Catherine O’Hara was one of the funniest people who has ever lived. God bless her.

Are people actually taking this online-only "general strike" seriously? Just going online and being like "general strike Friday, pass it on" with no actual organizing is the equivalent of Michael Scott randomly shouting "I declare bankruptcy!"

Catherine O'Hara's turn in Best In Show has to be up there as one of the greatest comedic performances of all time

RIP

this sucks

I’ll show you the Life of the Mind!

Canceling my 2 PM matinee of MELANIA. Just heard about this Epstein stuff and I'm going to wait until it's free on Tubi just in case there's any truth to those files

Singing In The Meantime by Spacehog: 🎶 loppylawleonyou🎶

sometimes you see somebody scolding you about american politics and you look closer and they are literally british. if i was in charge you'd get banned for that. canadians would catch a warning and a 72-hour suspension but it would be zero tolerance for british

cigar in mouth, delighted giggling. that sparse little thicket of chest hair. a moral vest!! god what i wouldn’t have done…

to this day the central erotic emblem of my life is that video of fidel castro grinning and undoing his shirt to show that he doesn’t bother wearing a bulletproof vest even though the CIA keeps trying to kill him

Conspiracy Theory Wastes No Time Getting Racist https://theonion.com/conspiracy-theory-wastes-no-time-getting-racist-1839031580/

lawn demon

we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party

I don’t do Letterboxd because in 2014 I joined Untapped, that beer app. for almost 2 years drinking Beer became totally gamified for me and destroyed my enjoyment of beer. thank you untapped for saving my waistline and health. If I want to cure myself of my cinephilia I’ll join letterboxed

Sigh. Free Don Lemon.

Thinking about nooses, revolvers, big lead pipes, etc. Because of the board game Clue

"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.

My blocking trigger finger is itchy AF today and even the slightest, tiniest, *suggestion* of a *hint* at defending Schumer or Jeffries is gonna take you the fuck out.

Ya know, I had my doubts about this Melania documentary but I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong. This is fascinating.

why would the english allow a man this short to lead them

What a stupid idea it was to run this person for president

One time John Popper quote-tweeted me and said that I would die alone

blueSKY?? SKYnet??? wake up sheeple

We like to dis Gavin Newsom but he has so many qualities that make him attractive to the Democratic leadership: - rich - no convictions - loves publicity more than anything - not yet a septuagenarian - hates the left - from a populous state full of people they mistakenly believe will vote for him

No, no, no! Put that Cup Noodles cosplay away. You've made a classic mistake. This isn't SoupCon. This is SoupÇon, the convention for miniatures. There are no stews or broths here—unless, of course, they can be poured out of a thimble.

I'm staring at a $180 yearly subscription for Ghost for @thisweekinwoso.bsky.social right now like "fuck this is what I think will be worth it eventually but I don't know if I can make rent with that right now"

With my disability having been denied, I need all the help I can get. If you can donate so I can keep trying to get my feet under me, please do! Patreon: www.patreon.com/totalmassacre Venmo: venmo.com/rowankaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser

hey are you gimli’s dad because you are gloin lol

I’m listening to this and drinking a Grey Vesper: 2oz Hendricks Gin 1oz Monopolowa Vodka 0.5oz Italica Bergamot Liqueur

Pennies at tourist traps:

My buddy Ian’s email address from 2003-2005 was [email protected]

In all seriousness I know I’m an Old but I feel like there was a gloriously insane chaos to the early aughts that the contemporary shit barely even scrapes

@franksantopadre.bsky.social I too have a mental health problem

As a voter, you can make demands without gaming out the politics. Do people know this?

Has a single reporter asked Homan about the bribe he accepted?

There's a longer version people should watch. youtu.be/IqfpovtKy2w

one day there will be a list

the best days of this app were when you could post "they should make potstickers mandatory" instead of arguing all day with a kid who jacks off on a my little pony

San Francisco is Super Bowl ready. “Fuck ICE” — Not vandalism. It’s feedback.

[takes a deep sigh] the harry hole books by jo nesbo are really good

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

"I didn't say I wanted to. I said that I will." I am fucking dying.

a problem i do not have on bluesky is caring what people followed me for. on twitter every once in a while i am reminded that respected senior mycologists or like artists i love follow me and i become ashamed of my bad posts. not here. everyone here is lower than a dog

Minnie Riperton - Les Fleurs

“art” is an anagram of “rat”. think about that before you look at a beautiful painting