Me every week.

Was supposed to have a lie in this morning beacuse its my day off but ive been up since 4am. 🙄🔫

Pretty fucking peeved that i didnt win the lottery again 🙄 Can't believe i'm expected to work for a living like some sort of exhausted normie.

The first Super Moon of the year - taken this morning on my Samsung. How cute 🥰

Me right now.

Day One of no vape again. Want to tear my own skin off and maybe yours (hehe)

First 5k of 2026 (take two) down.

Completley misjudged the sunrise time and had to turn back on my run because it was too dark and i got freaked out 😂 hope you all had a lovely new year! 🥰

2025 kicked the living shit out of me. What a weird year.

Was so exhausted when I got home last night that I fell asleep in my work clothes and didnt even take my make up off. Gross.

Two days off after 9pm. Get me the fuck out of this office 🥱😤

*whispers* Can I be a bitch for a second? Some of you are way too pretty to be lowering yourself by answering those NGL questions.

It's that time of year where you go for a run and never warm up. Straight up breathing ice into your lungs. 🥶

Probably shouldn't be pouring a massive dirty martini right after I knock off work but I give so little fucks at the moment that I cant be arsed to feel bad about it. 🤷‍♀️

First run back, wasnt too bad. I felt quite creaky which is to be expected i guess. Had a really nice shower with all my new shower gels. Gunna watch some trash TV before work 😒

I want to get a cute, silly little strawberry tattoo in the new year. 🍓🥰

One way to shut everyone up (including myself) make another giant roast dinner 🤗 i'm sipping champagne and going to watch a film. I feel a bit pissed (hehe)💃 Considering how insanely shit this year has been, my Christmas has been lovely.

Got a spot brewing right on the end of my nose. I swear I sniff booze now and I break out 😭

I love my family loads but im so overstimulated atm. I'm not cut out for being surrounded by loads of people all the time AT all. Can't wait to get home and be quiet.

*whispers* I prefer Boxing Day over Christmas day beacuse I get to gossip with all my cousins and there's always more pickles on Boxing Day hehe.

I hope you've all had a wonderful Christmas 💖

The end of Home Alone always gets me teary.

Nearly didnt pick these up beacuse of the added caramel & I hate when shops tamper with a good thing for no reason but i just ate three of these in a row. Probably the best i had so far this year. 5 pies awarded. 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧 🥧

He is making it known that he is displeased with me.

Spent a few hours in the gym beacuse there were only five people were in there. I wish it was that quiet all the time. Most of the time I just leave if there's too many people in there.

I cant wait to get home and cuddle my cat.

Really wish I could fast forward the next three days.

Calling someone an ingrate is so underrated.

Three coffees, no breakfast

A very well timed delivery that I completely forgot I pre-ordered.

No work tomorrow, drinking tea in bed and watching Suspiria. (I'll probably go to hell for saying i prefer the remake but oh well)

Went gym, had a long walk. I'm going to sort my wardrobe out and have a very long hot bubble bath.

Seen as im avoiding booze like the plague at the moment i bought some Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie ice cream on the way home - I'm going to get in bed and watch Nightcrawler.

Going to go to my mums for a hug & eat all her food 🐖

Planned a longish run for tomorrow morning, bet you £50 I snooze my alarm.

I dont have to be up for work until 8 today. So naturally little Fred has decided to wake me up at 4:30am purring on me for no reason. He's lucky he is very cute and fluffy 😒

All day today "You look tired" Yep.

I really cant wait to go home and get into bed and be quiet and ugly with my cat

When a family member dies and all everyone is worried about is how you show up for them and if you're going to their pathetic fucking Christmas party. I won't. Bye.

Laps around the station car park again beacuse i havent met my run goal for the week and its the only place that's well lit around me 🙃

Landos mum is so cute omg 😭

My brother is on hospital duty at the moment...he just called me and said "cry about it" and hung up. Another Max hater.

Ahhhhh, Lando - after all this, dont make me like you! 🥹

Lando's girlfriend is unreal. Fair play.

This is too much 💀

Yuki could do a madness, will he though? Probably not.

Finally left the flat, went for a walk, bought some prosecco incase a miracle happens. Praying for another McLaren disaster 🙏

Probably had the shittest week of 2025 so far, which is quite impressive considering how ass this year has been. But hey, at least Max starts on pole tomorrow

Came home after a 12 hour shift and a really pathetic gym session to find my birthday dress has been shoved through my letter box, two months and two days late. Pointless.

What a supid, stupid, stupid day.