And the England cricket team - who did NOT get whitewashed

I have a slightly better photo of this lol > open photos > search for forgiveness > cry > click the fart one

Can't sleep. I'd tiptoe* downstairs and watch the cricket but it's on fucking TNT Sports 🙄 *Mrs CF has work tomorrow

This screenshot of Elite is 23 kilobytes. The entire game was 22 kilobytes.

A rising tide floods all homes...wait ... that's not it 🤔

@lukesteuber.com needs to see this

"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel" "sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

Foreign medics shunning NHS because of anti-migrant rhetoric, says top doctor

Hopefully this will deter the cetacean drink driving problem.

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What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: "I need your clothes, your boots and your avatar"

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Well, it’s the day after Wallace and Gromit rode again – and it’s the 31st anniversary of the first appearance of the greatest sound effect in the history of the motion picture, so here’s the story of how (I found out how) they made it...

US Marine Corps or Royal Marines?

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.

The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word? "fly, you fucks!"

Dreamt I was running barefoot through woods. Does this mean I'm an American Werewolf in London?

Honestly im shocked Well Not that shocked

The Stranglers popped round…..

Showaddywaddy reproduce by binary fission #totp

Went to bed aching and coughing and woken up to Jive Bunny? FFS #totp

The complete Bayeux Tapestry has finally been released and proves that Bishop Odo had absolutely nothing to do with the illegal Norman invasion of England.

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Any artists out there got an available (non AI) picture of what could be a bioengineered seal/aquatic human?

guest dogs have opened their presents

The King's Christmas speech... He's just showing off what presents he got (Raleigh Grifter and a load of Star Wars action figures)

Tesla doesn't recongise Trade Unions. Apple doesn't recognise unions. Amazon is anti-union. McDonald's is anti-union. Starbucks is anti-union. Google is anti-union. Walmart is anti-union. The big corporations are not on your side.

It’s really important, I think, at this time of year to remember the true meaning of Christmas. To put aside petty squabbles, and come together to see that really, underneath everything, that THE OAK FURNITURELAND SALE STARTS FROM 9AM TOMORROW, THIS DINING TABLE & CHAIRS, NOW JUST £899. THIS SIDEBOA

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Joyeux Noël

Guess who's finally got the winter grot-cold that's been going round? 🙄

i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry merry christmas xx

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Merry Christmas to you all (especially the weirdos) 🎄🍾

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Tiny Tim R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

I hope you all get a lot of tongue this Christmas, too.

Had a dream I was writing a script for an animated police procedural, except it was Anubis as a coroner-priest solving crimes in ancient Egypt. Anyway, call me, Hollywood, we’ll talk.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS 🎄

This thread has been saved from the wastes of Twitter! Go on; have a read, it’s a lovely Christmas Eve tale.