Idk. Take what ya can get rn.

The US has the highest percentage, not just total number, of inhabitants in prison. That's bad.

Was bappin, Babycakes?

I'm shocked! Shocked, I tells ya!

Lunatic, meet Grass.

Bunny!

Gambit, Cherie.

I have enough moisturizer to last until the End of Days.

Post what the FBI will "leak" as Antifa HQ.

I'm I just being over sensitive? I'm losing my mind? Or maybe I'm just smoking too much weed? The possibilities are plentiful.

One more seizure and I'll have psychic powers. I'm sure of it.

I just bought this.

Oh my Lord yes! My name's Garrett too!

I wanna make a Star Fox movie. Spaceship fighting a giant brain? Yeah that rules. That's campy as hell. A guy named Star Fox having a rivalry with a guy named Star Wolf? You bet. That's campy as hell. Love it. Star Fox's dad looking the exact same as him but with aviator sunglasses? haha yah camp

I am very ripped rn.

I will devour the Muffinman and gain his strength.

goodnight you fuckaas bitch 😴

The NES game that was an advertisement for Domino's Pizza.

This bitch is the Origin of Evil.

Late submission for #fcf.

Going Agatha Christie on peter "bitch ass leather face" thiel

Imagine being told by your boss that your task for the day is to try to pick up other men in a public bathroom so you can arrest them.

Capitalism is so wasteful it's criminal.

I can't believe it. I'm flabbergasted.

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

I have some of the weed that killed Jimmy Hoffa.

I don't know what a Theo Von is and I'm happy.

Tomorrow's scheduled to be new weed day so I should probably make a dent in my current stash.

Some of it was in the 80's

Email from HR We haven't received your death pact. If you could please sign it and turn it in by the end of the day. Thanx 😊

I don't know if I really like Eva Green as an actress or it's just her very intense eyes.

Donating my ass to science.

This is very troubling.

Log into "X". You have been followed by 1000 new crypto scammers.

Put my brain in a mongoose body and then see what's up!

When that mf has it comin'.

Guy who thinks women belong in the kitchen (cutting the cocaine with baking powder).

Get in losers. We're going to see that Jim Carey psychological thriller.

K Pop Hunt for the Red October

I need someone to teach me to love.

Which celebrities are actually robots?

Wtf's up with dragons? Pretty weird.

Are you into that?

Yes, so relatable...

Idk yall. The future seems bleak af.

I miss my kitty.