This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised

I love love love LA

Whoever at the league office let Valks-Liberty be seafoam v violet needs to be reprimanded

Elon Musk is a mass murderer.

Also this!!!

Susan Collins is both the scorpion and the frog in the fable.

oooooooooooooooooooof

brain damage turning you into a Republican is a little too on the nose

The dumbest, most unserious people on earth

Lake Charles #RecallJeffLandry locations louisianadeservesbetter.com

Yes sure. Why not expend our most limited ABM capabilities in defense of a country that has their own ABM systems in a pointless war that achieved nothing?

oh. well that seems fine.

this is fine

Okay now I'm looking forward to it

I’m not sure anything has soured me more on the concept of a rational market than Elon company valuations

This is sad

"The Weathermen’s disdain for their privilege is what made them so unnerving to the establishment. That and all the bombs." is just objectively funny writing

"But it's some good content, isn't it?" -also the NYT editorial board, who helped get us here

hard to exaggerate how heroic these men were. they likely saved dozens of children's lives. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Bro, if you only knew how wrong you are "The amount of extra effort that’s required to do that is just not gonna have much ROI"

Death, taxes, and Paige Bueckers from the midrange

Standing on top of a mountain, with my entire chest: Fuck Matt Taibbi

ok leni

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All the bunting haters: you're wrong

T☁️ rolling up in Rickea's jersey tonight is Exhibit I've Lost Count in her being the fucking best

Jeff. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. You find a sign on top of a mountain saying "You have fucked off." Keep going past it. Don't stop fucking off.

"self-" doing yeoman's work here

A wise Colonel once wrote that soldiers want to go through hard, realistic training. That sometimes you have to practice being miserable. But there is no place in the profession for abuse or hazing. What we do is tough enough.

any realistic discussion has to start from the ground truth that america is a *very* low-tax society compared to similar nations we collect about 25% of GDP as tax revenue. germany? 38%. denmark? 45%. we are already a turbo low tax society!

Jesus fucking Christ this hed is journalistic malpractice

Hasn't even been a year and Zohran's governance is having a massive impact on my family. Our daycare was able to open a 15-seat 3K program because of the 2,000 extra seats the admin funded. Everyone we know got in somewhere they wanted. This is gonna save us almost 50 grand.

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that's not good

I see his point. Zero times two is still zero.

a funny thing about the US coal industry is that O'Reilly Auto Parts, a company that is *never* mentioned in national political discourse, employs more people than the ENTIRE US coal industry

There is a certain level of wealth that cooks the human brain

Ken Paxton is one of the most corrupt people in politics. Texans should be sending him to prison — not the Senate.

This sucks so much

Tbh, I kind of feel like the more egregious the shit like this he pulls is, the easier it's going to be to just declare Trump's entire second term retroactively null and void come 2029.

I genuinely struggle to understand what these people think is going on

Meanwhile the Nats are 23-25 and gave up 10 runs in the top of the 12th last night and everyone's over here going "hey, this ain't bad!" Baseball is funny like that.

Sent the group chat a picture of my partner's dog in a coat this weekend. Got this back:

lolllllllllll

The last time I can remember DOJ signing a sweetheart deal like this it was, well, Jeffrey Epstein

Pretty much (The next Democratic administration must regard this deal as illegitimate and invalid and prosecute these crooks into the sun)