No milk. 🤷‍♂️

Hello, tech support? The engineers you sent are making everything worse.

Everything done with a Waterboys backdrop today. link.deezer.com/s/32216xchHk...

Up with the larks.

GOODNIGHT.

There's a Depp vs. Heard vibe to the TL over the last few days we're never all going to get on and no one is better than the next. Make your peace or make your bed. It's social media for fuck sake, I drive a Ferrari have a 16 inch cock and can breath through my ears. Also see: maybe not true 🕊️

New Year's eve tomorrow, full day of cleaning then bath, shave and good clobber...... Something nice in the oven to fill the belly. Tradition innit. Does anyone need a 'first footer'? #GoodLuck 🍀

Anyone got any turkey left?

God Damn It, Bluesky logs me out regularly when I get back in I'm on the bloody 'discover' feed.... I reply to age old posts. Sorry for this, just another reason to dislike me.

How we doing? Might do one of them NGL things, see who of you fucking hate me.

Cat crater. 😻

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Good evening, spent the day in bed.

Proper weather at Sandsend this morning. Loved those big breakers rolling in.

Working on the moobs.... I joined a gym once I just never accompanied my joining fee.

Serves 4 - Challenge accepted.

Cornish pasty, breakfast item right?

Guess who I bumped into in Specsavers yesterday? Everyone. 🙄

Today's shirt of choice. "Deep in the castle and back from the wars......" 🎶

*whispers* Can I be a bitch for a second? Some of you are way too pretty to be lowering yourself by answering those NGL questions.

Good morning I sincerely hope you all have a wonderful day today whatever you're up to. I myself am lounging about and loving every goddamn minute of it.

Middlesbrough, 2021, painting by Julie Foster Walker.

Tea and toast.

Sleep pattern is bollocksed. 🤷‍♂️

So I thought I would share some of my personal favourite images from 2025, I hope you enjoy them

Sick of eating, sick of drinking. Just lay on the bed with my head off the edge watching the portable upside down. #GROWUP

Immigrants.

21:21

You'll be pleased to hear, no trouser accidents on the way home. Nap.

Bag of donuts from the all night* Spar and bus home then. *Not late I know.

Top of the Pops (29th December 1983). The Belle Stars perform Sign of the Times.

There's a geezer in here with a turtle-neck on, I feel massively underdressed.

Pube crawl? One for @jenbren.bsky.social

WHEN DID THEY CLOSE DRY BAR!

Large vodka, tenner! I know I've not been out for a bit but fuck me!

Keep the noise down.... One for the road.

I started something...... Typical me!

Pubs with a tiled welcome.

3 pints in, this is going to get messy..... When I say messy, I mean I'll probably piss myself on the bus on the way home. 🤷‍♂️

Life in a Northern town....

Not much of a beer garden, but if you can guess where I am I'll get 'em in.

We do things differently......

Tramazi Parti.....

Got my big coat on not really dressed for it, but I fancy getting 'on it'.... #outout

New Order on the jukebox. 🐠🚕⚠️ ⬛🟨⬛

Random old stuff

@show-me-magic.bsky.social In passing, thought of you.