"The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and leave us only grief and pain for promised joy."

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

graham was not in great health. he loved to drink and smoke. nothing about this is surprising

Unbelievable youtube algorithm pull just now

"If you're gonna do it, this is the way to do it" sure I guess. I think there's not a chance in hell Ted is thinking or praying on this, and I believe in not putting that into the world about a man who openly and proudly lobbied for war and death.

Jayapal: I’m somebody who feels like it doesn’t matter what you want to call it, but we have to disband ICE. We have to melt ICE. We have to abolish ICE. Whatever word you want to use, what we need to get to is the end result: ICE should not exist as it exists. And DHS should not exist as it exists

Lmao

We really need some kind of cognitive test before we allow people into national parks.

“What do you expect senators to say” yeah I obviously do not expect them to dance on his grave but you simply do not have to be like “we disagreed politically but he was a great dude I hung out with a lot on our free trips you paid for”

Did somebody say "senator suddenly dies"

I love how "that boy bullies you because he has a crush on you" prepares girls for a lifetime of abusive men who express their emotions through violence by normalizing it as flattering

She is correct. If you round a corner and suddenly there's a bison, get out of there immediately.

Had no idea that Haley Stevens was actually Schumer's fourth choice lol

condolences to all the democrat senators who were all apparently in a platonic polycule with lindsey graham

Every single senator has killed more people than any random guy from your city doing 25 to life, they just get to do it in a way we have all agreed makes it not real for some reason. We're governed by serial killers!! www.welcometohellworld.com/the-rube-gol...

It is literally nothing, this is just Patel doing his self insertion schtick to cover up his own insecurities. A 71 year old man getting a blood clot dislodged after several long flights and then dying suddenly is, like, a whole thing

“How can you make fun of someone right after they died?” Me:

*sad trombone noise*

My longstanding policy preference has been to torture zero souls, for zero days. My colleague Satan preferred to torture all souls, for eternity. I appreciated his willingness to negotiate, which led to the historic Torture One Million Souls act of 2014 and the Torture A Bunch More Souls act of 2018

McGregor blowing out his knee on live TV 2 seconds into his fight bookended by Mitch in the hospital and Lindsey in the box we're on a roll here

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

the weird thing about "the big club" is that it's so obviously unidirectional and not just in keyfabe. they tried to get Pelosi killed and then celebrated it. leaked messages showed them conspiring to deliberately attempt to give COVID to democrats. what the fuck are democrats thinking

My compliments to the Reaper on a great draft pick

I spoke critically at my FATHER’s funeral

Cheers to Lindsey Graham for being the one Republican who found out where Mitch McConnell was and actually went there.

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

Wild that a key vector for conspiracy theories about Graham’s death would be this guy, the financier grandson of Earl Browder, the former head of the American Communist Party. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Br...

sun is shining, 70 degrees, gummy is hitting, enemies are succumbing

lindsey graham proving the best presents are always the ones you didn’t ask for

The CDC stopped monitoring brief and sudden illness 3 months ago.

come on jannik we cannot have alexander fucking zverev win the channel slam

I- Klobuchar you didn’t have to say all that “Friend” friend????? FRIEND?

“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class”

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:

lindsey graham never met a country he didn’t want to bomb

My theory is if 7-eleven converted every US location to resemble a 7-eleven in Japan it would heal us all

Oral rehydration should be with an electrolyte solution, not just water, juice or soda. Pedialyte is optimized. Gatorade is okay. Both can be expensive. You can also make it at home - 1L water, 1 tsp sugar, 1 pinch salt, squeeze of citrus if you have it. This optimizes absorption. 2/

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

remember when every day you'd log on and someone was lecturing you about how Warren was a SOCIALIST with INTEGRITY and the only possible reason you didn't like her was YOU HATE ALL WOMEN

Is it the crapture

this is gonna be the first of many because they're all so fuckin old

it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao

I must have two more to complete the set