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Billionaires should not exist. This is absolutely heinous.

Just read the news about Billy Vigar. That is unbelievably tragic. May he rest in peace. Nobody should ever go to the football and not come home, least of all a player. All of my thoughts are with his family and loved ones.

Let us never speak of that game again.

This is an absolutely terrible Tottenham performance. Doncaster good value for a late comeback and if they do score, you know what's coming.

Mathys Tel having a generational stinker tonight, my word. You almost want to look away but it's too compelling

Joined the Green Party tonight. We can do better than this. We have to.

I feel this often about Labour. Instead of debunking what are very clearly racist, borderline crackpot ideas, they open up to them and explore them. Stop! Just say it's racist!

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

Flag-shagging roundabout painter

Shut up?

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

He should say this outside Downing Street. He's craven even when he's getting it right. A truly hopeless politician

Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights featuring original songs by Charlie XCX. What's next? Wes Anderson's Watership Down with original songs by Coldplay? Fuck off.

This is how truth dies. Not in silence, but by it being called 'cringe idiocy' by a billionaire man-baby

"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

We're witnessing the most aggressive, fanatical crackdown on free speech in my lifetime. The speed and breadth of government censorship and private sector and nonprofit capitulation has been astonishing. As has the lack of urgency/silence from people who've long claimed to care about this stuff.

I don't understand exactly who or what it would hurt for him to be out the front of Downing Street saying "Tommy Robinson and his followers are wrong", or words to that effect. PMs have been out in front of Number 10 for stupider reasons than "a sudden surge in open racism".

You know what, BBC Sport, I'm alright, thanks.

Ghastly, sickening, and sadly, absolutely inevitable. The rhetoric has to stop because we're heading down such a dark path.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

We don’t all share the same internet. The personalised algorithm has siloed us into parallel worlds

Peter Drury has just said 'Dorgu tried to get his eyebrows on it' as if eyebrows have ever contributed to the power of a header. Somebody stop him

Ricky Hatton, RIP. A one-off and one of the most exciting boxers I've ever watched. So young

This you? Just two hours later?

Very funny when a vocal fanbase just give up booing a player because they're getting beat. Too many fans heading for the exits, I reckon.

Bergvall's header such a good goal. Ridiculous awareness and a really clever finish.

Pape Sarr. A superstar

That VAR decision is so bad, but we're just used to it at this point. It is not fit for purpose.

Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine

These people want you to know that they're horrified and wonder how it could ever happen in America, because clearly violence and threats of violence have no place in our country. After all, it's not even Christmas yet.

Think people should learn a very important lesson today: If you fuck around, you will find out.

Oh well. Anyway

These run ups should be illegal anyway. They’re deeply annoying, visually unpleasant, but most of all they’re the coward’s path. Step up and smash it you dingus.

My football rules hill: If players can stutter in their run-ups, GKs should be allowed to leave their line. You can't allow one and not the other.

Glad Tuchel has brought Jordan Henderson on. Gives us all a chance to have a look at the *checks notes* 35-year-old.

Amazing how Lee Dixon manages to be wrong about everything.

Djed Spence, England international! Historic, and well deserved. Go on lad.

Serbia have basically gift-wrapped these three points for England tonight, like Rowan Atkinson in Love, Actually. Had a chance to be really intense and make England uncomfortable throughout and they just haven't bothered. Bizarre

Here's a bold thought: If the woman in the relationship is this desperate to get married, maybe *she* could propose?! I know, wild.

BBC News doing live blow-by-blow coverage of the Reform party conference tells you everything you need to know about why we've reached this point in our society. Lickspittle idiots.

Daniel Levy steps down the same day the FM26 gameplay reveal goes live. Coincidence?

Pleased Daniel Levy's gone - the club outgrew him - but he deserves immense credit for growing Spurs into a side that could compete. He got a trophy and left, can't say fairer than that really. But the time for a change is now.

Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill JFK, American gunfire did.

Spurs genuinely incredibly fortunate not to be 4-0 down. At home. Against Bournemouth. It's not great!

Xavi Simons feels legitimately ideal for Spurs?! Moreso than MGW, moreso than Eze... I know other fans will claim this is 'cope' but he's 22, he's got top-level experience, his ceiling is absurdly high, and he can cover at 10 and LW. Maybe the best signing we've made in the last decade?! Blimey

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