Whoops. Fergot the strap.

Cars need baguette holder 👍 💛

You know that episode of Seinfeld where George decided to change his fortunes by doing the opposite of what whatever his instinct was? The Democrats should do that.

Biblically accurate shitposter

Guess what we watched last night

Heck yeah New shoes went on, perfect balance, no weights needed 😌 If they run as good as I've heard, this is my new go-to. Bridgestone RE-71RS

What's it like inside your head?

She missed it She happy

Cider weather

Just because China would be cooked if this was going on there doesn't mean we are. Don't be a doomer. We ain't giving up. Ever.

Listen Clown HE TALKS!!!

NC friends: please consider commenting to the EPA about their effort to stop Asheboro from dumping a likely carcinogen into a river that is used by 900,000 of us for drinking water: www.wral.com/news/state/e... The hearing is over but you can comment by email thru 10/31 (scroll down for address).

The WFMU Hellraiser rolls on! Tonight I’ll be plugging the wrong side of the record: Singles Going Steady at 9 ET on Music To Spazz By 91.1 FM pledge.wfmu.org/donate/MS@wf...

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

if i see you walk onto the subway with this shit clipped on your ass it's on sight

This product should only be used as an ironic punishment in the Tech-Bro prisons in 2029

It's Wednesday. Post browns

The Paw Paw is very good. Tastes like a slightly more acidic banana. We found a small grove of juvenile trees growing down near the creek. A little fruit last year, but the floods this July were not good for them, so no fruit this year.

xeno and ripley - about two years in the making all came down to 2 hours in the studio. love this one. i’m in both suits - the image is a composite. 👽💫

If you trip over a bar this low, I don't want you anywhere near public office.

If you could have any person besides yourself narrate the audiobook of your memoir, who would you choose?

Speaking of Kara Walker, the 8 minute song she co-wrote with Dan Bejar is fucking amazing www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3hk...

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only They got away on motorbikes, right?

I love a good October beer 🍂🍂

As It's happy harvest mice day today here are some harvest mice on some berries linktr.ee/vickyouten... #wildlife #ukwildlife #wildlifephotography #nature #ThePhotoHour #photography #vickyoutenphoto #harvestmice

Almost accidently cuddled up to a little stingy guy

I didn't get to go to the protests yesterday, but I'm seeing that yesterday's demonstrations were comprised of roughly the same demographic of what I saw in June: lotta old people who like America.

She's Lump She's Lump She's Lump She's in my rug

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image (Nelson is me)

Watching this on a continuous loop will fix me

Old stuff

Tires are cooked so I threw on my old wheels with rock-hard 9yo Dunlops. Actually enjoyed the lower grip, forced me to drive smooth

Now up on the YouTube!

Despite being unable to pass a state budget, the Republican NCGA is now prioritizing the passage of partisan Congressional maps. Democrats won across the statewide ballot in November, and these changes would further misrepresent our evenly divided state. North Carolinians deserve better.

What's the best one liner in movie history?

I was married but I’m not anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.

NOPE! Not today. All red 😵‍💫 www.playcardle.com

If I have a favorite band, it's Destroyer. I think I've seen them/him every single time come to my town for the last 20+ years. Shows just keep getting better. Last night was no exception.

re: Cybertruck

💜isn't this the plot of The Omen 3?

Halloween group costume idea

Just like when the RAF would nudge V1 rocket drones in WWII

“There are buildings ... on this campus named after ppl who participated in slavery, committed treason against the US, and led vigilante groups to terrorize Black voters,” Sherif said. “But the space ... targeted for potentially creating a hostile environment literally means ‘love’ in Swahili.”

🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🟢 🟢🟢🟢 All the (year) (class of vehicle) look the same And I stare at them online all day so sadly this was pretty easy. www.playcardle.com

The well has been poisoned

Blocking any account that has anything favorable to say about AI

🟢🔴🟢 🟢🔴🟢 🟢🟢🟢 I guessed the other 2 models first. Should have gone in the other order 🤷 www.playcardle.com

Public Towel 😵

We just finished Alien Earth, and all I could think about Not-Mark Zuckerberg's body guards who just stood there in the face of danger while he minced around pontificating bullshit while everything collapsed is no they wouldn't.