I don’t know what aramco is but I bet it’s fucking evil as fuck

Elliott Smith is the Rage Against the Machine of sadness

All my son’s friends who love Ronaldo lack positive male role models

I’m Owen Hargreaves?

The old guy makes the game for this team. He's the foundation. Does everyone see it by now?

14th amendment don't miss

Is X the Everything App just about the seasonings stuck to the outside of it?

All Cops Are Buckets

I’m so offended that today is Thursday when it easily could have been Friday

In this stage of life, the most enjoyable thing I can do is go to sleep with my CPAP machine on

People have forgotten whether it’s pronounced Kamala or Kamala

I gotta get me some senior advisors. And some assistant senior advisors as well, maybe throw in a junior advisor just to help out the next generation

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Sorry I missed your karaoke birthday party I got sad send text

Is the Claude logo Claude’s butthole or someone else’s?

The closest I will ever get to LeBron playing with his son Bronny is being on unemployment at the same time as my son

My high school girlfriend had Mushaboom as the song on her MySpace homepage

Depressed, listening to James Brown, I’m in a funk

Maybe climate change is witches

I don’t know if any of you have had this experience, but I feel like I’m always living in a country that blows up other countries for no reason. Like ever since I was a little kid.

Want to see some fucked up shit?

Shout out to music

FDR could have said this today, except he’s dead I think

Google might be racist

How does one stop eating lasagna asking for me

Saw a headline that about how to “war proof your budget” and I hate it here

No one in real life has brought up that we’re at war with Iran

You should have to choose between voting and sending your kids to private school

Got an email from factcheck.org this morning and I was like, guys, we know, you don’t need to do this

A smart toaster knows it’s toasting a bagel

Accidentally made eye contact with a college student’s belly button yesterday and I’d like to apologize to the world

People say “one trick pony” like it’s a bad thing but goddamn it if I‘ve ever seen a pony do any sort of trick at all

I’m ready. I’m ready to be converted by a breathtakingly disingenuous He Gets Us commercial

The world is profane and the people who claim to be the holiest are the most profane of all. I’ve decided to start swearing more in my day to day life.

I did the math, and I am worth a tiny fraction of my weight in gold

The trials for these people should be held in Nuremberg

I’m afraid all of this is going to be memory holed in like 6 months and dems will be walking back their abolish ICE statements. I’m so afraid of that happening. Don’t let that happen.

Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks

Ok, please stop posting screenshots of nazis from the other site. I’m here. I don’t want to be there. I don’t want to see what some nazi thinks about whistles or anything else, and I don’t care that you’re dunking on them.

I’m in a room full of conservatives and it will take everything in me not to lose my shit today

If ICE murdered me, my republican parents would make excuses for ICE

WETTTT FAARRRTTT NOIISSSESSSS

professor and writer Anton Treuer gave us an Ojibwe version of “ICE OUT” ikogaan mikwam=ice, go away!

You know your country is fucked when SEPP BLATTER is speaking out

I’m telling all the people in my life who are equivocating about Alex’s murder and ICE in general to go fuck themselves. Alternatively, I’m calling them “dumb fucks” and I encourage you to do the same

Teaching my kids Spanish, starting with “chinga la migra”

Chinga la migra

Trying to balance work, grieving, and dissociation

I live in a country where the state can murder you, won’t investigate it, and all the most powerful people in the world will slander you, if your politics are wrong

ICE is not welcome here. Or anywhere else.