Ice cold full fat coke.

Can't be arsed with work in the morning, write me a note.

Bed then.

Do owls like white bread?

When I get home shall we sit in the woods for a bit, listen for the owl?

Relationship status: Currently sat at a bus stop eating a dry Warburton's crust.

Cider lolly with a scoop of ice cream on the end.

Today was always going to be a two nap kinda day.

Dinner?

Warm walk. Highlight was seeing a Kingfisher flying across the fields! Also a Yellowhammer, unusually, on the canal towpath catching butterflies. All 7 Ravens, Sedge, Cetti's, Reed Warblers, Reed Bunting, Treecreeper. Song & Mistle Thrushes, Blackcap, Swallows, House Martins etc! #ukbirding

I'm off for a shower I seem to have acquired an aroma of warm effluent.

10° cooler today, it's pleasant.

Flatbread stuffed with halloumi salad. 😍

What's for lunch?

I really should be doing more than refreshing the Zoopla page over and over.

Best breakfast cereal?

Been up since 4 tired now might have nap number #1

Ham butty, hard boiled egg.

Cup of tea, off down the river.

Morning from Marbury. It’s an amazingly beautiful morning. Feels almost magical. I so appreciate having this to wake up to! Wish everyone a magical day 😊 I have just seen a Tawny owl so mine is doubly magical!

Tony the Tawny Owl. #BirdOfTheDay #T #ECK #ukbirds

The little red fox that made his way to New York this year on a ship from England — and wound up at the Bronx Zoo — needed treatment for a serious infection. On Friday, after about three months of treatment, officials declared him fully healthy.

The local tawny owl woke me last night he was so loud, probably the closest he's been but still couldn't make him out in the darkness.

On the grounds that there’s no bad time to share this video of a squirrel having a jolly good go, here’s this video of a squirrel having a jolly good go

Good morning, feeling a little fresher this morning. Have a wonderful Wed nes day.

I don't need an edit button as long as I've the "I knew what I meant" voice in my head.

I fell asleep here last night it was only the scream of a fox that woke me. 🦊

Just watching the bats.

I must admit, I'm ready for my bed.

Too hot for 'food' food.

Corn chips and dip.

That breeze is welcome.

Spot the snap dragon bee.

IT'S GOT FUCKING HUMAN EYES.

"You boy, fetch treats"

Sat here in my undies.

Just reading they're predicting a 40° summer in the UK this year.

Anyone in Sheffield enjoying your storm?

No rain for days I'm easily ignited I think too much Don't get me started Pour me more tequila Raise the flames to fever..... 🕺 youtu.be/j9x-eSNKbbM?...

Right, been in a telephone queue for best part of an hour for a 2 minute call to book an emergency housing appointment in 3 weeks time 🙄 probably only to be told I'm entitled to no help like last time. Here's hoping. God loves a trier. 🙏

Could do with a good downpour, clear the air. 😂

What's up?

I'm filling the bath with ice water.

Marmite on toast.

Going to be flogging my possessions on eBay as I scratch around for the deposit on a new place.

Was up mega early, dozed off in the chair like an old fart. Frothy coffee?

I'm up for sunrise. Morning you lot.