My wife when she googles the weight watchers score for my fish fry

Me to my wife when Air Bud comes on

This ain’t a winning streak it’s a display of supremacy.

When the last time they lost it was one degree outside

One of you gif folks make a gif of Babcock eating a smelling salt packet

When they’re a wagon

The hockey consequences to the Sharks will be at a level never seen before.

One second after the game ended I thought, "I hope this game gets a Ray Ratto article and it DID!

Thank you, NHL.com. We also would have accepted "They're Not Joshing" or "More Like Fightning"

When your Sabres are in first place

More goals than a LinkedIn influencer

Unbelievable

More shorties than a Wreckx n effect video!

When you’re never gonna die!

When you’re never gonna die!

We’re throwing hands like a Baccarat dealer!

If this keeps up we’re all gonna lose another hour

That boxed is jamming like a Wegmans produce section.

That box is jammed like The Steer on Amateur night

That box is jammed like it’s Fat Tuesday and full of Paczki.

Just a ho-hum hockey game

I put my daylight in a Roth IRA it wasn't yielding anything in savings.

When they win again.

When do the hands make 5:30?

He’s still only 24 sign him

When the Sabres aren’t playing

Played enough video games for 6 lifetimes but still miss it. What I miss most is getting home from work and watching my friends play Final Fantasy or Madden for hours. Just stress free eating the 50 finger special from Hogan’s Heroes and watching 12 straight hours of Solid Snake. It’s just a box.

Baseball teams play two straight games in one day why not the Sabres

When your hockey team is the best hockey team ever

More shorties than a sorority car wash!

Now Pittsburgh’s coach is going to sick his minions on us.

I’m challenging that challenge

More like MAL kin. (MAL is Spanish for bad)

This game has more shorties than an LA beach party off the hook what

Guys mute me I’ve had an beer

Delayed Penalty is my favorite Ashley Judd movie

Too Many Men on the Ice is my favorite Danish Ska band

When there’s hockey.

Parayko likes ranch

Can DJ Moore block??

Opening your phone to look at the internet is like reaching your hand into a box of scorpions but there is a very slim chance the Sabres are in first place in the division tonight so I’ll lean on that.

Darcy would’ve gotten Parayko and a pick.

Right now the migrating birds are talking to the Home Depot garden center birds about their trip. "You should come next year! Why stay here? We found a wine bar right on the beach where no one eats their French fries!"

The birds are back. Like we didn't take care of everything this winter while they basked in the sun down south. Don't worry, birds, I shoveled and scraped. You relax. Have some seed.

The Sabres being good takes me back to a time when my rib cage didn’t feel like it was stuffed with a live wolverine.

When they can’t stop winning

I thought for sure it was down cause he died

When you boat race the Lightning.

I’m doing a distinct jerk off motion (complimentary)