The Seahawks hung a big ol' banner Friday at the Virginia Mason Athletic Center, and it's beautiful. shwks.com/dsonaldh

It's so wild to me that the one first two documented people to summit Mt Rainier was named Hazard, not as a nickname but just his first name, and he fought for the Union in the civil war, and was officially Major Hazard Stevens

Now watching dw

Zach Mettenberger 2015 Tennessee Titans highlights

is the rodgler to the left of racedep geno *a taut cable snaps inside my skull—BANG!— foamy brain matter oozes out of my ears and nose*

Eight tacos my beloved

Gonna bend her over an Oak Table™️ and give her my trenchant analysis

I dreamed a brain of time gone by. When wood was oak And table was sturdy.

*Wrong Rock voice* Wrong Tenerife

Happy to announce the Democratic Party, a 200 year long experiment by the Center for Wrong Rock Studies, with support from RTX and the state of Qatar, has concluded

Dumping my life savings into a cameo of Brian Cox saying "your brand of posting has been acquired by Oak Table Trenchant Analysis LLC and will be absorbed into the posting fluid over the coming months."

Carrying around a giant playsheet of oak table posts to reference in real time

"Okay so your company is called Oak Table?" Yeah "And you do analytics?" Sure "But your logo is spiderman?" Yeag "And your loan application is for?..." $15,000 for various videos of Russell Wilson saying our company's trenchant analyses. "And that's, what? Advertising?" Sure

wow that's super interesting. i'm going to beat you to death with hammers.

Trenchant Con Panel 1: WOM Wednesday Panel 2: PDFs with Gigan Panel 3: layout of the VMAC Panel 4: What type aircraft Panel 5: have u seen andor lol Panel 6: Revering and Expelling for beginners Panel 7: Campaign books with Cfax

Oak Table Analysis has engaged the Las Vegas Raiders in trade discussions for Maxx Crosby.

Oak Table Trenchant Analysis LLC is a meth front.

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Man I do love my insane online friends that are sharing one braincell with me like the fates

another weekend in the discourse mines

rebellion primary between mon mothma, luthen rael, and saw gerrera. who you got

Mechanic's Assistant: Hannah Twomey

All the welfare fraud aside, Favre has the ugliest throwing motion in NFL history.

Reuben Randle

is that good

We are going to savor this one. Our client, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, is freed of these outrageous, vindictive charges. It’s a good day.

They opened up the Concussion Hall Of Fame?

There are also two branches of misty names Misty View adjacent - very specific niche personality that makes everyone hoot n holler and is a great hang Seymour Butts adjacent - now here's a sturdy oak table

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People entering the theater on May 25, 1983:

No work monday for the holiday, happy friday

Idk what happened man the insomnia went away for years and now suddenly it's back with a vengeance

Stanley Tucci in a movie about your dad being unable to handle your mom dating again after the divorce

It’s evening so all you night creatures are now being introduced to Deal Man. He’s going to save the Mariners season by making deals, which is how he gets his name.

Are you sure?

slop

What are you talking about?

Mato Tipila, 5/21/2026, 8:22:23 PM

lmao

I have a friend that every couple of months reaches out to ask for music recommendations, and then he will always send back "thanks, i think you'd like this one" and then will send me a link to Shelter by Porter Robinson. It's like his version of Paul Rudd's Mac and Me bit.