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an AR-15 costs less than two sticks of RAM. this is a market economy establishing an incentive structure

I would never say something like ”Chewbacca fucks.” I would never say that

when It Happens, David Gilmour & Roger Waters will finally reunite to release the worst Pink Floyd song you’ve ever heard

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

Pam Bondi 2014 campaign ad

Yes, hi, do you have Prince Andrew in a can?

Today's video is a fun one. Vince Offer, the ShamWow Guy, is running for Congress in the midterms! But for some reason, the internet seems to have forgotten a key part of his completely bonkers history... skepchick.org/2026/02/the-...

Being diurnal is woke nonsense

chest full of ghosts

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Chewbacca fucked

I may have bought coffee that is laced with amphetamines

well that was quite a day on bluesky, boy we sure had some laughs! and hey!! tomorrow is friday! hell yeah

TOR already exists.

why does their appear to be chocolate smeared in my wallet

Haunted chicken pot pies

I‘m declaring this week over. tomorrow is now Friday. Plan accordingly. If you need to notify your boss then print this out and show it to them

kamala harris only lost the election because the government didnt want her peeling the paint off the walls with her catastrophically stinky farts. they loved her support of genocide, and strict immigration laws, but the farts were just too much.

a tall glass of ass

who could have known a former vice president's big wet stinky farts were so controversial jeez

CEOs Never Cum

I need everyone to see the RoboCop Oreo clip

Are you even comfymaxxing while WFH?? I groutfitmogg my coworkers in the teams chat

as a leftist, here is a technology i’m excited about

Anyone who unironically communicates like this needs to be put into an OceanGate submarine

who up filing their nails into tiny daggers

Hard agree. They must be exposed and closed immediately.

In 1993 Rev. Jesse Jackson was arrested after blocking 5th Avenue as part of a group protesting the Clinton Administration's policy of maintaining a detention camp for Haitian political refugees. A lifetime of direct action and protest regardless of who was in power. Rest in peace

These? They're my dippin' jeans

You know what's gay? soap You know what ISN'T gay? doing sauna days with your buds and recording it for everyone to see

@edwardodell.bsky.social Were you in Chicago???

i'm aways saying this

Is the word Whole supposed to look like cum

You think that's thirst you're busting?

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

If you up the contrast and brightness you can see his eyelid positions through the glasses. Clearly looking at the bottom left cartoon.

This is one motherfucking hell of a thread

had that dream again

if the richest man in the world, is a snivelling miserable friendless garbage loser why does anyone think hoarding wealth is aspirational

Letters to Cletus