Gonna buy the new Animorphs to support pro-trans KA Applegate like they're JK carbon offset credits.

Happy Rapture Day for all who celebrate!

Highlight of my day was buying Gianmarco Soresi tickets for the weekend but that football-ass football game comes close

What an ass-beating. Glory to the Lakes.

Offsetting penalties should just rule the 2 pt attempt failed

This MF looking like Week 8 Jon Gruden from the old Deadspin reddening bit.

Being two games up on both Baltimore *and* KC.

Goff, what the hell was that

No, no, ehhh, no, no

Mo Salah fourth in Ballon d'Or ranking, pfft sure

Deleted my original post last night bc a typo was bugging me... Infuriating that yet again, a big touring act has a fatphobic merch lineup. Turnstile doesn't want fat people's money, just like most acts. I want to buy your expensive tour shirts, why won't you stock anything in 3X, idiots?

What a perfect night tonight ended up being

The storm passed in time for Turnstile to play after all. Glory to the Lakes.

Technologically advance a band: Camcorder Obscura

Dolphins/Jets MNF next week is gonna be shit from a butt

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

I'm never letting work stop me from seeing Mystery Wrestling again

lol, lmao

Shout out to @marcquill.bsky.social for asking about Nyla and boooo to Tony Khan for giving a non-answer

Thank you @northparktheatre.bsky.social for screening @realgdt.bsky.social's FRANKENSTEIN next month! Guillermo, maybe a drive down to Buffalo to introduce the movie may be in order???

Ricochet and Toa Liona don't look quite comfortable in their own skin lounging around all fashionably. Bishop Kaun looks effortlessly cool. That's that generation 1 STP energy.

idk #AEWAllOut

Listen, I've been a fan of Kyle Fletcher for a long time. The success he has is no fluke and he could be a worthy champion sooner rather than later. But! Ever since a friend said he looks like Dr. Finkelstein from A Nightmare Before Christmas, he's almost ruined for me.

Return of the King #aew #wrestlesky #berserk

Hanger going for OWA made me ***yell***

Excalibur actually saying "...swear jar" popped me big

✨INTANGIBLES✨

How easy would it be to add a pink neon underbody kit to Kyle Fletcher's gear?

Save your boy, dinosaur

Speedball getting murdered by Brody King through a ladder is the most Sophia Vergara I think they are dead jpg spot I've seen in a while

BRODY NO

SPEEDY NO

Speedball signed that contract cuz AEW has a big nerd-ass cosplay ring gear budget

Oh Sonic and Tails, duh. Jetboat are classic flavor dorks

Jetboat

I'll be goddamned!

PAC is really mad about Isak leaving and he's about to make it everyone's problem

Last night's Princess of Princess match has Mizuki in extremely rare murder rabbit form.

I need a cigarette after that match

The sexual tension of that shot of Take and Okada was *palpable*

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that Ultimo Dragon disciple Okada is having a fun, lucha-heavy match

If you told me this match was booked to show off three very different very good entrance robes, I'd believe you

Mark Briscoe, probably

THE WORLD IS COLD BETTER BUNDLE UP

Stand user Eddie Kingston

Miu Watanabe. Miu Watanabe's art. #TJPW

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