This person has done more to stop the war than every elected Democrat.

How’s everyone’s morning? Mine started with chasing one of our cats around the house because she got scared of a massive turd stuck on her ass hair.

ITS GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE

The better explanation is that Trump has managed to be successful in life precisely because millions of people are easy marks.

A middling EDGE past his prime on a “manageable” deal. Beane really stepping out his comfort zone on this one.

I see the Bills have selected an ACL to sacrifice to christen their new field.

The worst thing about this is you KNOW Beane thought he cooked here.

Uninspired overpay on a past-his-prime edge rusher. The Big Baller Beane special.

This is all Hailee Steinfeld’s fault. She obviously was jealous that Gilliam pushed Allen’s tush so often.

Shoutout to one of my favorite Bills players 🫡 You’ll be missed.

A second??!?!!

Yeah $24.5 million/yr for DJ Moore is not a bad deal. Alec Pierce is projected to get more lol.

This “limited” military operation is going to literally severe the world’s airspace in half by the end of the month lol.

I don’t believe Platner is a Nazi antisemite. But that’s because I think he’s too stupid and ignorant to have a coherent worldview lol.

Gallego’s gonna see this headline is his nightmares right up until he drops out before Iowa in 2028.

Or we can, you know, just have a fucking primary? I don’t understand why we all need to lock in our decisions for 2028 two years ahead of time.

Feeling like I just got traded off the Jets.

Jason Myers? And I think I’m only half-joking.

Mind you, this is the Patriots’ 10th Super Bowl appearance of the 21st century. Cursing that franchise would be a moral good for society.

Listen, I would never threaten a public figure like Punxsutawney Phil. But if there’s 6 more weeks of winter, I might need to get a new fur hat.

Someone call a conclave, I guess we need to decide on a new Funniest Person in the World. FUCK.

Everything Brady and Beane say makes me think Brady just signed a 70-month lease with an insane interest rate and went “SHINY NEW CARl

Pegula doesn’t deserve jack shit.

Imagine you’re a hardcore MAGA guy. You’ve spent years mainlining right-wing media. You’re divorced and estranged from your queer kid. You finally work up the guts to attack a congresswoman for the cause. And every person you like and respect is calling you a libtard fed plant.

Gonna stop for gas on my way to One Bills Drive.

terry isn’t ready for the boos, man. he is going to have a stroke

you aren’t even getting the version of the bills offense you got last year!! THEYRE LOSING AT LEAST ONE OFFENSIVE LINE STARTER AARON KROMER RETIRED!!!!!!!!

My thoughts on the Joe Brady hire:

At least I get to keep using all the memes I made of Joe Brady?

Why do we insist on interviewing toddlers. (Grant Udinski would be a good hire, though)

Once made a joke to a nurse taking my height that it’s annoying I’m exactly 5’ 9” because it sounds like I’m lying. She laughed. Then listed my height as 5’ 8” and 9/10 on my chart.

Josh needs to steal his good friend Sam’s girl (OC Klint Kubiak)

Yeah.

I have a work expense I need to write off

Riq Woolen:

Congrats to the Patriots on losing Super Bowl LX.

Abolish ICE. But give the tens of billions of dollars appropriated for it to a special prosecutor to investigate every fucking ghoul that cashed a single paycheck. Hunt these evil fucks to the ends of the world like we should’ve hunted down the Nazis and Confederates.

People got so uncomfortable about that Ta-Nehisi Coates quote about how if you didn't draw the line at Gaza, you can't draw the line at democracy

I think it’s important to make the point that your voice is *not* needed. Seriously, shut the fuck up. This whole schtick is worse than useless.

Someone should ask Jamelle Bouie how many more extrajudicial executions of unarmed civilians will be enough to trick moderate Democrats from “more training” to defund and dismantle. Because one didn’t do it. I doubt a second one will either.

Police, not ICE, arrested around 100 clergy *yesterday* for participating in peaceful resistance against ICE. If Minnesota has "had it" then MN Democrats should do something about it and quit criminalizing the people willing to put their actual bodies on the line to say they've had it!

Every Dem in power is so desperate to maintain normalcy because it’s all they know how to handle. They only know how to release statements and send fundraising emails. Even if they were going to do something, they’d be useless. Don’t bother looking to them. It’s time to do it ourselves.

not to mention the kind of guerrilla community defense tactics we only read about in war novels being executed by real estate agents and librarians. you don’t need a masters in history to defend your neighbors and i think they HATE it.

This is clearly them trying to cover their asses for not letting Josh know they were firing McDermott.

The reporter gave them a perfect opportunity to say “coaching” and Pegula still fucked it up. You can lead a billionaire to water but you can’t stop them from pissing in it.

My best guess is Beane privately blamed McDermott for the Keon pick thinking Pegula would never be dumb enough to say it out loud lol.

Taxpayers gave Pegula $1 billion for a new stadium just as he torches the franchise’s reputation. The state should repossess Highmark.

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