turns out that every moms for liberty school board type is so viscerally unpleasant on a personal level that they get thrown out at the next opportunity maybe something to consider the next time one of them is running for office somewhere

I wanted the Straw Hat Pirates, not the Blackbeard Pirates.

Two nights ago, I said Trump had been using our troops as pirates in Iran and a Republican got mad. Well… the president just admitted it. He literally bragged about doing piracy.

POTUS has a dentist on call 24/7. This is another weird disappearance around the first of the month for Trump.

whY WoN’t DeMoCRATs tONe doWn The RhEtorIC

THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT THANK YOU

i remember a few years ago some prominent right wing chud insisted that a “friend’s son” had perfect scores but was rejected from UC colleges because they had quotas for black people. [stares at camera]

Saint Anthony Preaches to the Fish, Girolamo Tessari, 16th c, 📸 by @lindseywasson

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

...a film which can be seen occasionally at pubtoons.com

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

I feel like the big three events of the last several decades that people have built entire nostalgia industries around Remember When This Hadn’t Happened are 9/11 (for the USA, anyway), the Great Recession, and Covid

i have to say that i think some of you who are perceiving more toxicity on bluesky just aren’t blocking aggressively enough

Brontosaurus ribs are so small now, they don’t even tip cars over anymore 😢

That was before they automated the dick sucking factory 😔

Gen Z has rediscovered the Flintstones & is realizing how dystopian the America of today is compared to 2 million years ago "Watching The Flintstones... has solidified my belief that I would have likely been happier working in a quarry as a brontosaurus operator."

Cartoon: Reverse Mermay post! With glory and honor to @katiecandraw.bsky.social for suggesting this 'trend' with her own fantastic art. I don't know that I will do any more for the month but hopefully I'll inspire someone else to post one of their own.

I just realized who Erika Kirk’s frown reminds me of and it’s that old man puppet Jeff Dunham used to bring out

so many people doubted 'the adults in the room' theories, because how could you not, Trump I was bad enough? but it's been validated beyond any shadow of a doubt to our great misfortune

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

ISAAC CHOTINER: So, the food bowl. It's empty, you say? CAT: That's right. IC: And has it ever not been empty? C: Not that I can recall, no, it has not. IC: Fascinating. And this bit of food caught in your whiskers, where would you say that's- C: Now hold on, this is about the bowl, not

A really good interview with Tim about what we plan for this thing to be.

Three incredible things from this story: 1) the first words are “A 3-year-old hunter” 2) the “mentor” was exempt from “hunter education certification” bc of their “military training.” 3) the adult shot in the turkey hunt was an off-duty law enforcement officer.

Gotta admit that's a damn good soundbite

The people whom online gangs designate as lolcows rarely do anything to warrant it. Sometimes they're annoying, often they can be relied upon to react, but at the end of the day, enough people just need to conclude that bullying the person is fun and you're off to the races

Scalia, may he rest in torment, said that the overwhelming renewal of the VRA was not evidence of Congressional intent, but in fact evidence of the VRA’s *unfairness*, since everyone was too scared to vote against a “racial entitlement.” www.acslaw.org/expertforum/...

NEWS: MAGA influencer Craig Long has been arrested in a human trafficking and prostitution sting in Florida, along with Ryan Yates, a Trump supporter who pleaded guilty in Feb 2024 for his involvement in January 6. Long posted this photo with Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr. just a few weeks ago.

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

Everything about this image is extremely powerful to me

SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR

Okay, I'll bite. We don't allow cigarette advertising anymore. Is that "meaningless virtue signaling" or has it been part of a wider and more effective campaign to reduce the appeal of smoking? Advertising works, otherwise corporations wouldn't spend billions on it.

curious how Trump decided to attack NATO right after his long phone call with Putin

The edits CBS made here are severe, and depict a man who is much more petulant and incoherent than the broadcast would suggest. trib.al/xaPuJZc

tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

DOJ identified 4 green card holders who voted in 2024 in NJ, or 0.00006% of total votes. As I wrote in 2024, noncitizen voting remains extraordinarily rare. Audits find only a tiny handful of cases, most often green card holders who got bad advice from others.

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

love that Tim was like "this is libel but I don't even know what I'd get if I sued him, at this point I don't know how he affords a Happy Meal"

Jones: I heard this guy's a pedophile or smth Tim: I'M GONNA WEAR YOUR SKIN

Blue eyes don't actually exist, they are just a psy-op by Big Ocean to make the color blue more common on land.

New motion filed by the Sandy Hook families shows Alex Jones's little video outside of his studio claiming he was locked out by the state-appointed receiver isn't even true. Still banging the fake persecution drum even as he moves around his assets.

Wait, I thought if 60 Minutes edited an interview with a politician in the slightest, that was grounds for a lawsuit?

Last night was fun as hell and hoo boy we have so much more planned for the official takeover. Glad everyone liked the Emergency Broadcast and welcome new infowarriors.

This is gonna be such a wild fucking ride

👇👇

It won't. After that video last night, I'm pretty sure everything about infowars is just going to get funnier