Meanwhile, news report just now on ITV that Virginmedia have been fined £28m by OFCOM for obstructing customers who attempted to cancel.

Got a new Virginmedia hub and, therefore, no internet 🤨

Good news, a bumper crop of reprints are arriving tomorrow… New copies of A Peculiar Effect on the BBC, Penda's Fen, Biddy Baxter, Script Doctor and The Quatermass Experiment. Phew! Order now from tenacrebooks.co.uk

How strong is that fan?!?

Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with

INSTANTIATE MY DATA VUVUZELA

Not so much sinister as false advertising.

i love how every facet of the Entertainment Industry is a massive money printing machine and across its every tendril the people who actually make that money wind up broke and unemployed

old, still perfect:

Truman Brewery site being turned into a data centre employing approximately three people is something a dystopian novelist would pause at. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

TOBLERONES AOTS

I've been watching Black Narcissus and... I'm quite surprised, and impressed, that I found a moment from an almost eighty year old film quite so unsettling. She just throws open the door and - those eyes! Fucking hell!

Me, repeatedly flushing the bog

Typo

40

Is Flavor Flav’s clock a nod to his gang affiliation or is that clue a bit too crip tick?

Sad news. It's high time a new complete boxed set of Juliet Bravo was released, but I guess that's a vanishingly remote prospect without Network on the scene. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Just got a delivery.

Hydration break

What a bag of total shit.... 🎶 (Me, singing along to the EastEnders theme)

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

FIFA have confirmed Balogun’s suspension has been lifted and he *will* be allowed to stand in the Clacton by election

Farage: EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME - I'M HAVING A POPULARITY CONTEST All the other parties, even the other fash ones: No Some fella who dresses like a bin: K

"You spend too much money on your dogs." Me: They're being paid a competitive salary commensurate with the joy they bring.

RULE THAT ONE OUT, YOU CUNTS

Morocco v Egypt final with prayer breaks - the yanks would implode.

BOOOOOOOOOO.....

I say!

Hahahahahahaha stupid pricks with their fucking nonce glasses. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

my gym workout coincides recently with the time when "Homes Under the Hammer" is on the TVs in there. Anyway I'm a radical marxist now.

To be fair, up until today Farage always thought his constituency was in Kent somewhere. He heard people say it to him everywhere he went.

I was hoping he was resigning to spend more time at the bottom of a well, somewhere in the middle of Patagonia

Tomorrow’s World is 61 years old today, so it’s the perfect opportunity to show one of the most terrifying book covers of all time.

As today is the anniversary of the Battle of Naseby there will be lots of posts about the military action that took place. Most posters will be unaware of the aftermath - the Farndon Massacre www.keepyourpowderdry.co.uk/2024/05/the-...

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

Lmao Belgium team trolling Trump with his stupid dance 👏🇧🇪👏🤣👏🇧🇪👏 Congratulations BTW 😎

You'll be glad to know that the famous Singing Bins of Stansted were on fine form this morning, here performing their excellent version of The Chords' 'Sh-Boom'

Morning!

Up the fucking lads. #USABEL #WorldCup #WorldCup2026

Every lifelong football fan I've ever met is like "I think players are supposed to serve their suspension" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states handballs are mandatory."

Up the Belgians!

Tir Na Nog!