Thought this was one of my stories because I have a few that start this way but mine usually end up with me slinging it like the only frycook at the fair

wrong! it was deep in a pile of mementos that get moved from place to place, it turned up now because I’m moving from place to place

Just learned that Danger Ehren is from McMinnville which makes sense because I assume the only way to have fun growing up in McMinnville is to throw yourself in front of moving cars and chuck shit at your friends

If you don't assault people and have nazi tattoos, then you don't have to worry about anyone finding out that you assault people and have nazi tattoos

Throw every single person in ICE from top to bottom into a pit and then fill it in

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Who could have predicted

ICE desperately wants you not to care about this story But we must. The killing of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a Mexican national striving for his American Dream, is a moral outrage, and a warning. ICE hopes you won't notice that mass deportation is back My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

— holding out for a hero / rey & ben solo

Pookimus Maximus

the company tells me that they're basically having to get into the real estate business because landlords have decided it's more profitable to have a big box store than a used bookstore. so they do a lot of shuffling and are very careful about how they expand:

The son of the man shot and killed by ICE: I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars.

???? What about the ending needed explanation? Almost a million views on this man what

Thinking about this tweet this mornin

Aircraft likers when Republicans say men evolved to take out the trash: that's right Aircraft likers when Republicans think helicopters should descend vertically: The UH-60 Black Hawk is a four-blade, twin-engine, medium-lift utility military helicopter manufactured by Sikorsky Aircraft [1] and

The nefarious thing here is the lengths these companies go to keep people hooked. Marlboro's not flying someone to the Super Bowl for a VIP weekend. The local liquor store isn't sending you a personalized Cameo if they don't see you for a few weeks.

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST Finally I have found you. We were vultures on the steppe 3000 years ago, and we gnawed the rotting bones of horses together. Tell me, do you remember the winds of Elbrus? | Lmao I saw this interaction, bro did NOT mention he always claimed the choicest marrow 🤣🤣🤣

It's Orson Krennic night on Corellia

Orson Krennic in orbit above Jedha:

Remember when Disney was acquiring all that IP in the early 2010s and people would post "[improbable person] is now a Disney Princess" Pic Unrelated

They already did that

disney princess orson krennic

Mods are asleep post forbidden krennic jacket

What the hell is going on in this Forest

I see they just gave everyone who was ever on camera this season of the Pitt an emmy nom (good)

Brewery or Seahawks?

Three separate knock down drag-out brawls between two of the best single season teams ever put on a football field, with the Seahawks a missed field goal away from sweeping the Rams, won the only division in nfl history with 3 12+ win teams, lost three games total by a combined 9 pts, won SB

What's the foreclosure rate looking like in the metaverse tho?

Fuck I've just watched the cop slide video for the first time in ages and I forgot the SOUNDS that he makes coming down the slide. Perfect video. Best thing ever recorded.

Tragic: the sunscreen I bought on my trip that I really liked but I didn't bring home with me is not sold in the US

“American citizenship is not for sale” says the guy selling Trump Green Cards for $5 million to become a citizen.

Just talked to Mitch, all good 👍 👌

Me rereading my posts every time I get a notification

ryan grubb calling plays to geno

🎶 It’s been a long day, without you, my friend. And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again. 🎶

Hello, Jimmy. I just wanted to stop by and let you know we won, and it was worth it. W/O James Hyde 1917-1944, 132 Squadron RAF. Shot down north of Nijmegen, 25 September 1944.

Me referring to a few cold beers any day during the summer:

Every year on July 8th at 11:15 UTC, 99% of the world population gets sunlight ☀️

Empathy Coach: Enzo Watt

unfortunately these are all Girls Who Tell Me What to Do. what's next, my MOM for senate? the lady who invented bedtime??

Movies want you to think people at the CIA look like John Krasinski when they all actually look like Napoleon Dynamite's brother

I know one man from Yorkshire which means every time Clarkson or May make fun of the Yorkshire accent, I get to go "haha you're right they do talk funny"

Man I had a dream about having full run of a deli to make a sandwich

sometimes a news photo is also a Far Side cartoon

Staff Mediator II: Collette Even

This is very bad, and the ICE explanation is pretty much word for word what they've used for other shootings.