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Put in your eye drops. You need moist lookin’ balls for the thrill-a-minute news and notes article this week.

This looks like a prison sentence

Honk if you love points

What they don’t say about Keon Coleman is that team meeting could’ve been a team email.

I hope the Bills win.

I got mad and wrote about the Bills. It’s yours now.

A red no contact jersey but for emails

oh no not a player from the worst team!

Seriously though guys we should back the Sabres no matter how we play. cheer louder. also, we should back the poo monster that sneaks into our house and poos on our things. he's just doing his job. stop booing the poo monster. and let's cheer the on the puke machine situated atop the tall building

(Watching Trump strangle a troop of visiting Boy Scouts one-by-one in the Oval Office live on tv) “Could this be his downfall?”

The Bills think Mecole Hartman is gonna be like that old robot Hugh Jackman pulled off the scrap heap in that stupid robot fighting movie

Saw Frankenstein and I'm fine with the science of someone making a corpse dude come to life but not with the science of a bunch of people walking around the North Pole for days with a light jacket.

At least Sheriff Country isn’t a repeat

I can’t even leave because I have people over

At least the Sabres (crushed to death by the cartoon Monty Python foot)

We can’t even hate mow cause the grass is covered in snow!

At least I’ll be stuck on the 290 for three hours tomorrow from a snow-related accident at 3 pm in the dark.

They’re gonna have to build a corn field football stadium for Landon Jackson when he dies like Moonlight Graham.

Do you even need players to play games hopefully not

I hope the Bills win.

Will Baylor Spector ever take his family on vacation?

Everyone yelling about the trade deadline should be more concerned about the dead line of your mom's phone because you haven't called her in a long time.

Cure your deadline blues with news!

You guys didn’t do anything at the deadline either!

The Bills have acquired Wide Receiver Dork Face

3 straight days of leaving a travel mug at work reduced me to this atrocity. @lazylazyjane.bsky.social

Found some weird stuff digging through emails, a message I sent to WGR listener 6 mp3s of Greg Buck calls I don’t remember making Funniest one is Buck calling e-sports during the pandemic. It’s him getting roasted online by gamers and getting angry. It’s so stupid. Can’t wait to post it on YT

We’re all going to live forever

I’m usually so pro doink

No matter what happens here…(vomits a murder of crows)

This is a good game

Slow motion footage of me eating a hot dog rolled into a piece of pizza while a voice over talks about the many ways in which Skyrizi can kill you.

Hi AI robot, write me a FBI fan fic episode!

Hi AI software, what comes after breathing in? I have pumpkin guts for brains

I’ve seen enough. I’ll watch more but I’ve seen enough.

Those Chiefs week feelings

I hope the Bills win

Boo

At least we get an extra hour of stress tonight

This is better than Fire Country

Please no replay determines a championship

I don’t want to be overly dramatic but this is the greatest moment in the history of sports

David Schneider has to teach shop tomorrow

How about more like blue yays?

More like blue joys I don’t know guys I’m tired

If a dog runs out on the ice and trips a Sabre on the way to an overtime breakaway I shan’t be surprised

Also kudos to the blue jays who have the big screen and volume with the Sabres on the little quiet handheld screen.

It’s overtime everyone stay upright