It’s really weird to see Bill and Kevin from MST3K speak as human beings because all I can think is that they’re doing an impression of a robot I know

THIEL (red eyes, veins bulging): Mind if I say some stuff that you'd walk away from at a bus stop?

Don't you see? He literally won us the right to tell cops we fucked their wives!

Rename it all for Dolores Huerta.

Words his parents heard at every parent-teacher conference

Breakfast of champions

Imagine getting paid millions to play a game for a living and having less grace than the average little leaguer

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me @ team usa this entire world baseball classic

Kyle Schwarber took his silver medal off before he even made it to the dugout

Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic

Can’t believe the pep talk from… American sniper I think? didn’t rally team USA enough

a 9 1 1 against the usa you say

I’m not reading your substack.

It’s really lovely to see so many Americans rooting against the US

If you lose standing for something that’s a victory and you will be welcomed by voters in the future if you continue to stand on it. It’s better to lose on principle than win on strategy. Because you pushed an agenda forward. The only true failed campaigns are the ones that flame out chasing polls.

for the troops

Who's excited?

I wonder how exactly vile creep @bluesmobile.bsky.social figures that naked misogyny & transphobia is a reasonable response to being blocked by a complete stranger, for accurately noted bad vibes? Typical blue maga brownshirt.

Getting pretty horny about being slightly out of touch

Made some summer food to fight back against the snow. Goat cheese balls and slaw. Enjoy the plates that many of you probably have

Most important detail of the video is REYNOLDSBURG* OH MENTIONED 💜💛 *misspelled

BREAKING: Arizona authorities have filed criminal charges against Kalshi for allegedly operating an illegal gambling business and unlawfully ‌allowing people to place bets on elections.

“He was deceived by Israel” is going to be the story so many people are going to reach for and I think creating this stabbed in the back myth is going to have some really bad consequences down the line.

A couple of mute swans serving up lovely #Reflections on Wildwing Lake in Kensington Metropark #birds

spring break. wooo

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

He has since posted about how correct he was, and how none of these criticisms bother him, fourteen times in the last three hours

“Dune: Messiah” trailer tomorrow time to meme dump

Hilary Cass? the noted British pediatrician?

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

Strike has begun, 3,800 meat packing workers in Colorado have walked off the job

That's one way to get your dinner. A Grey Heron on Loch Fleet, Northern Scotland #BirdOfTheDay #Splash #birds #ukbirding #olympus

#BirdoftheDay #Splash Long-billed Thrasher taking a bath, Estero Llano Grande SP (TX), December 2025. #birds #originalcontent #photography 📷🪶

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

These Pernicious Gambling Apps Will Embed Themselves Deeper and Deeper Into Public Life, Disintegrating Social Trust In Unpredictable and Dangerous Ways vs. No It Won't

Ik voelde me creatief

Michael B. Jordan's reaction to winning his first ever Oscar. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

I got you ✊🏾

I was looking for this post. 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

We watched KLUTE tonight and it was nothing like i expected. Plus it’s really fun to say

i received a cease and desist for mentioning this once in an article about books 🙃

Hi. Please crosspost this. Unequivocally fuck crypto, my instagram has been hacked

Ex move,

my take on birth rate discourse: If the only way our species can keep going is by forcing the half of the population born with Unlucky Organs into reproductive slavery, we should go extinct, and good riddance