Squirrel, you’ll be a woman soon - Urge Overkill

everyone: bsky needs a trust and safety person bsky: ok [hires an unsafe guy no one trusts] everyone: bsky needs a comms person bsky: gotcha [hires a feral child raised by wolves who never learned human language and, tragically, was born without fingers]

name a song with girl in the title but replace with squirrel: "squirrelfriend is better" -talking heads

dudes rock

i love pornography and my dream is to become a moderator some day

Oh, this is fantastic!

Advertise your account with just one image.

Supreme Court Holds, 6-3, That Black People Voting Violates Rights Of White Voters

the most testicle-centric administration in modern history

My read - and I could be wrong - is that "wokeness" became uncool in Silicon Valley, and defending or protecting trans people feels like it would be too "woke" for them to do with any vigor, while protecting people from overly mean trans people feels cool and good in the culture they're steeped in.

Yeah, I'm gonna start blocking people on sight who claim things won't get better. I don't need that negative, childish energy. If y'all wanna piss your pants on a daily basis and claim there's no hope, go do that somewhere else. Let the adults work. I don't have time for that nihilist bullshit.

when i said i missed 2000s era phpbb forums I didn't mean power tripping mods banning everyone cuz they weak

Dear white people Marginalized groups making you feel uncomfortable with mild criticism isnt actually harassment They just arent soothing your ego like your accustomed to.

Moderation is always a game of edge cases and judgement calls. The coin of the realm is the trust of your user base. Breaking the trust of key cliques can be extremely hard to come back from, and you want to avoid it if at all possible. That's why it's a hard job.

STOP SAYING THE FUCKING R-WORD. It's not cute. It's not funny. You know what that word means and how harmful it is. And letting your children revive that hateful terminology makes you disgusting. Low hanging fruit indeed.

Look at what this stream does to these goslings! They turn into super goslings in seconds. What a crazy world we live in.

As I was filming dozens of elder goslings, someone yells to me from their car, AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP IT REALLY HAPPENED, it never has before! "turn around and look at the babies behind you! Looks like they were just born!" as DOZENS of fresh bumbly yellow goslings RUSH TO THE STREAM!! 🪶 🐣

hey trekkies, check out the new french gender #startrek #JeSuisEntreprise

adding a new feature to bsky called "yikes"

brb, editing my bio to say i am si-shay

i am an under-babied american and i need more of you to baby me

seeking input from trans people please i am cis & need a house mate here a trans house mate is just fine by me & surely there are some trans people looking for an option. so i want to make that known BUT i don't want to sound like "chaser seeks prey" any guidance? [the chickens mostly stay out]

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

the team here at bluesky is thrilled to announce that in light of recent events we've hired a new head of trust and safety: the guy from this dril tweet

Hands up who hasn't set foot in Target since they fucked up 🙋‍♂️

Heheheheheheheheehehe!!!!

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DOZENS!

i do not like the plagiarizing murder-suicide waifu bad art machine that eats forests, no, sir, not one bit

Opinion | To win in 2028, democrats must embrace ballmaxxing

DOZENS!

seeking input from trans people please i am cis & need a house mate here a trans house mate is just fine by me & surely there are some trans people looking for an option. so i want to make that known BUT i don't want to sound like "chaser seeks prey" any guidance? [the chickens mostly stay out]

My most millennial opinion is that inflating your scrotum with surgilube is good, actually

DAMN.

AI makes me a better writer I see the absolute dog shit roadkill filth it produces, and I double down on the hard work of writing, filled with rage. (see what I did there)

If AOC is on one side & Cenk & Ryan Grim & Marge are on the other side it shouldn’t be difficult to figure out who’s speaking the truth & who’s a fucking Russian stooge asshole.

cumming “gravy style”

I need a replacement for my coffee mug but I have no plans to go to Goodland, Colby, Wakeeney, Bennett, or Burlington in the foreseeable future, and the manufacturer won't ship them in quantities less than 600.

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

may I offer you some Comrade DeVito in these trying times?

even if you are having a tough time with all the mother's day talk, please remember to brush your meds, take your water, and drink some teeth

Me: Here is a sunset Bluesky: THERE'S A GOT DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

Lots of Americans like this. Why would we want to “reconcile” with them?

happy Mother’s Day