Order 66 and the massacre of the jedi temple

We're never going to get over the Roman empire are we

guy in the Andromeda galaxy two and a half million years in the future looking at present day Earth through his telescope: what the fuxk

Little girl in Walthamstow: Elephants would get sick if they ate umbrellas, wouldn't they? Her mum: Definitely.

"You actually have to talk to me. It's the rules"

If I have another year in a row where there are more personal victories than defeats in my life, I think the escape will go okay. I hope.

If you are worried this is too big an executive function barrier you can go to a pharmacy and they will probably just jab you. That is what I did. I'm not saying it's necessarily the right way to do this, that is just how much I am not fucking around with the measles

literally every professional and hobby writer I know will tell you they have a million and one ideas and never enough time to write them. these weaselly talentless hacks are saying that their brains are full of mush. thirteen year olds with wattpad accounts are worth a hundred of those guys.

Abolish debt.

Just daydreamed a recipe for chilli cheese bites with iberico ham and saffron and now I want to die

Yes and As someone with many doctors in my family, I would love to see a doctor who doesn’t believe themselves to be smugly superior to people who aren’t doctors, who doesn’t stop learning after their residency, and who doesn’t feel entitled to avoiding facing consequences

The truth is decades of corrupt centrist negligence in democracies around the world allowed basically all of this to happen.

I'd quite happily say that Nigel Farage is racist on TV. Refusal to say something like this should be extremely alarming for the few people who don't already have serious issues with the labour party.

I would love to see a doctor who thrived rather than coasted through medical school.

And apparently going to the bathroom at a restaurant is not a “normal social situation” but something the law should interfere with ey

holocaust denial is a protected belief in Scotland now

a world economy so good we just stop making computers to keep it running

The story of this Labour government is attacking disabled people and pensioners, and promoting a far-right conspiracy theory about trans people. It's a story about racism, supporting the dismemberment of children, and calling apartheid "progressive". It's a story of grovelling to a rapist.

I don't often comment on these on open social media because I don't want to contribute to informational chaos and misinformation amidst a bloody tragedy. But when the dust settles and the facts become clear... all that's left is grief and tears you can't see. And then, what is there to say?

These nice texturally divergent monoprint-drawings have just been added to my monoprint-drawings shop, which is quite fun and jolly and you could look at it. 👀 www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...

Shorter thread: Laura Kuenssberg is spreading misinformation and Mary-Ann Stephenson understands neither the law nor her role and can't bring herself to say trans people exist.

SBS isn't mincing words.

in my head this behaviour from bluesky has always been digital genocide. sounds dramatic but they are cutting off a source of food to people who are starving and visibility whilst history is being furiously rewritten

mahmoud & his family have a new baby & need help & bluesky keep deleting their accounts, making their lives harder. conditions in gaza are still extremely difficult please have a look 💔

Someone shoots up a Hanukkah party and it’s an incident at the beach

My SCA friends will get a kick out of this thread

Now, I ~was~ thinking something botanical across my left shoulder, but…

Getting knuckle tats that say "SUNK" and "COST"

Ah yes, invented at the University of Cambridge by Sir Henry Women

TRANS PERSON: *exists* LABOUR: won’t someone think of the children!!! STARVING KID: hi LABOUR: fuck off

Labour under Keir Starmer have continued the radical anti equality and anti rights agenda of the Johnson, Truss and Sunak Tory governments. On migration, on disability, on benefits and on trans rights, time and time again Labour have chosen the path of cruelty

My wife and I have a variant on this where we can give Pepita ham in order to summon a creature known as the Ham Demon

Robin Ince has never assaulted a child.

The boys surf the World Wide Web. The men? We navigate the

Also an apt description of some Bluesky users.

You will never convince me this isn't is a Douglas Adams character

INTERVIEWER: Any comment on the fascist guy saying and doing fascist things fascistly out in the open for several decades? LABOUR POLITICIAN: (panicking) I've never heard of Nigel Farage

That the top 1% of this country can afford to pay for 29% of its services is the real problem here.

The gall it takes for conservatives to spout “snowflake generation” etc about a generation of kids who still attend school every day knowing they could die in a hail of classroom gunfire and their fucked up country still wouldn’t give a shit. American students are braver than the marines.

I love how cats have a post raw beef eating status known to science as Beef Crazy

Fascinating that this policy which transphobes pushed as protecting 'women's spaces' will lead to fewer 'women's spaces' I'm in favour of gender neutral toilets, but this makes it clear that their purpose is policing a definition, entirely ideological

Find someone who loves you as much as Keith Moon loved explosives

Man our brains are not fit to take in and cope with these endless horrors, and shouldnt have to

Fun fact, this concept was added to my vocabulary because of @gailsimone.bsky.social talking about Catwoman in an interview.

Interesting to note that the trans hostile EHRCs and Labours line is pivoting hard from 'follow the law' (legal) to 'follow the rules' (social contract). Almost like they know segregation isnt allowed under the law.

*badly losing a sports match* honestly lads I think the real winner is the game of football

Spotted in a Mumbai restaurant: “London corner shop style samosas” and “Birmingham Balti”.

2 shooters have attacked a Chanukah event near Bondi Beach in Sydney. News Corp reports 1 dead, 1 receiving medical attention in custody. Multiple casualties have been reported; their identities and status seem to be unknown at the moment. www.news.com.au/national/nsw...

Expanding on this a bit because I'm feeling irritable this morning. I fully expect that if this goes through we will live in a world where the NHS will say: "Well, the waitlist for the gender identity clinic is twenty years, but we can get you on assisted dying inside six weeks."