[rancid] ground beef for brains President

“Elon Musk claims to be concerned about global population collapse. Yet over and over again, he stresses the importance of preserving the character and integrity of white, European societies through birth rates.” www.liberalcurrents.com/what-to-the-...

[upon turning 40 years old] I am going to spend the next 8 years fucking myself up so much that no one will be able to say that I *don't* look younger than I do [soon to be "did"] at 40, because I will not look anything like I would have if I hadn't spent 8 years doing whatever I'm going to do!

The Fart Poop

Ugh

More denunciations of the Justice Dept sending agents to the home of reporters ===>

It’s crazy how all these fucking idiots are surprised that even after they roll over for Trump time after time he’ll still come after them immediate if his dementia riddled brain gets slightly mad at them. It’s almost like he’s a petulant child and everyone that has a brain knows it.

“We didn’t think that he would eat OUR faces!” cries out the New York Times.

“Trump Takes Bold Stance on the First Amendment”

No what you mean to say is it "shocked the conscience" of a management and editing staff who has rolled over for Trump time after time and can't believe they're still getting treated like this

We made you the protagonist!

[turning 40 years old and panicking] "If I don't do something drastic RIGHT NOW, I am going to look like shit in 8 years!!!!"

I love how he used spent six years on his elite anti-aging program to age 15 years

I like how his biggest change just looks like he stopped drinking for a few months and his second that he bought a shade darker hair dye, all while aging normally

He wishes. (Or maybe I'm projecting)

Mitch McCondeathnell

"Anti-aging" pioneer Bryan Johnson is 48 years old. What a fraud

You can have Hootie or you can have The Blowfish. You can't have both.

Catfish *and* The Bottlemen???? In *THIS* economy???!!!

Wait..... Trump saw *22* specialists??!!!!

This isn’t funny but it is hilarious. I’m so sorry to everyone who had to go to school with this guy.

Mitch McCondeathnell

I think we should just have Kid Rock play whatever that annoying song was of his from 1999ish on the roof of the White House.

Nonstop. all day, every day

This was in my drafts and I don’t remember the occasion, but it’s fine because we’re all going to die.

Just look at this glorious piece of art.

Charles Adams (Addams Family) had some other great, twisted comics. Beautiful illustrations too.

have you ever seen the toys where the various monstros are giving apologetic press conferences?

This isn’t a cultural thing either because there’s definitely Kaijus in the Godzilla universe that people regard purely in horror but Godzilla is sort of a big fella asking us to get along and live our best lives

Even the way people react to him is like this. King Kong gets the whole twas beauty that felled this great land ape emotive speech thing but every Godzilla movie has people simply pointing at Godzilla going “hey! It’s Godzilla!”

King Kong I don’t feel that way about because he’s a big monkey and he’s scared to be running around a city but Godzilla seems more or less happy to be doing Godzilla things

Godzilla ruins a lot of people’s lives but I do think when he emerges out of the sea everyone has to be like yay it’s Godzilla

This is Data slander.

we all love a "non feminizing" dose of Estrogen, don't we boys

Smoking that shit that makes you Lt. Commander Data

my only issue with Tubi (aside from the right wing shithead ownership) is they tend to have just the dub of foreign films- not always but often enough and seemingly always with obscure films I'm excited to find lol 📽️

𝗩𝗜𝗕𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗖𝗞: Cynical Populist Myths on Healthcare Funding Challenged Amid Legal Pressures on Scholarships for Minorities.

what i like about lauren boebert is that you don’t have to know colorado politics to understand her. she’s from florida. jayson, shooters, beetlejuice musical handjob, it’s all florida

I just had to run through an incredibly laborious process for a recall on a grill brush and it's a frustrating reminder of our fucked up economic system the way the whole process was clearly designed to be annoying and maximize the number of people who don't bother going through with it

We need to severely punish every person who would endanger the entire world to retain power

I think we should just have Kid Rock play whatever that annoying song was of his from 1999ish on the roof of the White House.

One for each braincell.

He’s trying to steal the election.

Amazing. We were warned last year that the timeline was not sufficient to make all the necessary modifications. And I guess now we know how that turned out.

Yeah it’s this one

Nah I think this is either a generic diner set or an actual diner that they decorated with Chinese tchotchkes.

I'm also imagining what the production team must've told the owners of that restaurant. 'We'd like to shoot an ad here...' 'Oh, neat, what's it about?' 'Well..."

Marsha Blackburn's new ad is so racist that it makes me wonder if mainstream Republicans could have gotten away with something like this back in the 1980s or 90s.

She can't even talk this is fucking so weird