positivity" on my coffee cup lid. Im actually in a good mood, for once! I'm never beating those resting bitch face allegations 😫

8km run - doneeeee. Walked the last km beacuse I thought I was going to die. Nearly dumped my weighted vest in the bin on the way back. Super pleased I didn't.