Matthew Smith
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Queen of pig torture.
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Kasey Gifford
about 12 hours ago
Genndy Tartakovsky shared test footage from his film ‘The Black Knight’. It follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor. Sony isn't sure there's an audience for the film and haven’t greenlit it yet. After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!
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As they are violent white territorial brutes who shit everywhere and ruin the day of anyone they come into contact with, I can see why this would hit a little close to home for Reform supporters.
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I think this line of attack overestimates the fondness the British public hold for swans.
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Rebecca R Helm
3 days ago
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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Rachel Ordway ➡️ HFIL
2 days ago
A pair of
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s during and after Terrificon, the stars of Chicken Run dressed as the stars of Enchanted! Ginger was inked with my usual selection of convention marker pens, but I tried inking Rocky with a G nib and had a lot of fun! Commission info:
rachelordway.com/commissions/
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Jake Cole
3 days ago
Bugs Bunny fucked with Marvin the Martian in each of these at least once
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My podcast player regularly sends me recommendations that in no way resemble anything I actually follow. I think I might be a little late to the party on this one.
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Started a Gouache study sketchbook.
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Chris Washington
9 days ago
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.
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Important thread on the current political moment.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭
6 months ago
I’m an empath, which means the cruel, biting personal attacks I launch at retail employees, friends, fellow motorists, neighbors, customer service professionals and my own (bitch) mother actually hurt me way way more than they hurt anyone else
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Moby Dick
9 days ago
cajoling me into the delusion that it was a choice resulting from my own unbiased freewill and discriminating judgment
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Announcing my new think tank
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10 days ago
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Evlyn Moreau
10 days ago
Been such a long time since I woke up to something sweet and nice in my home feed. So I drew a some
@chiitan.love
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10 days ago
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Would it be more or less funny if Trump died while he was over here?
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Nothings Monstered
11 days ago
Circa 1960
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Doing a big stretch to elicit the admiration of friend and stranger alike.
11 days ago
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Doing a big stretch to elicit the admiration of friend and stranger alike.
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11 days ago
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Just reading about Phantasm tie-in :
www.phantasm.com/the-books-of...
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THE BOOKS OF PHANTASM — PHANTASM.com
https://www.phantasm.com/the-books-of-phantasm
14 days ago
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My review of Phantasm II on Letterboxd
boxd.it/b3KIDN
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A review of Phantasm II (1988)
Takes a fair while to achieve the proper Phantasm vibe but when it gets there it's well worth it.
https://boxd.it/b3KIDN
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The great joy of the Worcester Music Fest is that you can just wander into a Doom Metal gig after work.
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Holly Anderson 🍇
15 days ago
update: male loneliness epidemic solved
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Frozen pizzas have improved immeasurably.
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Aftermath
15 days ago
OK, but you do know you're eulogizing Charlie Kirk, right?
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Bert Puttocks
10 months ago
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys] 🎵Wouldn't it be nice 🎵To eat a Minion 🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god 🎵And wouldn't it be nice 🎵Though quite forbidden 🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
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Zach Rabiroff
17 days ago
The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby
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"I'm the Zodiac killer."
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18 days ago
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Richard Wells
19 days ago
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Look at this weird baby.
20 days ago
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Dates in Movies
21 days ago
Sep 6th 1967 - Casting begins for the role of Hitler, in the Bialystock & Bloom production of "Springtime for Hitler". 📽️📅 The Producers (1968)
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Teddy's been watching Disney's Robin Hood a lot recently and I've discovered that I have all the musical cues memorised.
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Maple Moose
22 days ago
*Incredulous voice* "...is it Warhammer...?"
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🌸😺THAT pink cat😺🌸
22 days ago
Forget the "trans" part of the victim's identity for a second. Focus solely on the actions commmited by Graham Linehan. A middle-aged man STALKED a teenager, took videos of her without consent, called her slurs, baselessly accused her of being a sex offender, THEN PHYSICALLY ASSSAULTED HER.
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🎵 Feed the bourds Dollar a bourd 🎵
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24 days ago
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Got a new pinbadge.
25 days ago
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full slack
about 1 year ago
it should be legally required to build fireplaces like this
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Philip Purser-Hallard
25 days ago
Oh look, the former Director of Public Prosecutions explaining that inciting violence against a minority isn't a serious crime.
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Guy Pradel
25 days ago
New product on my shop, The Longest Cat. This is a set of four stamps to create cute mutant cats.
guypradel.fr/produit/the-...
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More boobies!
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26 days ago
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David Wynne
26 days ago
You know when you get a new manager at work, and it’s immediately obvious they have no experience of, understanding of or interest in the field they’re in, just a head full of absurdly unworkable Management Theory and a craven willingness to do anything to maintain their management status?
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This man really looks like his name is Engelbert Humperdinck.
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26 days ago
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I did a piece for this, which SHOULD BE INCENTIVE ENOUGH.
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26 days ago
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Philip Purser-Hallard
27 days ago
Pedantry is knowing that actually, Frankenstein dropped out of university and never got his doctorate.
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
27 days ago
Me (Jenny) and Phil Casnoff (Macheath) in The Pimp’s Ballad tango.
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