This from John Waters is one of my favorite pieces of advice, “If you really hate the movie, just look at the lamps in it and pretend the movie is about lamps.”

It’s never not lost on me that people wanna complain that DD/InstaCart/Uber Eats drivers/shoppers don’t get paid very well and feel bad about it but STILL USE IT REGARDLESS. Like either do the shopping yourself or accept that you are contributing to the problem out of convenience, pick one.

Hassett objectively has one of the more irritatingly smug ass faces I’ve seen in recent memory, like that is weaponized smug.

This is why housing should be treated as a human right and not an investment

Man, Nintendo is going to make this guy’s children’s grandchildren pay off the massive judgment that Nintendo is gonna win off of him.

Beyond the goofy implications that terrorizing citizens is a theater of war, it says a lot about how this administration wants to be see as this crusading force instead of acting like an actual government.

Guess ICE didn’t get the memo

I became a fan of Thrice almost 23 years ago, we’ve had up and downs in that relationship but I’ve always maintained that they were good people and I’ll always support them based on that. Seeing this all but confirms that I made the right choice.

Bruh, if you actually wanted to do some stomping, I’m sure ICE would’ve gave you a job along with the rest of the chuds but instead you’re just talking shit on a podcast as if you’re involved, pure loser shit

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

These people undeniably live in their own echo chamber of the world if they think creating an even bigger reason to hate and undermine them is gonna make people just give up on this.

People have been screaming about him taking away the nation’s guns over this but let’s be real for a moment: People have let children be gunned down in schools because they didn’t wanna lose their guns. I think believe many Americans are too selfish and stubborn to let this happen.

Well what people want from the news is being informed of current events, not a weak, watered down diet version of Fox News and The Daily Wire. Maybe go do that, it might work!

“Man, fuck this diverse, multicultural waddle, I’m gonna go down this path to preach the fruits of remigration!” “Alright, Kyle, have fun with that!” Narrator: Sadly, Kyle perished all alone for he was a pack animal and freedom alone couldn’t keep him alive by himself.

“Left-leaning”

I wonder if they’re gonna pull a North Korean move and use ICE to be handlers for the American athletes to prevent any fraternization among the the other international athletes, because otherwise I have no actual idea as to why they’d even be there in the first place.

cortana, i... no longer need you

People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups. Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight. #megaman #pixelart #ドット絵

I turned 38 today. Spent the whole day snowed in alone and played video games, it was peaceful and I can’t complain. The older I get, the more this Patton Oswalt bit becomes relevant to me. It’s also not lost on me that our current president acts exactly like the old man in the bit.

So Kyle Rittenhouse, who attended a protest armed with a loaded assault rifle and killed 2 people is a right-wing hero. But Alex Pretti who had a holstered, permitted handgun, was recording ICE, and tried to help a pepper-sprayed woman deserved to die? No one is buying this BS.

We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun

1000%. Plus, let’s say Kyle got shot and killed brandishing his rifle, conservatives and right wing media would still be talking about it to this very day as if it was a grave injustice that he was killed while trying to exercise his freedom of expression or some bullshit. It’s always been phony.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

Man if Biden came out rocking a yellow head and leprosy the press would've had a field day

And this is why the butt should always be an option.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

we are all sluggo on this blessed day

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist

Important perspective from Greenland.

Young me had to learn this on my own, I would’ve been thrilled to have something like this playing that game

The "strategy" depends upon other countries smiling and giving him what he wants.

Lol. Lmao even.

By the five year point, I expect those things to not just fall apart but all the components fall off simultaneously like in a cartoon. Couldn’t imagine being stuck with it for additional five years after that.

One of the more hilarious beefs Trump has is with the American professional football industry and it’s actually one of his greatest weaknesses. He tried to take the USFL on against the NFL, he failed miserably. He tried to buy the Buffalo Bills, the NFL told him to get bent. This man holds a grudge.

everybody in the trump administration looks like this

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

The wildest thing about the incels complaining about the look of Sophie Turner in the upcoming Tomb Raider show is that most of these dorks weren’t even born yet during her prime as a gaming icon in the 90’s and probably never played a TR game as well. Get off my lawn, you shitty kids.

I’d live in this home and do nothing by play The B-52’s and watch David Lynch movies in it all day

ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that

this is genuinely incredible

In a real world administration, these would be devastating numbers to get from a poll. However, since we have cartoon level villains running the show on no shame, this just warrants eye rolling from them. That fucking sucks.

The kids are alright

Pure Wormtongue ass shit

Laura Jedeed on applying for a job with ICE: "I expected them to Google me, and they didn't ... they sent me a final job offer ... what's disturbing is we don't know who is wearing these masks with guns in our city. We don't know if they have domestic violence convictions."

Conservatives not beating the perpetually uncool streak I see