mr. tumnus should open carry

when my brain starts working normally again I’ll let y’all know

At least Geno got paid

No Horton, Kupp can't do anything except last minute miraculous sideline catches, Cody White on IR, Jake Bobo relegated to the Chief Sealth Seahawks. Dareke Young is going to have to play hero ball

bro just aurafarming 😭

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It's a good thing AJ Barner had football to turn to... youtu.be/6fizpj5biqg?...

AJ Barner celebrating his game-winning catch against the Los Angeles Rams live on Thursday Night Football by Amazon Prime

The only player in NFL history is just 23 years old

Toad learns how to yearn

My plan tonight

How can you not be romantic about football lmao

Ideally it's Indiana and Miami for the championship, mostly because I think it will make the CFP committee overcompenate in some very funny ways next year

Glacier, Washington Pop: 105 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacier,_Washington Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=151201278 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=41204236 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=72714559

I spent about $1,000 less in december than I had budgeted for so I think I should do something irresponsible with it

In this episode of MitM Hal needs $20 to buy 6 gallons of paint. Trying to imagine my life if a gallon of paint was $3

Mamdani: I promise you this. If you are a New Yorker, I am your mayor. Regardless of whether we agree, I will protect you, celebrate with you, mourn alongside you, and never, not for a second, hide from you

Everyone grieves differently. Erika Kirk:

Incredible

Is it good when everything reliably becomes a vehicle for gambling or porn?

how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem

Frog has decided what we need in 2026 is an unbelievable amount of her breathing directly into my nose. That frog breath is no joke

STRANGER THINGS was tv by fans for fans, and I mean that as negatively as possible.

Love when people do mock drafts and have seattle picking 32nd

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

I'm on episode 15 of Malcolm and there's already been 4 or 5 times where Hal has worn the shortest shorts ever made

I think the only way to start healing america is for the new mayor to open a kissing booth

Forgot to bring a change of clothes so I'm driving home from Matthews Beach hanging brain

Just do what makes you happy this year.

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So fun fact: for all my escapades and antics, I have never kissed someone at midnight on NYE 😇

Here are my four favorite photos I took this year

Micheal Irvin coke guy phone ringing off the hook tonight

I hope he's got insurance because they're gonna burn his house down

I saved my best meal of the year for the last day of the year. Nailed it tbh

I was gonna watch a romcom going into the new year so I could start the year yearning, but I've decided to watch as much of Malcolm in the Middle as possible instead

Hey y'all don't forget that pretty much every bus and the light rail are free tonight! Don't drive unless you're sober :)

Who are you most excited to see tonight at Oak Table LLC's New Year's Trenchant Eve?

JSN gave us two iconic moments in the same game lmao

We should probably irrevocably tie our economy to this product

I've told this story before but a girl I had a thing with told me I "fuck like a Tunisian"

I'm still annoyed that DLaw didn't get that touchdown because I think it would've been incredibly funny

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

So much good work across the DL so I'm going to highlight it all: Leonard Williams stutter-swim over Damien Lewis, gets Lewis to stop his feet and swipes at the outside hand. Byron Murphy winning through the center with a strong bullrush/rip Tank Lawrence Superman cross chop gets Moton leaning

Hey guys we kissed :)