Fuck yeah man we're gonna get Crack 2

To all who celebrate!

Eurasian Otter (Lutra lutra): This European and Asian semi-aquatic mammal feeds mainly on fish, but amphibians and ducklings are also taken. Terrific photo taken by Dan Lowth in Andover, UK. #otter #nature #andover #eurasianotter #lutralutra #otters #wildlifephotography #wildlife #aquatic #bluesky

they would never let me on an artemis mission because after splashdown at the press conference i’d be like “hey, you all wanna see the moon?” and then i’d drop trou and bend over and smack my ass for the cameras. i do not get invited to nice places and i don’t wonder why.

truly we have strayed from the assman's light

If Marc Bolan had survived the 70s, a T.Rex album with ‘Eliminator’ style production would still be regarded as one of the great albums of the 80s

Tradcath is short for traditional catheter

as part of the ceasefire deal iran will receive aaron rodgers

allahu akbar 🙏

This site is a zoo for stupid USian libs and their ignorant ass opinions, I really need to stop looking at it first thing in the morning

Don’t you fucks have universal healthcare? Also protesting does fuck all Mark.

1/4 my mutuals obsessed w the black toilet another 1/4 talkin bout tudge

what are the moon hoax people doing rn. do they think this one's bogus or just the ones that actually land on the moon. or maybe just the 60s ones are fake. maybe to them we're finally going to the moon. who knows, who can say,

I’ve only waited for Godot for like three minutes tops. I got shit to do.

this goes hard as fuck

Remembering Ed Herman, born #tdih in 1925. An American economist, media scholar & social critic who has co-authored several works w/ Noam Chomsky, including Manufacturing Consent. He theorized that the US mass media act as a massive propaganda campaign w/out overt coercion.

A cabal of big booty milfs rule the world behind a curtain of secrecy!!!

Look, there’s never a bad time to start smoking

As always

You shall be visited by

How will the Duke boys get outta this one?

Pre-workout snack of Doritos, rotisserie chicken, and pepperocinis. 10/10

In case I have any Army generals following me, it’s pronounced “hoon-ta”. Military “hoon-ta”. Don’t let your fear of pronouncing words out loud that you’ve only read in text stop you from bringing up important conversations.

it's okay to laugh at silly shit even among the horrors in fact, I suggest you do

this is what it's like when doves cry wit da ba da bangadang diggydiggy

I’m ready to vote right now

Never forget that Schumer started using the term “TACO Trump” to accuse Trump of backing down from confrontation with Iran.

i hope the democrats who lost two elections to a pedophile with dementia, as well as the dem president and his dem AG who chose to do nothing about said pedophile with dementia, feel good about themselves today for maintaining so much decorum

This is haunting. More from yesterday's solar eclipse viewed by the Artemis II crew. The Sun's corona is faintly visible emerging from behind the Moon. And, at lower left, Venus.

Masterful gambit, sir.

New email from Nancy Pelosi: Friends, I will be honest with you, nuclear Armageddon is upon us. We in Congress are doing all we can to stop this madman, but we could use your support. Please consider a donation to the DNCC today. Even $10 could go a long way to rebuilding our irradiated wasteland.

so are we calling our reps or is there a point

it does seem lost on so many people that, once again, we did this and anything that happens now is just that dang ol imperial boomerang finally coming home

guy who cannot stop wondering if the artemis II conversations with mission control passed the bechdel test

Drop some SIGNS

Up until now I had just assumed we would laugh at and shun AI weebs but my man’s here doth make a modest proposal

What if I just add a regnal number after my name? Can I legally do that or do I have to change my last name to XIV?

They made a live action AI Shaq but it immediately dove into a river and was washed away

Yellowhammer (Emberiza citronella): This 16.5cm (6.5in) yellow species of Bunting is native to Europe and Asia. It was also introduced to the Falkland Islands, South Africa, Australia & NZ, this Bunting feeds on seeds, grain, oats. Neat photo taken by Simon Marlow in Shrewsbury, UK. #telliwhammer

Happy Power Plant Day, Bridge Day Eve!

The world's most phoned in Dracula.

and dont get me started on ''sit rep''

Sure. Why not at this point.

Me to doghtaur every morning:

When I get Botox on my ball bags

You’ve never heard a bad thing about a mug of tea

they put turds inside the server cables