We salute a true hero 🫡

Any responsible board would take this threat as an opportunity

he was just going to get his car in case he had to throw the body in the trunk and drive it to NYC

damn this would've been a great time for alt text

The enshittification of everything continues apace

How did we ever get from Harvard Hot or Not dot com to here

This is the first logical explanation I've heard. Probably the last, too.

Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

"The debate over whether Democrats need to cut trans people loose in order to win elections should be over."

Anyone got a gift link to this? I need my monthly dose of schadenfreude.

polezni durak

jesus christ don't threaten me with a good time

US media did the “today is rhe day Trump became president” thing about peace deal and then forgot about it

lol

In retrospect ICE fucking with the Pope's hometown may turn out to have been a mistake

i miss the good old days when you could get a shloske for 9.50

Truly, the funniest line out of Zohran's mouth during the campaign was something to the effect of "Habibi, you have spent more than the two percent I was asking for." I died.

They love the troops™️ Until they don't.

This is getting dunked on like a hoop during All Star Weekend A stroll through the quotes is about as entertaining, too

Damn, this is fantastic. And now I need to rewatch Predator.

Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.

Looks like the Birchers weren’t entirely wrong about domino theory

Unfathomably bad? My guy, I watched the Saints play in the 80s and 90s, this is extremely fathomable

😙👌

[on the cbs morning call] staffer: we should probably say something about the election bari weiss [hasn't slept, hungover, tweaking]: breaking news, you're fired. olivia reingold: mommy can i dress up as carmen sandiego and investigate if zohran mamdani killed dick cheney bari weiss: fucking DUH

It's time to get over the shock and the scapegoating of November 2024. The reality is--as it has always been--that the existence of transgender people is not a drag on the Democratic Party. We have yet more indefatigable proof of this point. Lock in and win.

When we look at this gubernatorial campaign where Earle-Sears tried for an all-transphobia-all-the-time campaign against Spanberger, and didn't even make a dent in her 15 point victory, we need to draw some vital conclusions here: transphobia is not killing the Dems. Period. Get over it.

the douchehat springs eternal

Land doesn't vote.

Surely that cost him the ele-- *touches earpiece* I'm getting some news

too real

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

The contrast between the absolute loathing Californians feel for Newsom should really give people pause who keep talking him up. Like if you only know a guy from soundbites and his acfual constituents hate him? Maybe take a beat to find out why (pro tip, the reasons are legion & valid.).

just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.

“widespread food insecurity” oh so like cutting SNAP for millions of Americans

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

This is the lord's work

You still have a job, so

No notes.

Who among us doesn't get MRIs (and take cognitive impairment assessments) for funsies?

It's self-parodic is what it is

"Keystone Kash" is a bar, but how the hell does the US Attorney for DC get to overrule the FBI Director on FBI personnel decisions

Military (esp junior enlisted) if you missed SNAP or WIC this month, AER will make it up. www.armyemergencyrelief.org/offices/ Type in which you missed, apply for that amount.

PEOPLE PAY INTO UI IT'S NOT A FUCKING HANDOUT

Just the most empty-headed dipshits

"We need to come up with five counter messages and poll test them before we respond" -Dem consultants

“in my official capacity as the head of the FBI, i demand that you stop talking about my girlfriend” is some profoundly embarrassing and unprofessional shit, and that’s before you remember no one *is* talking about his girlfriend, they’re talking about him taking FBI jets to see her