So You've Decided to Be an Online Nuisance by I.P. Freely

You could never make a show like Simon and Simon today. It just wouldn’t be possible

Night Wolf is real and he knows how to party

If you haven't watched the Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975 yet you really need to do so.

Begging people to care. Bigfoot cares. And she’s disappointed. #art

If a stray thought crossed your mind, it would be shot for trespassing.

*packing a bowl of instant potato flakes into the bong* okay, science says

i love “bohemian rhapsody”. i love “ä day in the life”. i love “paranoid android” but belle and sebastian i love you so much. youtu.be/gk49dYjfY-M?...

A POSITIVE THOUGHT FOR TODAY Honestly, voting is like taking a bus. The bus is 15 minutes late, you need to transfer midway to another busline that seems to go the opposite direction but this is the bus that Google maps tells you to take, and then you get on and its crowded because its rush hour and

NIGHT. GOAT. youtu.be/YYCVmRcerRo

A meme is a wish your heart makes ♥️

roberta flack voice 🎶the first time💞🎙️ 🎶ever i licked your pits💞🎙️

lol we're so fucked "US officially moves to dismantle drinking water PFAS regulations" Source: Chemistry World share.google/8mcIqyRS3xye...

Day 3: this sauerkraut ain’t shit Day 7: this smells terrible wtf? Day 10: is this gonna kill me? Day 14: . . . youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4

𝓐 𝘍𝘦𝘸 ˢᵐᵃˡˡ 𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖘

In 1976 lifeguards looked like this

Another ICE abduction this morning in Nashville.

today's wizards dont do pointy hats and dragon fireworks they capture and create loops live, on the fly, and thus accompany themselves in magical ways

Just when u thought u couldn’t love them even more…

@zapatistassiempre.bsky.social check this guy out

This summer I’m going “off grid” For good and powering my home with potatoes. I’ve done the math. I’ve read the science. If I fill my garage with shelving units I can set up a potato battery powerful enough to charge my phone. If I fill the rest of my house with shelving units I should be good

Grogu tried to buy an eighth from me and I sold him potting soil.

🚨🚨🚨MUTUAL AID ALERT🚨🚨🚨

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

Agatha Christie's The Fast and the Furious

I wrote in "Hamas" and my electoral votes still all went to Kamala. You have no idea what you're even mad about, you're just sure you're the good guy cause you voted for the right loser. nice.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Mogwai Kool Keith RATM Mars Volta Jethro Tull Iggy and The Stooges Crystal Castles Tori Amos Venetian Snares Stone Temple Pilots

Grogu fell asleep on an engine block. Real horror show once the belts caught him

HOW ABOUT YOU READ A CUPPLAH DEEZ NUTZ IN YO FUCKIN MOUFFFF #owned #sheshed #sexy #smokefleet #Spurs

I should put random people on weird lists but only for nice shit that is as confusing as it is a compliment -dolphin approved -probably smells good -will NOT be attacked by a bear on my watch -pure light dumpling

Happy World Bee Day 🐝 #WorldBeeDay #bee #pollinators #bees #nature #wildlife

It’s times like these that I think about old Fozzie Nutmeg and how he used to wail away on the kazoo

Happy #WorldBeeDay! Bees are a crucial part of our ecosystem not to mention our food supply. It’s *always* time for bees!

yesssss who up for another day of endless suffering?... 😌

Impeachment is no longer sufficient. He must be dangled by a crane over the yawning pit of the demolished ballroom and shaken by his bloated ankles until all the money falls out. This is the new median position

it must symbolize something unseen

Where my love is going There will I go. Where his boat is rowing I will row. We will laugh together, Together we will cry. If he lives I will live, If he dies I die. Where my love is going There will I go. Where his boat is rowing I will row.

おいてかないで〜〜〜ってなってます 📷20260517 #野毛山動物園 #ミナミコアリクイ

Theda Bara from a poster for When a Woman Sins (1918).

Buff Yoda

Lol platner sycophants term searching blackwater so they can white knight for the Nazi tattoo and completely ignore everything else.

how this make you feel white boy?

got kicked out of my dark magick cult for constantly trying to summon the ghost of dom deluise. "we're gonna call up Baphomet, The Sabbatic Goat, this weekend" they said, "do not try to contact dom deluise again!" but before you know it, ive got pizza the hutt on the spirit phone,