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"tell me we didn't just fire a dozen $500,000 missiles at a $200 camel" "sir, no evidence of any camel present, sir!"

I think people who lost an election probably shouldn't be giving out advice on winning strategies.

I remember taking the mandatory engineering ethics class in college where we learned about how your job comes with serious responsibility; how software that handles medicine delivery can kill people if there are bugs or how the Hyatt Regency walkway collapse happened. No one seemed to care.

Hate when this guy shows up in my feed

fun Weird West dev anecdote: there was a decal on a gun shop that said "riffles" instead of "rifles", i pointed it out in the slack and this was the fix that came through and shipped

ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington

Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year. Im sure there will be no issues there at all.

The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction

the Percussionist's Gambit #bocchitherock

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

I honestly think James Cameron's secret is that he desperately wants the audience to think his movies are cool as hell. He's not snobbishly making films purely to impress critics and other filmmakers OR cynically cranking out slop. He wants expertly-crafted crowd-pleasers.

Pizza is a good metaphor for religion. The kind you grew up with is the only real kind and the bastards who like it different from you are all going to hell. But it's all the same ingredients*. *Except for those infidels that put the sauce on top. You and your stupid casserole will burn forever.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/

jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation

this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls

forest fire yuri

NYT provides no evidence here, probably because the claim is flatly untrue. See eg recent Pew data, or many posts on the subject from @gelliottmorris.com this year www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN...? FUCKING AKWA-MAN?!

TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/

There is a youtube video called "how to play skaven" that has the single funniest image ever created for any youtube video in the history of the universe and @fsohns.bsky.social needs to see it

The core concept I'd wanna hit for my Neo XXVC Future Solar System Pulp Thing I think would be "Fight for the Future". See, I fucking LOATHE how the shithead corporate technocrat monsters have effectively stolen the very idea of progress and futurism and made it all about their messianic fantasies

I’ve done some catalogue searching and am fairly confident in saying that 5/10 titles in this list do not exist (1, 2, 4, 5 and 7). Sloppy, unacceptable, and a real kick in the guts to real authors with real books they’d love people to buy and read!

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

The Indiana Senate Majority Leader is posting AI Slop of him kicking the shit out of Santa

This is how John Fetterman’s Christmas is going

crying

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

blunt force feminization (blunt force feminization)

Uh oh… This spell said it would help “familiarize” me with magic, but I think there’s been a big misunderstanding here!! W-Wait, I’m not a stray pet for the taking!! Someone help!! #TFEveryday #TFTuesday #transfur

Opossum girl 🖤

drew Curly Brace for Cave Story's 21st anniversary #cavestory

CHARLES DICKENS: Marley was dead, to begin with TWITCH CHAT:

When the most toxic couple you know breaks up and makes it everyone's problem

Christmas Eve in downtown Ottawa: Man wearing a giant syringe with the word “bioweapons” written on it stages a lonely protest against digital IDs and international pedophile cabals

potential EME alert 🚨- apparently the Japanese are signing up to bluesky in droves. If you check the newskies feed 99% of posts are now Japanese cc: @surfdude29.ispost.ing @laurenshof.online

(I commissioned madu.straw.page to draw this)

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

Finally got some photos of Australia’s “blue ant”, Diamma bicolor, which is not an ant at all but a shockingly large metallic blue thynnid wasp, wingless and solitary, that hunts mole crickets. Been meaning to shoot this thing for years.

For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art

racist tradcath has to be seen, I think, as its own form of heresy

I'm sorry, I heard this so clear in my head I just had to actualize it