“We’re safe for another week at least.”

Bills win.

Keon: “You’re gonna bench me? Good fucking luck.” *Bills score 44 points, Josh Allen has 300+ yards passing* Keon:

SIX FUCKING TOUCHDOWNS

JOSH FUCKING ALLEN

Just saw the replay, Milano can join him.

Take Jordan Poyer to the glue factory.

Helps when your kickoff returns get you across midfield every time lol.

AHHHHHHHH A RB WHEEL FINALLY WORKED

Brandon Beane sees his defense getting run the fuck over and drafts another undersized 3T

I don’t know if I can spend my Sundays doing this anymore.

The virtual measurement shit is spiritually AI.

What did I say.

Her: “Okay, but we gotta be quick” Me:

It’s only halftime?

“SEE, SCREENS WORK” - Joe Brady, learning the wrong lesson from that touchdown.

Joe Brady, when we said we need more deep passes, we didn’t mean on 4th and fuckin’ 2.

The Bills defense trying to tackle:

Josh Allen today:

SHAVERS HIVE RISE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

Listen, it might seem harsh, but if you get faked out on a Baker Mayfield read option, you should be put into a stockade at the stadium gate.

Retroactively lowering my letterboxd grade for Sinners in retaliation.

I mean, when in doubt:

Josh Allen all of 2025:

Sean McDermott: “My defensive scheme requires incredible amounts of pre-snap adjustments.” “So your players are good at communicating?” Sean McDermott: “Lol no.”

Go Bills. Looking forward to another completely normal and drama less Sunday in Buffalo!

Posting this for no reason in particular.

Hoping Mecole Hardman and Gabe Davis can save your WR room while Keon is a healthy scratch… …I genuinely think Brandon Beane should have to publicly apologize for his offseason rant at this point.

i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring

Obviously not the main point, but Michael Wolff needs to be drawn and quartered. That we allowed him to brand himself as a “journalist” is a sign of deep societal rot. The man is a scheming psychopath who uses secrets as bargaining chips for his own wealth and power.

The entire country is screaming for something new and all Democrats have to offer is "we'll restore the broken status quo (but not really because we saved the filibuster)." Also, there's a term for intentionally breaking shit and then offering to fix it for a fee (or vote): racketeering.

Democrats allowed the GOP to take healthcare away from millions so they could campaign on restoring it. But Dems also saved the filibuster so they don't actually have to restore the subsidies. These people are fucking ghouls.

McDermott wants his defense to be an exclusive little club. He wants to walk around like “You just don’t get it, not everyone can play in our defense, you have to be ~smart~” It’s why he values fit over talent. It’s almost cult-like.

The Bills defensive struggles feel different this year because they’re having communication issues in McDermott’s notoriously communication-heavy system. No one is prepared at the snap and they’ve burnt a bunch of timeouts to sort out personnel issues. The foundation is crumbling.

Lmfao they’re not even getting rescission protections?! What’s the point of lending credibility to this bullshit? This effectively cedes power of the purse. Dems will now set a precedent that budget laws aren’t binding.

Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.

Establishment Democrats aren’t afraid of the GOP. They simply agree with the GOP in almost all the ways that count. And it is in those ways they do the most harm to the poor, to the sick, and to immigrants.

Dems are spinning this by saying they’ll run on health care during the midterms. But even if you win big in 2026, you still can’t pass an extension for these funds because Trump will veto it. So you’re giving up actual leverage to save them now in exchange for a futile plan to fundraise off of.

“But Trump will never reopen the government if we don’t cave!” Dare him to. Dare him to keep the government closed during the holidays. Dare the GOP to nuke the filibuster. You want voters to hold this against them? Make them be the ones to do it.

So Schumer: - Refused a shutdown fight in March because he said Dems would have more leverage in Sept. - Picks a shutdown fight in Sept, but caves in exchange for nothing. - Thinks this sets up Dems well for the midterms. This old, worthless ghoul knows we can see the can getting kicked, right?

Welcome back, The Drought.

Yeah let’s pack it up, folks. This team is going nowhere.

Good news is that after this Bills game ends, I get to spend the rest of the afternoon plunging a toilet my gf flushed paper towels down. Not sure which is the worse experience.

We’d finally stop hearing this team is a Super Bowl contender, at the very least.

Jackson Hawes TE1.

The Bills offensive line is giving up this kind of pressure against a Dolphins defense that traded away one its best pass rusher last week lol.

Josh is just out there trying bullshit at this point. I don’t think he’s even listening to Joe Brady’s play calls anymore. And I don’t blame him.

McDermott can justifiably fire Joe Brady, but we all know what really needs to happen.

What the fuck.