jk rowling and george lucas in a dumb naming convention contest

Sheev Palpatine posting on holonet that a ceasefire is being discussed between the Republic and the Confederation of Independent Systems because the CSE is about to open and the Na's-Daac is looking a little low

This department has gone 0 days without star wars discourse returning

You ever fry your brain on 28 episodes of The Pitt in two days?

They threw a faux little shitfit over the Minneapolis mayor saying "fuck" but I guarantee they'll say this guy is just showing strength by doing it

He can't be president for even one more day man.

The entire weight of the United States military couldn't achieve what it took a dozen cons less than an hour to do

Fresno

Low clouds embrace Lummi Island on the Salish Sea. May you find beauty in your day. 💫

Macaulay Culkin when his parents ask how his day was:

Every beautiful woman you've ever seen is dating a guy who looks like Kurt Braunohler

Harry Potter reboot looks like ass, child labor laws make it impossible to hire child actors these days and now look

Lmao they made him so cunty

Try as they might The State of Things cannot defeat anyone in the Puget Sound when the sun is out and the temperature exceeds 60 degrees.

You know how sometimes you don't watch any of The Pitt even though everyone recommends it and then you start season 1 at 6pm and now it's 4:30am

So how's this going

Hey lol not loving this vanguard commercial lauding their AI intervention

fellas is it gay to see graphite on the roof

IK Enemkpali

The pod racing sequence is good actually

This is the funniest way it could happen

Driving home I saw a subaru crosstrek with one bumper sticker that just said "women" on it

I wasn't sure if I was gonna go to the bar with my coworkers tonight or not but then someone in marketing sent an email to everyone in the building inviting them "to celebrate the good weather" so it's a definite no now lmao

Just another beautiful day of being a public servant. Let’s check the DMs — oh.

Well you see, through a Jay Harbaugh Total Cultural Victory, all things are possible, so jot that down.

Johnny Knoxville about to crash through a furniture store ceiling:

A Who's Line Is It Anyway game where it's just me riffing the same joke over and over and over, continually getting the buzzer, but there are no other players to replace me so I just have to keep going.

All this horrible shit happening and Castellianos nowhere to be seen. It's like in Rockadoodle when the sun rises without Chanticlear singing

i said it sounds like you're just feeding airframes to the middle east and then his daughter started crying

in ~2013 or so Mr. View and I made it a project to watch all of Cheers and that might be the least bingeable show of all time. You were supposed to work an entire week of a HARD 1980s job between episodes of Cheers.

Go Birds

Amidst everything else, the Trump regime has quietly killed off the U.S. Forest Service 🌲 “One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests… just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.” www.hatchmag.com/articles/tru...

Who gave me the keys to the horse bot

We know what it's really for.

Quick list your top 5 Animorphs books 1. The Hork-Bajir Chronicles 2. The Change 3. The Solution 4. The Diversion 5. The Capture

on a road trip frantically eating Froot Loops before i get to the agricultural inspection

Also in terms of photos, this photo that was taken by the optical navigation sensor on Flight Day (April 1st) is also so good.

Wow

Cryin in the club looking at this photo of Earth from Artemis II man

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

"Sir on March 18 you posted a photo on your bluesky account of a crying kitten superimposed upon a paparazzi photo of Princess Diana's wrecked Mercedes in a Paris tunnel, captioned 'it's over'; would you mind explaining to the court what you meant by this?"

I think about this so often

slatted sunlight through Venetian blinds illuminates my private detective office in stark contrast as I ram home the aeropress plunger on my third decaf of the day. frisking my jacket pockets, I pull out a plastic packet and shake its contents onto my desk. only four Haribo Goldbears left. no reds