Lots of driving so a bit late but here's today's cool photo

The sad part about using a dating app in a place you're only at for 24 hours is that unless you open the app as soon as you leave, people are still swiping on you back in the place you just left. Like they're trying to flirt with a ghost.

Cope is that if Musk does try to by the seahawks for whatever reason that the owners would reject it because he's weird and they don't like him and it would take too much attention away from them

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

(copefully, with sadness) Riq Woolen, among 212 cornerbacks in 2025: - 5th in total penalties - 40th in penalties per coverage snap

@cookout build a goddamn restaurant further west than Memphis you bitch

Vincent Gilligan wrote Hancock and the first season of Breaking Bad the same year lmao

In Albuquerque, there's a dust storm rn so everything is kinda tinted yellow lmao how did he know

Park Ranger at El Malpais said this is by far the slowest season they have, and either because he loved me or because he was bored he was flirting with me the whole time :)) But he was bald, so

When we get to go from blaming everything on Vulcan to blaming everything on David Tepper 2

talking myself into the position that MacKenzie Scott will see this as a complicated donation to charity (proceeds go to Paul Allen's charitable foundation which actually does do good stuff) and also a chance to stick it to Jeff

Mike MacDonald won a super bowl to take more money from Billionaires and give it to charities. Lib

The sky to the Colorado Plateau after continental uplift returned it to the surface after hundreds of millions of years

Hey remember like 3 weeks ago when they were like "we're not selling the team shut up"

Why does anyone live in Arizona lmao. Flat. No water. Windy as FUCK. No way to make money.

I find it frustrating that the left has been characterized as more prone to scolding when the right’s entire culture is built on an openly insidious kind of scolding

Can't stop thinking of a billboard i saw in Boise for mammograms offered by "Teton radiology and imaging"

Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.

Brinnon, Washington Pop: 751 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brinnon,_Washington Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=183877745 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=39077468 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=39077470

Staying in a motel in Holbrook, AZ tonight. This town has the feeling of a place that built a ton of infrastructure for expansion but then the town died so it feels double empty

Me getting to the WWII section of the wikipedia page:

You simply have to get out and look at cool shit. It will fix your brain.

Couldn't get this Tony Dogpills idea out of my head so

This is your reminder that the only good vehicle for driving in snow is a station wagon

The girl at the site next to mine is from Tennessee and was trying to scrape off her car with a credit card so I offered her my Costco scraper that's built into a lined fleece glove. We chatted a bit and she's actually driving from Seattle back to Tennessee

Good! Just pay him!

UPDATE

Fun 1am thought: what is the weight rating for this tent? Like how much snow can accumulate on it before the aluminum poles snap?

Whoever made my Wendy's tonight deserves to get their ass ate real good

Reuters: New Mexico lawmakers on Monday passed legislation to launch what they said was the first full investigation into what happened at Zorro Ranch, where the late U.S. sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is accused of trafficking and sexually assaulting girls and women.

WOM Wednesday total cultural victory

joyce is going after elon again

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]

Here's Part 1 of my on-site Super Bowl journal for Field Gulls. You get photos and videos and a geography lesson. www.fieldgulls.com/seattle-seah...

if posting on social media never won anyone over, then why am I moving to Seattle

Thinking about this campsite quesadilla im gonna make when I get back to my site

Alright he's actually an elite hire now

I'm sitting here at the grand canyon overlook weeping, meanwhile I hear a guy behind me say "I hate to say it but it's underwhelming."

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

There are way too many people ignoring all the signs and sitting right on the rim of the canyon, but I'm a good boy so I stayed behind the railing

He will be remembered for the best movie ever made, Kicking And Screaming (2005)

Alright I guess I gotta spend more time on leg days when I get home because my quads are PROTESTING every time I get out of my car

The drive from Zion to the Grand Canyon so far is maybe the most scenic drive I've ever been on. Absurdly unreal.

compound german word for the feeling that there will always be enough of the screw you're looking for in the cup of miscellaneous screws

as someone who owns a nonzero amount of custom-printed clothing (including an embroidered hat) I have an idea that I need to be talked out of pursuing

People yelling and partying at 9pm on a sunday night in a campground man don't you guys have school or some shit in the morning? Shut the fuck up

lollll i just double checked and searched for macdonald and this was the only pic that came up @hustle-chillson.bsky.social

One disastrous consequence of the American Civil War is that it allowed the Mormons to re-establish themselves as the governing party of Utah. Imagine if you could go to see one of the amazing National Parks or National Monuments or National Recreation Areas without having to ever see a Mormon

Utah Bumble is bleak