Y’all just can’t pick up the perfectness of Romeo + Juliet… youtu.be/aOcZPQxb-g8?...

I wanna say our high school valedictorian and salutatorian were our varsity center and nose tackle, respectively.

Cool is not exclusionary. In fact, Cool is the opposite of exclusionary. Cool wants to expose more people to the joys of coolness.

[Deep sigh] the dementia didn't make trump racist, he was always racist. The dementia is fucking with his behavioral filters, which is also why hes gotten way more profane in public lately. Happens all the time!

I have to give props to @atomicakita.bsky.social for the first coherent articulation I heard that the weird artificial “jock/nerd” dichotomy that GenX/Millennial kids grew up absorbing from popular media was bullshit.

If you’d just be cool… friendly to everyone, looking out for people less fortunate than you, giving and receiving slack …then everything you are into is automatically cool as well. Some of the biggest nerds I knew in high school were varsity lettermen and in student… 2/x

Someone offers up the most helpful and anodyne take in the universe and 20% of this site finds a reason to get completely assblasted about it. Are we ever going to move the “Days Since Bsky Beat the Allegations” counter off zero?

Awful. We’re the bad guys.

Fastest Naturally Aspirated Cosmic Orange 🧡 Phone matching wallpaper, now matching t-shirt Going all in 🔥 Get it here 👉 go.creatinglightly.art/2026-02-06.f...

Did you know that “OODA” isn’t pronounced “Ooh-Duh”? www.phlsterholsters.com/blog/the-dec...

I wrote a thing.

I am thinking about a GoFundMe, ngl

SpaceX's Cybertruck

Let’s goooooo

Communicators from the sky Press release? Then I’m your guy 200 men will type today All to craft this communique

Man, Fuji's 16-80/4 is such a handy lens... binaryfossils.blogspot.com/2026/02/mirr...

The administration gets its occasional reminder that the Very Online core of Front Row Joes is not representative of the electorate at large. Their eagerness to jump into every 70/30 issue on the side of the 30 is going to be their undoing.

Bullshit.

And here’s the thing! None of these guys ever understood the Transitive Property of Coolness. They thought people called them dorks because they were into guns or comic books or sci-fi or whatever, and none of that stuff is inherently dorky! FFS, you can be into trains and still be cool! 1/x

Because Kash Patel is, at his heart of hearts, a 12-y.o. tryhard boy trying to impress the other dorks at his unpopular table in the corner of the cafeteria. Musk, Thiel, Miller, Hegseth, Patel… all these guys are perpetually assmad at being told they were dorky in seventh grade.

this is basically just Gender I think

Seeing that challenge coin, I guarantee that Patel has made some poor bastard drag an M1928 out of the armory, lube it up, and load drums for him… and I didn’t think it was possible to hate his poser ass more.

Unpopular opinion: I like the goofy little multifunction ”Touch Bar” on the Canon EOS R. I usually keep it set to serve as my ISO control and it works great.

since we're doing "waymo remote guidance equals mechanical turk" discourse again...

the Obamas are by a wide margin the most popular political figures in the country and the video is so bad major newspapers are flat out calling it "racist" rather than "racially charged" their only move with anything is to double down so by all means let them double down on this

“Nobody operating the MQ-9 from somewhere in CONUS was harmed during the drone strike on a go-fast boat with a couple bails of dope in it.” Well gosh that’s a relief. 🙄

Bunch of SWAT qualified agents standing around wondering why picking up some boxes needed a SWAT callout, but Ka$h gets an absolute chubby over all that tactical stuff, so…

This is literally the type of guy I am warning you about when I say that you really really really don't want the military deciding it knows better than its civilian leaders

Why are they all kitted out like they’re about to raid a fucking meth lab what happened to a couple dudes in suits or windbreakers

Weren’t these the same people who wanted everyone fired who said anything disparaging about Charlie Kirk?

“hope they don’t boo the Americans” well I hope I find a paper bag with 50k in it

there are certainly less exciting ways to die

smh you’re telling me the company that made the DODGE HORNET is on shaky ground? say it ain’t so

The face of the MAGA Halftime Show

The two leading interior decorators in a Dallas exurb: Love-Seated Rivalry.

Watch two hot BASE jumpers fall hard for each other in Yeeted Rivalry.

Feeling very vindicated.

My prayers are answered -- but shouldn't they be *pink?*

I guess I'd better go look up "redundant" again....

"Sasquatch" is actually the sound their big, wet feet make as they try to shuffle-sneak through your house: sas-quatch, sas-quatch, up the stairs, sas-quatch, sas-creak-squatch, sas...[pause]...quatch, sas, sas, quaaaaacth, as they open the attic door. Nuh-uh, Bigfoot! I know you're up there!

Wow, imagine trying to convince an elephant to get into a pressure suit: "Are you sure about this, boss?" "Totally. See, your trunk goes there, the air supply runs along the suit there, and then you attach the helmet and..." "I dunno, it's so unflattering...."

That's the internet for today, kids. Submissions are closed. New contest tomorrow.

Overheard in the Office... @robertaecks.bsky.social: "'Archaeologists find evidence of Hannibal's war elephants in Spain'." Me: "I'm so glad that final consonant turned out to be what it was, because I was braced for 'Archaeologists find evidence of Hannibal's war elephants in space'."

Man, Fuji's 16-80/4 is such a handy lens... binaryfossils.blogspot.com/2026/02/mirr...

When people say this place doesn't have the juice, my response is that we have dedicated accounts to correcting the difference between a podium and a lectern. That can *only* exist in high quality juices and they are FLOWING.

Facebook down 7??? oh they're cooked

If you’ve read (or watched) Hillbilly Elegy, you know it’s no stretch to say that JD Vance literally built his public profile on his mom’s suffering. I don’t want to use the phrase “…pimping out…”, but I’ll tap dance right up to it.

This is such petty bullshit Walmart-grade fascism. Jesus Christ, the nazis at least had snappy uniforms to go with their genocide, we’ve got a vice president who can’t fucking figure out inseams. In fifty years nobody’s gonna have a fetish for getting whipped by someone dressed as JD Vance.

Part of me wants to go up into the attic and sit in a corner and read old Greyhawk shit until the world gets back to normal again. And by “normal” I mean “the way it was before JD Vance and Stephen Miller were born”.