It's not illegal to use the right toilets and no one should adhere to Mary-Ann Stephenson's headmistressly call to "follow rules" that serve no good purpose, breach the UK's human rights obligations, will be bad for all women, and debase trans dignity. Make her appoint her sodding toilet police.

Pokemon theme but replace "Pokemon" with "puppy girls"

My prescribed pain meds are doing their best but the only alternative here is abusing them and then running out early and I don't think that is a good idea

Pre sex prep includes getting towels, lube and finding an inhaler

Breathing without permission?

Brain & Body fag tbh

Fact-check: true

The juxtaposition between being so full of joy but also so miserable because of pain

She's watched 3 Christmas movies with me tonight 🥺🥰

I'm so loved up, full of joy & warmth 🥰

(Terminator voice) Cum with me if you want to live

Bitching about her age and looks when she's one of the most beautiful women on the fucking planet?? Why are men?

She's basically my Liz Hurley

with Cortana JOI

dawg they put the christmas tree in jail. this is like a metaphor for 2025

She lost her balance earlier and I caught her into a twirl. The kiss was the cherry on top

Bluesky on teletext

Guys that fall in love with their LLMs should be casually referred to as cybermen, which must quickly be turned into a slur

I feel fucking terrible 😞

hmmmmm idk about this verification method Discord is offering

Okay? It still doesn't make him any less of a weapons grade cunt tho does it?

Here he is taking the photo.

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Kids have it so easy nowadays. When I was young, I had to walk through 9ft of shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Nada mais é sagrado nesse planeta, quem tem coragem de chamar essa mulher de “feia”?

Shaming women for aging is so stupid too. Like sorry I didn't die? Sorry I didn't die when I was close enough to childhood you still found me fuckable??

with Cortana JOI

Bitching about her age and looks when she's one of the most beautiful women on the fucking planet?? Why are men?

Good

£22/35 🥺

When you think of it, extremism is gender-critical and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper monarchist movement should seek to abolish it.

Britains standing armed forces (trained & untrained)? ~170k Amount of personnel Britain could deploy long-term? ~10k (~20k for planned Nato exercises, or ~74k at full deployment). 10-20k fully equipped personnel. Britain's armed forces, although well equipped, have no real ability to 'go to war'

Jayneway would have made a better Master Chief

Children should be taught how our species ravages our climate I'm glad kids are learning their education's sponsored by AI lobbyists, not ones who waste energy/water to steal and lie, no this is a special AI firm who respect the environment only slightly less than they respect intellectual property!

Kitty bump!

The level of self awareness in the Labour party is beyond embarrassing

If at first you don’t succeed, lay down and let the forest absorb you.

Pocahontas / Dances with Wolves 3 out soon 🙄

straighten that fucking back, loser

[making porn] ok guys now let's do a silly one

only in Britain will you be cussed out for being able to speak more than one language lol

Beltalowoda

The royal rapist was allowed onto the set of a show where the majority of the cast are children. The queen of "protecting women and girls" is the executive producer. You won't see any of the "protecting women and girls" columnists columnists challenging that, tho.

Kitty bump!

quote with your favorite ass shot

Happy Friday

Heya, I know I've asked a lot lately and I hate needing to do it, but we got slammed by DWP error & bills - I'm waiting for this week's carers allowance (which didn't come through on Monday). Could we get a little help getting cat supplies (litter etc) and some ketchup pls? Paypal.me/ogsophiegee

I need a fucking good cry, I have for months but I've been so detached from myself that I'm just kinda lost and numb now 🫤