If the makers of Tylenol bought enough Trumpcoin, they’d be telling us that it prevents autism.

Eleven years of

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We need a whole new generation of university administrators.

The more I look at this, the more confused I get. 1. Why is Eric Adams wearing a Jomah? 2. Why does the menorah on it have 5 candles??? 3. What does this have to do with Rosh Hashanah?????

i heard there was a secret gay the cruise ship it gave it all away but you dont really care for MAGA do you? it goes like this, theres folks to grift but he likes dudes if you catch my drift the wife crying at home while benny blew ya benny blew ya, benny blew ya benny blew ya benny blew-ew ya

lots to be concerned about, but strong authoritarian regimes with durable secret police forces don’t have to put uwu smol bean press releases out asking people to be nice to them

This kind of thinking is so primitive. People’s problems with Klein isn’t remotely about where he falls on a right-left arrow or on the political compass or whatever. Bill Kristol is legitimately still to the right of people like Klein who get bashed for being sellouts, but Kristol has principles

I’m receiving an ungodly amount of election mail from the Nassau County Republican machine. Wonder if it means they’re spooked about getting wiped out on Election Day…

They've lost the 9yos

Trump’s H-1B crackdown won’t hurt Silicon Valley—it’s already drowning in AI code and layoffs. The real losers? 76 million Americans in communities already short on doctors who rely on immigrant physicians. GOP family values apparently means no family doctor. www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Reconstruction bros have long understood that in the American context, "socialism" most often means "integration and equality" bsky.app/profile/bren...

Has anyone checked into any hip hop artists who had a feud with Ice-T?

I feel like a 9.0 earthquake in British Columbia would be, uh, newsworthy especially if it’s far enough south to do serious damage in Vancouver and Seattle.

Feels important and notable that Kimmel repeatedly mentioned he was a small part of a much bigger story, because as silly as it is this is a thing people could immediately see and understand and give a shit about and if they can do it with him they have a better chance of doing it with everything

I think we still would have lost if Biden had cut off Israel, which only makes me more adamant that he should have done it. If you're going to lose, you might as well lose doing the right thing.

When is this guy’s massive abuse of steroids going to catch up with him?

I think fighting Nazi Germany and aiding democracy movements in Eastern Europe were good things. 🤷‍♂️

Trump's explosion of rage last night over ABC's reinstatement of Jimmy Kimmel shouldn't be greeted with fear and weepy hand-wringing. It should be seen as a sign that his authoritarian designs are running into very deep resistance and that he's weak and losing on many fronts.

Good for Gary. The Mets season might be lost but they’ll always have a great booth.

Hey, I can do Mad Libs too. “Ross Douthat or Oriental Orthodox Stroessner?” “Conor Friedersdorf or Sufi Antonescu?”

Besides the point, but there are so many people so completely sure that the 79 year old dementia/stroke/congestive heart failure patient will be alive in 2028.

now what am I going to do with this warehouse full of Charlie Kirk labubus

Would not have guessed that Philadelphia is whiter than New York, or LA whiter than Houston.

If only the printed what he says verbatim

During trump’s speech, he’s so real

White people—you wanna help? This is what you do.

Thinking about Qaddafi ranting at the UN about fish flu and how the Jews killed JFK for no particular reason right now.

Bye, shitbird

The New York Times does a 24 paragraph story on Larry Ellison buying up new and old media properties and doesn't so much as HINT, anywhere, at the obvious goal of leveraging this properties to conduct right wing information warfare, or that this kind of consolidation is bad for the public

Boxcar/train burglaries would be a good subject for a Merle Haggard song.

Trump fossil fuel flunkies not even trying to hide what they’re up to. See judge’s descriptions of the gov’s case for tanking huge offshore wind investment: “arbitrary and capricious,” “irreparable harm to plaintiff,” admin did not provide “any factual findings.” Oof.

Rarely ever heard any readings from Revelation during mass growing up, guessing most Catholics didn’t. As for our own insanities, I never knew I was supposed to believe In transubstantiation until I was an atheist adult.

Irruption.

The debate about what Harris could've done while running put aside, her book effectively throwing Biden under the bus and affirming the already widely held belief that he did not value Palestinian Arab life as much as Jewish life means this will be the consensus opinion among Dems by end of decade.

Seriously, who drinks this stuff? I’ve never had one or hang out with anyone who does. Is it crunchy fascist wellness types who drink it?

Pretty fucking sure there’s a word in Arabic that means submission, lol. It’s a famous one. I bet you know it.

Anyone get raptured yet?

When your regime consolidation is going great.

Just gonna note that series marriage/divorce certainly looks like a bigger problem in Republican America.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

nguema for white people theory remaining undefeated, I see

like i was saying

Oh do libs subscribe to Disney? Is that something? Turns out the Blue areas have like most of the money actually?

kimmel coming back on the same day the rapture doesn’t happen are two great thumbs jabbed in two deserving eyes