USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST Finally I have found you. We were vultures on the steppe 3000 years ago, and we gnawed the rotting bones of horses together. Tell me, do you remember the winds of Elbrus? | Lmao I saw this interaction, bro did NOT mention he always claimed the choicest marrow 🤣🤣🤣

It's Orson Krennic night on Corellia

Orson Krennic in orbit above Jedha:

Remember when Disney was acquiring all that IP in the early 2010s and people would post "[improbable person] is now a Disney Princess" Pic Unrelated

They already did that

disney princess orson krennic

Mods are asleep post forbidden krennic jacket

What the hell is going on in this Forest

I see they just gave everyone who was ever on camera this season of the Pitt an emmy nom (good)

Brewery or Seahawks?

Three separate knock down drag-out brawls between two of the best single season teams ever put on a football field, with the Seahawks a missed field goal away from sweeping the Rams, won the only division in nfl history with 3 12+ win teams, lost three games total by a combined 9 pts, won SB

What's the foreclosure rate looking like in the metaverse tho?

Fuck I've just watched the cop slide video for the first time in ages and I forgot the SOUNDS that he makes coming down the slide. Perfect video. Best thing ever recorded.

Tragic: the sunscreen I bought on my trip that I really liked but I didn't bring home with me is not sold in the US

“American citizenship is not for sale” says the guy selling Trump Green Cards for $5 million to become a citizen.

Just talked to Mitch, all good 👍 👌

Me rereading my posts every time I get a notification

ryan grubb calling plays to geno

🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶

Hello, Jimmy. I just wanted to stop by and let you know we won, and it was worth it. W/O James Hyde 1917-1944, 132 Squadron RAF. Shot down north of Nijmegen, 25 September 1944.

Me referring to a few cold beers any day during the summer:

Every year on July 8th at 11:15 UTC, 99% of the world population gets sunlight ☀️

Empathy Coach: Enzo Watt

unfortunately these are all Girls Who Tell Me What to Do. what's next, my MOM for senate? the lady who invented bedtime??

Movies want you to think people at the CIA look like John Krasinski when they all actually look like Napoleon Dynamite's brother

I know one man from Yorkshire which means every time Clarkson or May make fun of the Yorkshire accent, I get to go "haha you're right they do talk funny"

Man I had a dream about having full run of a deli to make a sandwich

sometimes a news photo is also a Far Side cartoon

Staff Mediator II: Collette Even

This is very bad, and the ICE explanation is pretty much word for word what they've used for other shootings.

2027 NFL-Draft SUPER EARLY Positional Rankings Article now out on my substack 😉

Government run based on vibes by people who have almost no ability to pick up on the vibes and even less ability to interpret vibes

I feel like this is Bo Nix's last year in Denver. I think a lot of the 2024 qbs will be on the move but there's something that tells me Peyton will again be looking for "his guy" (can't win without Brees)

Sean Payton is the GOAT of taking credit for shit he didn't do

how it feels to root for egypt rn

ilhan omar: (receiving 20359239 deportation/violence threats a day) hi im a midwestern mom and here are my hot dish recipes for fall, also here are my bills i am cosponsoring for working families dipshit mcoyster: The Jews sunk my campaign, and I am the only socialist in existence

The Problem of Knowledge is actually that it is possible to know this sentence.

In this case "instincts" is the name of his groyper group chat with high school juniors

It's called a B1G Tight End and we have dozens every year

Staff Activities Coordinator: Dewey Hafta

We interrupt your regularly scheduled timeline to bring you this important announcement: bedtime. now.

Christian Pulisic is the Chrysler 300 of the USMNT

Seattle Seahawks won the super bowl 🤷‍♂️