Hehehehehe "poundtown"

When MAGA man attends a comedy show

I am summoning The Elders

i refuse to exist in a world where i have any opinions at all about animal crossing mods

THE NEW YORK JETS HAVE DONE IT AN ENTIRE NFL SEASON WITH NO DEFENSIVE INTERCEPTIONS THE FIRST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY Opposing QBs finish the year with 3,674 passing yards, 36 touchdowns, and no interceptions

Welp, mystery solved #Seattle

When you’re trying to play Bo Jackson in tecmo bowl and you get the timing wrong

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When Terry Pratchett was cooking, it was Michelin Star stuff

“Hegseth did not mention that part of that secrecy was the news outlets’ decision — unlike other countries, the US does not have a mechanism for the government to prevent publication of secrets — to hold off their reporting for several hours…”

You missed the part where it was illegal under international law and you condemn it? Weak response.

Look when someone like ME is watching & laughing at a clip of your sportsball game, you have fucked up.

‘Fentanyl Doesn’t Come from Venezuela’: CNN’s Dana Bash Bristles at Jim Jordan’s Defense of Strike www.mediaite.com/media/news/f...

The “we can’t join the ICC because then we’ll be subject to its jurisdiction” is in the same category as “we can’t release the Epstein files because there are Dems in it”. Ninny spouting this? We WANT predators subject to justice. Period. They’re not my friend, not my team, if they’re predators.

/sigh

BlueSky should require users to read the Wikipedia article on the "Is-Ought Problem" before replying or quoting things: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is%E2%8...

We have the best regime changes. The very best, like nobody's ever seen before.

Fucking WILD to see a member of congress chastising... congress

he got a 21 bongo salute

Trump probably won't live to see 2028 but that won't matter. Vance is the chosen one. Democrats in office need to start screaming removal now. Courage is contagious and if enough politicians start calling for it, it might steel enough Republican spines.

They're cutting healthcare but paying for troops to occupy our cities and harass our people. Intolerable

Colombian President Petro commenting on the US; “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."

The good news about an explicitly "Might Makes Right" foreign policy, where we do whatever we want to other countries because we can, is it will benefit us without causing blowback

(from 2003)

Yeah, you guys. Congress actually signed off on the Iraq invasion. We didn't even tell Congress about this one.

What a difference a year makes.

Chris Murphy: "Clearly this is wildly illegal. This is a president who has been operating illegally since he was sworn in -- stealing from the American people, seizing spending power, now dragging America into a war overseas ... Donald Trump's entire foreign policy is corrupt."

For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines

So, if Maduro is found guilty of 34 felonies, he gets returned to the presidency, right?

"Alright boss, we got your AI spying app that gives mostly false positives because generative AI doesn't do anything except generate expected responses to queries." "Good, good. And did you remember to make the ads as trashy as humanly possible?" "You know it!"

So a lot of the charges against Maduro are either cocaine importation, which Trump pardoned Hernandez for, or owning machine guns, which is a constitutionally protected right in the US

W h e l p .

Everything is wrestling. #politics

OK but like drinking your coffee black is the obvious best position

Well you know it's bullshit because Republicans are excited about arresting someone for having guns

“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.

I want to help make a government that isn’t evil and works so well that you don’t really think about it

I’m dead serious that we need to bring back small-r republican virtues. Take presidents off our money, nothing is named after presidents, they don’t get to call themselves president after they retire

Everything Trump is saying suggests he spoke with oil companies and reached an agreement before they did this. I’m not sure how else he could say this so confidently.

maybe 249 years was enough

EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION

WHERE THE FUCK IS CONGRESS‽

i just found out trump can't do all that stuff cuz it's illegal

WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. CONGRESS? WHERE?! 🤔

Send Harrigan to Venezuela with a uniform. Let him fight.

Woof 😂 I learned that many people who follow politics take their party affiliation more seriously than their marriage vows, and will embrace anything if their side "wins" even if it requires abandoning prior supposedly-sincere beliefs 1/ bsky.app/profile/jims...

Compare this to Biden leaving Afghanistan & think about what the incentives are for every American politician