A Blue Tit in the Cherry Plum Tree eating a mealworm it's holding under its foot 🪶 #birds

the idea that wael’s dad will probably not be allowed to attend his son’s funeral is unbearable.

*nancy pelosi voice* Good Friday, whiskey Friday

Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

Who would this work on??

Almost like they were waiting for an excuse to do what they always wanted to do

in accordance with the prophecy

The law protects me and binds others, this can't be right!!

COLUMBO: just one more thing, sir, uh, you mentioned... when you had this terapy session, you said you made your terapist laugh? MURDERER: yes? COLUMBO: like... you were gettin a good grade? in terapy? but maybe you can explain that to me - is that normal ta want? or even possible ta achieve?

28 Beers Later: The Beer Temple

this is not a tiktok it is a documentary

If you’re looking for a bird for the theme of #tailsup , a wren is always a good choice. #birdoftheday

Shit like this is why it’s been fuck AI from day one. Always where it was heading.

I think about this almost every day

may Minneapolis reveal what people can do to keep each other safe from violence, and expose the lie that police work does the same thing. the violence is the police; safety is everyday acts like this:

of all the things that need to be done by dem politicians, voting against funding ice is going to be among the easiest and if you dont even have the stomach for that, man i dont know

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

Being described as someone “on the ground,” when that ground is your kids’ schools or your workplace is pretty fucking weird, but you don’t get to pick where you end up in history.

You're a stunted loser who has never succeeded and one day find yourself with power over a world renowned athlete who makes more in a week than you will in a year. Are you, an aryan, going to let them get away with that?

the thing about the prerogative state under a unitary executive is that every agent of the regime quickly approaches the status of a mini tyrant who, on a whim, can destroy whoever they want.

The next Nuremberg will need to include some judges.

Heated Rivalry but it’s Jurassic Park

I’m tired of being talked down to by people like this. They are doing the Elon Musk Mars In 2 Years bit but have tied the entire U.S. economy to a bespoke compliment generator. It’s time to start talking about these AI mutants like delusional babies.

british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober

“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA

World-historical batshitness: "We probably won't get anything unless I decide to use excessive strength & force where we would be frankly, unstoppable. But I won't do that. Now everyone's saying 'oh good.' …I won't use force. All the United States is asking for is a place called Greenland."

Things are especially normal at the New Statesman this week, where nobody is suffering some kind of dissociative crisis

From a highly reliable friend: ICE may be dressing in plain clothes to get access to students at schools, and get information about how the resistance is organizing. Be careful who you talk to. Don't engage with strangers with many questions. Vet folks you let into your organizing circles.

If it happens do you think they’d cancel classes?

The Associated Press has pulled its slug promising pool video of Trump changing planes

Donald Trump died today after opening the emergency door in flight and jumping out. Bystanders heard him say there was a "Filet-o-Fish on the wing"

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 It 🕯 and then some 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

This feels like a trap

This is why you never log off and never go to bed

On the plus side he was probably pretty scared for a moment there. If they told him what was happening that is

With Andy Walker commentating the Sunderland - Palace match, you get to hear repeatedly hear “Brian Brobbey” in a thick Glaswegian brogue

to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe

first they came for our supercitizens and i said nothing, because i didn’t exercise powers that exceed those of ordinary citizens while being shielded from legal accountability

Chase the idea that this behavior will meet a consequence out of your heart by remembering Marjorie Taylor Greene did far worse—accosting a school shooting survivor on camera to accuse him of being a crisis actor—and for two months she has been dining out with media executives for a contributor job

BREAKING: The Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota has just donated $10,000 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an essential org working on the frontlines to protect people from ICE's terror.

New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

Yeah that’s the only difference for sure

Labour Delenda Est Most transphobic party and PM I've experienced, and I was alive for Thatcher "bUt ReFoRm" i don't care lol. You're worse than them, because you are doing this to us NOW, for no reason.

Get in losers we're doing cold war revisionist history.