I don't believe in a grand VAR conspiracy but the officials in the Premier League are completely awful. There is complete incompetence from top to bottom in the officiating team. The FA need to rip it up and start again.

Hope Arsenal let the PGMOL team have a winner's medal when they finally win the title.

No red card for Havertz?! They'd arrest Romero on the pitch!

I thought this was odd at the time. Was like something you'd see at a testimonial. Tend to agree with the West Ham fans!

Confirming survival at Stamford Bridge would be nice. Let's do that!

He is finally making us proud.

A managerial disasterclass from Nuno here. Started with the back three, went 2-0 down within 20 minutes, steadied the ship a bit, then decided to go back to the back three, and they've conceded again immediately. All on the manager

Genuinely don't know what the rules are anymore. I'm fine with this not being handball tbh, because these decisions are always contentious, but there's absolutely no consistency at all

It doesn’t matter that Alonso starts at Chelsea in July; it doesn’t matter that the squad is a revolving door of ill-fitting, often inexperienced parts who know nothing of Mickey Droy. Chelsea will be a totally different team when they play Spurs. It’s the law.

How long have you got?

Some indictment of the quality of the Scottish Premiership that Celtic were so bad for the first half of the year and have still won the league. Remarkable

Hearts fully deserve that result. Heads completely went in the second half, they forgot how to pass the ball, and resorted to simply going long. Completely bottled it. Oh lads. Oh lads.

And just like that...

How on earth has the lino got that wrong in real time?! Such an obvious decision

Watching Celtic here feels a lot like watching mid-2000s United at Old Trafford. You just *feel* like the goal is coming. Would be wonderful if Hearts can hold the line but...

That penalty in the Celtic game is horrid. He's not tried to handball it has he, it's hit his hand. Literally 'ball to hand', which was never a penalty before VAR

I covered that march. Here's the first paragraph of the story I wrote about it: www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-t...

David Cronenberg's Lilo & Stitch

Seeing it again... he gets the ball, doesn't he? Blimey.

Maintain it should have been a penalty but you can't play with that lack of urgency in the second half and expect to win. Poor showing tbh. Leeds good value for the point. That Kinsky save could be vital

THAT IS A PENALTY ALL DAY LONG

Good to know that if a Liverpool defender had tried to head it when Bale scored his overhead kick that it would have been disallowed.

Surely if that is a foul though he has to send Tel off? Baffling

The game is fully gone

I am programmed to love a player who loves a slide tackle so by this logic, I love Joao Palhinha

She's coming home tomorrow! I believe in miracles now! 🤍

RACHAEL IS OUT OF THE ICU! SHE MIGHT BE COMING HOME BY THE END OF THE WEEK! CAPITALS BECAUSE FUCKING RIGHT IT'S A CAPITAL MESSAGE! MY AMAZING WIFE!

Rachael's breathing tube is out! She's amazing! She's made such incredible progress and love isn't a big enough word for the emotions I feel towards her. She's my hero.

Rachael has been making some incredible progress. Truly. She is awake. She is communicating. The doctors are reducing her machine support because of how well her heart is doing. We're not out of the woods. But she is amazing and she is fighting and I love her more than anything.

My beautiful wife Rachael sustained a cardiac arrest last night. We are currently at St Thomas' Hospital where she is receiving specialist care after being transferred from Rochester. I am completely terrified. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers if you can 🤍🙏

Watched Hoppers tonight. Bloody brilliant tbh. A lovely, very funny antidote.

WWE haven't paid for Marc Izard to get home?! The worst possible company in the world. Soulless bastards.

Can't quite believe that I've cried actual tears at the news Ted from Gone Fishing has died but that's my emotional state right now. One of the best TV dogs ever.

I cannot overstate how completely insane this story is

Scott Parker's blue and white army tearing up the Championship.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli

Chelsea v Spurs on May 21st is nailed on isn't it? The narrative. The crowing... It's too much

Might be seen as dooming but I've honestly never been more convinced Tottenham are going down. Even when we win, we lose our most creative player and West Ham score in injury time. It's in the stars, lads, I'm afraid.

This is the real horror of the relegation situation imo. As soon as West Ham scored their winner, I just felt deflated by it. Can't even really properly enjoy the victories. Horrible innit. Anyway, up the Spurs and onto the next

Weird feeling after that. We won a game but I'm also less confident than I was before that we're going to stay up. West Ham's late goal feels like a killer, and we've still got to rely on Arsenal doing us a favour. Ugh

My heart is outside of my chest at this point

Wolves are down and they've got more hunger than Spurs. That tells you everything.

Can barely stomach this. It's like Spurs directed by Werner Herzog or some shit.

Spurs medical staff once again making a player jump up and down when they have a serious issue. Not fit for purpose. It's insane.

This season has been incredible in the sense that literally everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. Half expecting the stadium to just fall over at this rate

#TeamBullard. Show it! SHOW IT!

Just sobbing my heart out to The Assembly. What a truly beautiful, life-affirming piece of television. I cannot recommend it enough.

Oh we might be back.

Correct answer is a chocolate hobnob, closely followed by the custard cream.

Phenomenal pub quiz question, this.