You know what? A horse *is* a horse, of course, of course.....

Judi Dench takes her time with those, so this might be more of a Kill Bill situation

I'll never forget the many "leftists" who bought her bullshit from the beginning because they didn't like Biden. It was absolutely legit to hate Biden. To eat up propaganda in service of that hate? Sorta gross

I forgot that I posted a (imo) banger reply to one of MikeF's tweets

Disgusting, awful, bigoted, and dangerous. But I am not an expert in the area and can’t comment on how effective it was electorally.

Wonder what your thoughts would be on the $250M ad campaign that was simply various forms of, "we need a Final Solution to the Trans Question"

Was there much actual thinking involved?

Definitely. They viewed it as “deport the bad guys” but the admin obviously has no limiting principle at all.

My point is that the phrase “mass deportations” did not have a fixed meaning in the mind of the public. For example, several polls from before the election showed majority support for “mass deportation” AND majority support for a path to legal status for most undocumented people.

Because the meaning of “mass deportation” in the American public’s mind is incredibly important going forward, as Trump claims an electoral mandate for a project that will take a decade or more, and which Congress gave more funding to in the OBBBA than at any previous point in history.

Written in *2016* and y'all are still trying to find the "good Germans" amongst Trump's base slate.com/news-and-pol...

Lol why would he do this privately, he's a senator!!

Even if jeffrey epstein never existed not a single person on the planet would be shocked to find out that donald trump is a pedophile

All rules should have some reasonable exceptions and I believe you should be allowed to issue credible death threats to people who consistently make bad posts

Be mindful with your posts, I dont know if Fetterman is right wing enough for people to get suspended for saying this is funny

Congress has a 20% approval rating on a good day, no one cares

It's hilarious that Trump always 100% agrees with the last person he happened to speak to. The problem is that 99.9% of the time, the last person he spoke to is either a professional bullshitter or some deranged moron whose entire concept of politics was derived from right wing facebook hoaxes

I'm moving toward accepting that AI might be useful for very stupid people and you also matter! You don't matter as much as me, but in some small way you do matter

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Why would I hate-read anything? We are only on this planet for a limited amount of time and I'd rather spend mine doing things I like. Plus, I'm not into body horror

Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

The guys who rioted during covid lockdowns because they couldn't get a harcut or harass food servers are going to fold on day 2 of the civil war, if they manage to survive that long

The people he's talking about here have charisma levels somewhere around the Mariana Trench and it would be fucking amazing if they tried making tiktoks

I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds

One thing I don't like about bluesky, and about social media in general, is that if you're just minding your business being a repulsive piece of garbage and trying to drive engagement by being obnoxious because that's your only viable option, people notice this and treat you like shit. Not fair!

I dont know why these people seem to think that every elected office is a lifetime appointment. But sometimes it can be if people actually like you! Maybe go try working on that instead of whining about Brad Lander, dumbass

She probably got chewed out good on that phone call. Like, why is this show coming on, I thought we installed you at CBS to stop this shit?

Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin

An extra funny thing about this clip is Rogan's "What's that mean?" is such an impeccably smug gotcha and it works 100% of the time on right wingers, but I'm pretty sure he just actually didn't know and was sincerely asking lol

im going to say it again. you can just ignore that guy. hes a ludicrous dumbo. nothing he says matters

megan mcmardle not being on here is one of the site's greatest blessings. importing her dumb takes via screenshots is like placing cursed soil in an enchanted forest and watching the trees shrivel to ash

Little late to this but this show rules

I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list

I forgot that I posted a (imo) banger reply to one of MikeF's tweets

Cyberpunk is every time you go to a taco bell and one of the menu screens is fucked up

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs here's one of mine

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies

elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence

The 5 best genres of football player are: 1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back 2 Unstoppable train RB 3 Game wrecking DE 4 Don't go over the middle near him safety 5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT

Why is everyone/everything so fucking annoying

Tuesday is the "Stupid Day" of my week. Tuesday, you suck shit, and have no redeeming qualities. I'd sentence you to die by electric chair if I could!

Has anyone tried to make the case yet that calling it “AI slop” is rude to computers

later on, I am going to be reading Albert Einstein's papers while in a tuxedo in case someone happens by and takes a picture of me

Yeah, the Grink WAS there, actually. Good guy. Actually.

I’m the lawyer who represents dipshit sports fans who bother athletes at the stadium. I am happy with my choices and I think my work matters