feels right that a riley dixon dagger of a punt essentially wins this

let's all be better

excited for the big new year's event: rob gronkowski is going to read the magna carta in full at midnight

you can only hope 2026 is as good as the buffalo fucking sabres are right now

shouts to the person next to me on the T using 'PENIS' as their Wordle opener trust the process queen

convincing enough?

Despite @prescottrossi.bsky.social being under the weather we had to talk Bills/Eagles and whatever is currently going on with the Buffalo Sabres on this week's RoostCast.

lying is a sin, joshua!

a lot to like from the bills in that one except the injuries to all the important offensive players and also all the stuff we already know about the coordinator oh well

listen, it's tough

grocery stores are gonna run out of eggs

what are we doing

really good ad opportunity for maid of the mist ponchos

I knew penn badgley couldn't kick

hurt, and also playing like a huge moron to boot

Allen looks hurt, Cook looks hurt. Feeling great.

the last three Eagles offensive drives have combined to last under 4 minutes

“Count 1: Calling a screen on 3rd & 1 with the NFL’s best run game”

watching the bills

good thing joe brady isn't on the sideline calling plays he would accidentally look up with his mouth open and drown

that's why they call it hands team not foot team

forgot this was America's Game of the Week so I have to see college football posters opine about this one on the timeline too, great

not a great rep from Torrence!

tre white fighting for his life out there

could have been a trip on the guy flailing his legs out, too! not getting any bounces here early

Fun fact: the broadcast booth is enclosed but not because of the weather. If Tom Brady isn't constantly sniffing his own farts in a closed room he instantly dies.

cold rain is so, so much worse than snow. just miserable stuff.

ringworm weather in orchard park today

The Sabres just bought me flowers from a gas station. They’re sorry they yelled at me, they’re just under a lot of pressure at work. They want another chance. My mother told me to hang up the phone.

Injury updates that are essentially reminders that the nature of time is linear >>>>>

🎶 It's the season, love and understanding Merry Christmas, everyone 🎶

An early holiday gift for me? Talking to @prescottrossi.bsky.social about the Bills and even, yes, those Buffalo Sabres.

good thing the Ravens didn't let Henry on the field he might have fumbled

which Important Lesson is losing to a backup quarterback leading a bad team? trying to keep track of The Patriot Way over here

halftime in baltimore

I mean, same bud

in hindsight, we should have known

l laughed

this actually makes the most sense given what we've seen the last two days

what's the point of replay assist if it is not absolutely accurate?

dawson knox honoring the long billsbrowns legacy of tight ends with absolute dogshit hands

Josh Allen:

nice hands corey

Josh Allen is amazing because he will sometimes do incredibly stupid things like that and then also be smart enough to hang the ball just outside of the end zone to avoid a safety. He's also usually really good at football that's nice, too.

listen if there are no video replays of the judkins injury then you can't know for sure if it happened or not so

bringing a linebacker-sized red kettle to my local target and ringing a bell until my goddamn arm falls off

ALL DAY BABY ALL DAY

Definitely my best editing work this season. @prescottrossi.bsky.social really wanted to talk hockey on the football preview podcast! I had to have my fun, too.

the GOAT has done it again