I’ll take a schloppy win.

I’ll have what mattias samuelsson’s having.

In 99.9% of all simulations, a world leader who says drinking milk makes people smarter gets laughed at so hard he resigns before he has the chance to be overthrown but instead we get all this bullshit.

Bills in two weeks.

Great time for KJ Hamler to zoom in on a scooter and save our asses.

It’s cute how they let other non Bills teams play football too

I'd go meet the Bills at the airport but we would probably have to meet them at the hospital.

My insides are outside

If they win I’ll buy* everyone a beer!** *make **eggs

We ain’t losing to no Dark Crystal ass looking elfkin quarterback

I hope the Bills win.

No one mention that Kevyn got Doan

My idiot mom picked the Rams in this game. Idiot.

Baylon Spector? Was AJ Klein on vacation with his family again?

Weird this hasn’t been mentioned yet but the Bills win tomorrow.

Did Mattius Samuelsson touch an orb or something?

The Sabres let the lease lapse on their apartment. They’re right, what’s the point when they stay here every night? All their stuff is here anyway. Am I making a mistake? This feels right, like old times.

What makes me most upset is that hell doesn’t exist so there’s nowhere these assholes will answer for their bullshit.

The worst joke I've ever written is in here and it's all yours.

When I consume 16 deviled eggs

One of the best comics out of Buffalo just released his next special and it’s super great. Check out Shaun Murphy. youtu.be/sqgJfhnpBN8

This is going to be my year! (falls into a row of aluminum folding chairs)

I am way too emotionally invested in a Bills running back winning the rushing crown for some reason.

Right after the game they’re gonna make the Ralph a Spirit Halloween.

I wish my job had garbage time

It's ok to urinate in the sink today.

If you’re cold they’re cold bring them inside

Put it in the Louvre

The Sabres win game on shootout goal scored exactly at midnight challenge.

The new year should be a save point.

Asking for help is one of the things I've found very hard to do, but I'm going to need some while job searching in the new year. I've made a gofundme to help my and kid while I find a new gig and put it in my bio to not be super intrusive on people's TLs. ty!

But were so used to nein wins

Powers out and the only candles we have are Cinnabon and Christmas cookie and now I’m starving

Everyone laughed at me when I bought those pinwheels…

3rd kicker missed a PAT. Otherwise it’s a win. It’s fine.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but at least the Sabres play tomorrow

Tom Brady is wearing one glove so he can pick his nose.

I hope the Bills win

So glad I’ve never given up on the Sabres (looks over both shoulders)

The Sabres just bought me flowers from a gas station. They’re sorry they yelled at me, they’re just under a lot of pressure at work. They want another chance. My mother told me to hang up the phone.

Fuck off go Sabres

The last time I was this excited for a Buffalo Sabre game you probably weren’t born yet.

When NHL Network first aired, they had no studio or schedule. They just showed playoff series from the 70s 80s and 90s and it was appointment television. All those rights and they show none of that. How is it not some person’s job to produce endless shows about series? Also how is it not my job?

Super sturdy table. A little worn. Comes with four chairs and two leaves that make it massive. Free. We don’t have the room for it but I don’t want to throw it out, and I dislike Facebook marketplace. If you live in Buffalo area I can drop it off. DM. (Dogs not included)

Thanks to AI, Santa is only giving toys to kids with high credit scores

They make a big deal over Jesus being born in a manger but it was the year zero. It was all mangers. There were no babies on memory foam at the Double Tree.

Wegmans is out of myrrh

Sabres just showed up drunk and apologized for everything they’ve done they were just going through a lot but they changed. I’m gonna let’em sleep on the couch but just for tonight.