Yeah! Now to look up who the opposition is….

Vote for 32 “Chunk” in the Fat Bear Week finals today! Did he kill a cub on livestream last year, horrifying thousands? I mean, yeah. But his opponent, 856, has killed multiple cubs over the years. And there’s nothing more American than voting for the lesser evil. #Vote32Chunk #Hekilledfewerkids

And this is what Bills fans have said they wanted for years! The criticism of Daboll and Dorsey was that they relied too much on Josh Allen hero ball for success. Let’s just all enjoy this while it lasts (and please don’t look at my posts from between 1pm-4pm yesterday)

Bills win.

4-0, best offense in the NFL, the MVP at QB. However….

Evergreen.

JOSH FUCKING ALLEN.

Benicio Del Toro telling Leo’s character “We’re back on defense” as his house and entire underground railroad gets raided in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is such a good way to frame this. No winning, no losing. That’s too finite. You’re either making gains or trying to hold onto them in perpetuity.

Joe Brady gets so lost in his own sauce. You have a bison at QB. If you can’t tush push your way to a first down there, you deserve to lose.

Re-upping.

Or, alternatively:

Okay, new gameplan:

The Bills DL is arguably the best unit on this defense. Spencer Rattler also looks like Lamar Jackson against them.

Everything is fine guys.

Taking a moment to appreciate Tre White as we enter definitive “It’s so over” territory 🫡

The Bills back 7 trying to tackle:

Shakir’s contact balance is insane holy shit.

Jackson Hawes is like if they poured Mountain Dew into cement mix, molded it into a person, and put a football helmet on its head so it came alive Frosty the Snowman style.

Bills.

Coates is interested in morality, in what should be. Klein is interested in appearing politically savvy. The media (and world) would be a lot better off if we had more voices like Coates.

I think it’s safe to say Darnold is a very good NFL QB. No qualifiers, no waiting for the other shoe to drop. He is just pretty damn good.

Well, guess it’s time to re-read Moby Dick.

It’d be hilarious if Atlanta handed McVay his heir-apparent to Stafford after being so confident they had their QB situation figured out.

Just found out a popular Buffalo Bills Twitter account is run by a high schooler. People make fun of Bluesky for being an elder millennial retirement home, but at least it’s not a daycare.

The Eagles might’ve stolen the Chiefs’ devil magic during the Super Bowl.

Bills win.

Go Bills

Oh thank god.

ORBIT RETURN for the TD

*Joe Brady gets bailed out from his over-reliance on the run* *proceeds to call more running plays*

Used 90% of the cap space and draft capital on the defensive line and they can’t stop the run and can’t rush the passer.

Miami’s defense is selling out against the run and for some reason the Bills aren’t taking shots down field against the league’s worst secondary.

Miami has the worst secondary in the league. What the fuck are we doing.

Like he was throwing in a wind tunnel.

Glad the Bills decided to do an In Memoriam for a guy who insinuated that Damar Hamlin collapsed because of the COVID vaccine. #CharlieKirk

much like the tribute the Bills are also having trouble stopping the bleeding look i gotta go i got a thing

I’ll gladly take an L at this point.

The Bills defense on third down:

BIG. BOYS.

A THUMP from Shaq Thompson holy shit.

Joe Brady designing his personnel packages:

And it’s not even a frantic no-fucks-given. He’s just calmly above everything, which is terrifying.

Josh Allen does not respect Miami and that’s why I respect Josh Allen

That flip was a heat check from Allen lmfao.

Put him in the Ring of Honor now.

JOSH FUCKING ALLEN

Orbit return! (Joe Brady runs that shit more than anyone I’ve ever seen)

13 personnel jet sweep with 2 TEs blocking in space?